What do you mean not a human! Hello!? Ehhh. (shake ratle ratle) AM I IN AN EGGGG! What the hell!.. Wait.. How is an egg conscious? Do i have to wait to hatch? I really wanted to start messing about.
Do i have moves yet? OH! its like an instinct. I can feel it. I'm an electric type. cool but not my favorite. How shocking would it be for an egg to use thunderbolt? I probably shouldn't I might be in a nest. I wouldn't want to fry my siblings if theirs any.
I'll learn iron tail when i get out... wait.. why do i have to wait. I can learn a few things in here right? seismic sense would be great. Then i could see whats going on outside. Actually is that a Pokémon move? Doesn't matter ill make it one.
(tap tap tap shake shake) This is exhausting. I can see a Little. it would be worse if I could sweat. Since i cant... i hope I'm not cooking my self. That be bad. I'm on a shelf with other eggs. I'm in a nursery or a lab is my bet.
(click) Someone's coming in. please be a nurse please be a nurse. ehh a chancy. POKECENTER! wait any could have a chancy but the chancy that its a pokecenter just went up! Checking if the eggs are okay huh chancy. good girl.. wait why are you picking me up!
Ehhh is that a pot? Im not a bad egg i swear! noooooooooo! (splash) No don't eat me i taste bad! Just my luck its a kitchen. Rip me, made into a pokedevilled egg.
(click) She left! Time to escape. (shake shake shake shake) almost their i can feel it.
(plop) AHHH! oh its a rock. why is there rocks in a kitchen?.. Is that a stone?
It feels warm actually it feels hot like really really HOT! I'm cooking my self, noooo!.. the waters not boiling though. Just an uncomfortable bath at this point. It look's like a fire stone, can i absorb it? (Crack) it broke.
(click) ah oh she's back. act natural. Im an egg im an egg nothing suspicious here.
"Chancy chan chancy. This is the sick egg."
Yes put me back on the shelf. Nurse joy?
"Your looking much better now that you cooled off. hmm your pattern changed. Chancy are you sure this was a Pikachu."
"Chance chancy. Im sure"
"We'll have to watch this one closely. don't want them taking a turn. here you go chancy."
Well this is a bit embarrassing. Being carried around in a pouch. Oh we're going outside.
(Dial noises) "Hello professor oak. The Pikachu you want isn't doing well but the Squirtle Bulbasaur and Charmander are fine."
"That's fine send them over when your ready, as for the Pikachu i can wait it'll be a few days before the kids set out anyway."
"Alright sending them over now."
Please don't tell me I'm going to be ash's Pikachu. i'm going to fry him just like the original but a hundred times over if he's as annoying as i think he'll be. I never watch the show for ash but the Pokémon.