Well, what of it? Let your humors slosh how they may, you've resolved the world will see you with fresh eyes this St. Grunion's Day. Today, you will finally show the public what you have worked so hard to—
"What are you wearing?"
You turn to see the three Hutchins children staring at you—more specifically, at your costume. The eldest daughter carries her skepticism openly, like a drawn blade.
"You look a fool," she says.
It worked! You glance down at yourself with satisfaction. You're a bit proud of your homespun motley, especially the signature item you decided on: