'Dear Cole,
our first day together was weird but the second time we met, exactly when you rang at my doorbell. That was the very first day when I fell in love with you.
You rang my doorbell and when I opened the door you had a huge smile on your face.
"Hi." You said.
"What do you want now? Buy this house as well?" I asked folding my hands.
"Maybe, if yes would you sell it to me?"
I rolled my eyes at that sauciness.
"No, I would never."
"I am no longer interested in that house, I just wanted to inform you so that you can sleep peacefully at night from now on."
I smiled, "why suddenly not interested?"
I didn't know what had convinced you, maybe my middle finger's performance or perhaps you had just found another house to buy somewhere else and spend one week there before forgetting about it.
"I decided not to buy it because the neighbors seem to be very annoying. I like the house but I would never settle in a house with noisy ill-mannered neighbors."
