I am just comedic relief in this life

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Chapter 1 - Prologue 1

"…Well it could've been worse but yet I still have to start over. When will this end already?! I've been through too many worlds and stories to keep track of it anymore!!" exclaimed Hata as he just finished another reset on the world, however this wasn't even the end of what's to come for him soon.

However, we have to understand as to why he's like this now do we. Well it all started back on a little planet called earth that housed a boy who's named Hata Shougo who is just finishing another read of the old novels. On his desk are multiple sheets of paper and books to keep him company, while he has a bed a little ways from him and a cabinet stationed right next to it.

"Sighhh another boring read, when will there be another good reincarnation story gonna be available. *Sighhh* Welp can't complain that I even have any, but it's already 1 in the morning so I might as well sleep for school." Hata Shougo decided to sleep and yet his body never would awaken again.

"…where am I? Why is it only dark everywhere? And why can I not move or do anything?" said Hata as he tries to understand what's happening around him.

"Well hello there little one, you must have a lot of questions but I'm not obligated to answer them so please be quiet for a second."

"Wha...who's there?! Where am I?! I'm supposed to be asleep yet I'm just in darkness and can't move?! And who was th…" Hata kept shouting but was silenced.

"I did say to be quiet, now I'll also say that I am what your world considers God. Now, I will say that you are in my void and will be that way till you accept my proposal." said God

"…Alright but this is weird, am I dead or something. How am I meeting "God" if I was just asleep moments ago?"

"Well I might've just chosen for you to die so that you could be apart of my story because you see I quite like a story, especially those little reincarnation ones and I wanted to see what your little life would be like as one since you have so much "knowledge" on the subject."

"WAIT WHATTTT YOU JUST DECIDE TO KILL ME JUST BECAUSE I LIKE REINCARNATION STORIES ISNT THAT ABSURD!!!!" said Hata

"Now now at least you can live anew in the multiple worlds I am sending you to, for you see there are certain "plots" that need some more spice added to them and you're just the "man" for the job."

"…So I don't have a choice to go back at all do I?"

"No."

"Sigh, well I have no choice now do I?"

"No you do not."

"I might as well do it then but you have to give me something like a system or anything so that I can know what to do in these "worlds" of yours."

"Very well I'll grant you that, now off you go. Oh and don't forget but I hope you don't suffer too much now."

"Wait what does that mea…" said Hata before getting teleported away to start his new dreadful life.

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"Ahhhhhhhhh...when is my baby gonna get out of meeeeee!!" exclaimed a woman who is giving birth to a baby while looking extremely pale with blond hair and green eyes.

"Come on honey, you can do it, just one more push." said a man who is wearing a suit with brown hair and blue eyes while also holding the woman's hand, although it looks like it's been crushed.

"SHUT YOUR ASS UP HAROLD I DON'T NEED YOUR SYMPATHY RIGHT NOW I JUST NEED THIS THING OUT OF ME!" Roared the woman who starts breaking Harold's hand now and he has to hold on for dear life because of it.

"I'm sorry honey but we're almost there, just one more push, I can see his head as we speak."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*plop*

The baby finally plops out and is wiped down but hasn't cried yet so they slap the bottom and sure enough.

"Wahhhhhhhhh" exclaimed the baby and is given to the parents who now starts to calm down in the arms of the woman.

"We'll give you some time with the newborn." said a doctor as they start to leave, with the couple still sitting where they are as they look at their newborn with joy and love.

While panting the woman asks her husband the question "Ah..hah…Harold..what should…we name…him?"

"I was thinking of Hata, Hata Shougo since he looks quite like you with his little golden hair on top of his head hehe." said Harold as he looked at the little tuft of hair on the top of Hata's head.

"I think…that's…a wonderful name, a little girly…but that doesn't matter now does it." said the woman who started to recover her breath and is fully looking at her son now, with eyes of pure love and is just rubbing the little patch of hair on his head.

Harold and the woman start talking some more when they notice that little Hata is starting to get sleepy and they stay quiet for the rest of it.

"Sweetie I'll be right here, you can sleep for the time being with Hata as well since I know you need it."

"Thank you Harold, I'll do just that but make sure that Hata is secure for me will you."

"I'm on it honey." said Harold as he looks over his sleeping wife and child, and looks outside for just a moment through the window to see the sunset and decides to wait till they wake up to get them home soon.

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Authors note here

I just want to say that it's mostly gonna be just the prologue for the first arc maybe but that should end in like 20-30ish chapters or so, so if you don't mind it then continue reading at your leisure.