"Upstairs, stop overthinking and just grill it!"
"Grill it!"
"Grill that asshole!"
...
And so, the players of Tan Country logged off one after another, but soon, they encountered another problem: Tan Country wasn't very big to begin with.
Barely anyone ate rabbit, so neither restaurants nor barbecue stands, nor even big hotels had any!
Only pet shops sold them.
But the price of those pets made their hearts ache...
In the end, the stingy people of Tan Country huffed and puffed as they bought loads of rabbit plush toys to take home and vent their frustrations with.
Afterward, some smarty-pants suggested, "If there's none outside, we can eat them in the game!"
In an instant, all the players' eyes lit up, and they charged into the various Newbie Villages of the game, howling as they embarked on their rabbit-hunting journey...