"I AM REINCARNATED!!"
While I shout at literally nothing the curious goblin approaches me and straight up punches me in the stomach."It's weak i can probably punch you harder."The now angry goblin starts glowing up and performs his skill powerup and punches me again but this time the result was different.I was now 1 metre back by his actual position and was now vomiting blood.★blergh★.
"You are good"I said but just now did I realise that my body was way to small compared to my last life ".
I stand up and quickly naruto-run up to the goblin and punch the goblin.Nothing happened.
"Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-What!?Those years of my imaginary fantasy has ended!I'm gonna be killed!!Wai-Wait if i can make friends with this goblin like a certain op slime i would be good for now."
"Hmm...How should I make friends with him?Should I just-"
"Wanna be friends?" 'Yeah that was the best thing I could think right now.'
"Çhœïk?"said the goblin tilting his head.
"Did I just expect him to understand human language?!.Hah-hah I'm so dumb".
"Do you under stand human language"said the boy.
"Yes,i can"said the tiny goblin.
"Wait what? actually?what are the chances it just talks"."There is only 0.7896004634% chance that a goblin talks in human language...
"You good?"said the goblin interupting the kid.
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