MOM, LOOK, SUPERMAN
Dad: Your sons getting stupid these days
Mom: I know, the villagers have been saying he looks like his dad.
MOM, SUPERMAN IS COMING TOWARD US
Dad: Don't scream, get away from the window and eat your dinner.
Dad: Why does it feel windy now?
Booom...
Dad: What the f***, Where did our roof go?
MOM, SUPERMAN TOOK OUR ROOF
Mom: Ahhhh...
Dad: Why are you screaming looking at me, look at the roof. It's probably some government jet experiment. Let's call the police
Mom: WIG, WIG, WIG...
Dad: Calm down, everything's going to be alright, we just need to sign some non-confidential documents and we are going to make some good money.
MOM, DAD IS ONE PUNCH MAN
Smash...
Dad: Why are you beating me?
Mom: You bastard, if I had known that you were wearing fake hair while we first met, I wouldn't have married you
Dad: What fake hair, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIG?
Mom: Son, let's go to your grandmother's house, your dad is a liar.
Dad: Don't go, today is our anniversary, I had already taken an overdose of slow-acting viagra, if you leave me, I'm gonna have to shag in this roofless house while the military watches me.
Mom: No, I and my son are not staying with a liar, Let's go, son.
MY DAD IS ONE-PUNCH MAN, MY DAD IS ONE PUNCH MAN...
Dad: Don't go, the military men have weird taste. I would get violated if I were alone.
Door Closes.
ONE EARTH HOUR AGO.
Hymen: Why did he suggest selecting his successor from here? Did we get the coordinates wrong? Look at this planet, there is no advanced technology nor a high-level magic civilisation.
Brenda, what do you think?
Brenda: It's fascinating!
Hymen: What bullshit are you saying Brenda, fascinating? Have you gone mad?
Brenda: No, it's incredible that people of this planet still think that their planet is flat even after 100,000 years of their advancement.
Hymen: What? Do they consider their planet flat? What is the name of this bullshit planet?
Brenda: Hymen, I believe it's called Earth.