"Fou! Kyu! Kyu kyu Fou!" The little white creature seemed to speak?
"Uh huh...? So what else? I'm making a list after all" Neo responded, pen and paper in hand.
"Fou Fou Fou... Kyu" It responded.
"Ah I had the feeling you'd say that" Neo nodded her head thrice and wrote it down.
"What is happening..?" Blake asked more to herself than the other two in the room with her.
"Mn? I'm negotiating, Blake. He's not a slave, after all. I'm not a shitty Magus that orders her servant or summon to do things like a slave driver. I prefer a give and take situation. Like a contract without the beaurocratic crap" Neo explained before going back to writing on her paper as Scrungo the Magnificent kept 'talking' to her.
"Okay.. great! I have a few weapons here you probably don't. Yamato and an Elden Ring sword. I have Emiya cooking skill too. In exchange.." Neo and the fluffy creature continued as their door was being knocked on.
Blake answered it, knowing better than to interrupt them. Ozpin and Glynda were standing in the doorway. One looked annoyed and the other looked jovial.
"I suppose this visit is about-" Glynda coughed and nodded, interrupting her.
"Skipping classes and hitting CRDL with a TRUCK. I was concerned you two are merely attending Beacon while lying.... about...." Glynda stopped as she saw Neo show the white creature before her some of her lightning magic.
"Magic.. Very interesting. Apologies about my friend here. I told her we agreed to allow you to skip classes and retaliate against Cardin and his team but she figured you were merely here to mess around. I see you found yourself an ally. Very good. Come, Glynda. We shouldn't disturb them any longer" Ozpin started dragging an incredulous Glynda behind him as he walked away.
"Anyway, that's all. Welcome to team Kitty and Ice-cream" Blake heard Neo announce behind her as she put Scrungo the Magnificent on her head and walked over to her.
"I think Glynda was annoyed with us or something?" Blake commented as Neo hummed, walking past her.
"Wait where are you going now? It's almost eight o'clock" Blake asked with a growing feeling of dread in her stomach.
"We're going for a walk, Blakey. You're coming too, of course" Neo responded as she slipped her shoes on.
"I'm going to regret this, won't I?" Blake whined as she too put her shoes on and walked with Neo and Scrungo the Magnificent.
Blake noticed them walk by CRDL's room and shivered at Neo's mad grin. Somehow the white fluffy animal on her head looked much the same. She was about to speak up when they heard the strangest noises from outside their room.
"Oh.. Cardin.." They heard a familiar voice speak up, sounding like Velvet, who they knew Cardin often picked on.
"You... You...!" Cardin sounded agitated and quite possibly angry.
Neo, hearing this and fearing the worst, opened the door with Yamato unsheathed and a threatening expression on her face. Blake sniffed the air as her eyes widened.
"Wait, Ne-"
That was when they opened the door and saw Velvet spanking Cardin with a thick wooden paddle. Cardin was in full BDSM gear and Velvet was sat on top of him, in a dominatrix suit. All three jaws dropped as they took in the sight.
"You've been a bad.. bad boy Cardin. Pretending to be racist when you're really a closeted Faunus fetishist.. Fucking perverted degenerate.." Velvet laughed as Cardin received another hit.
"Yes.. Yes! Mistress please.. punish m-" Cardin's pause made both of them look over to see Neo at the door with a white animal on her head.
Dead eyes met panicked and horrified eyes before Neo closed the door without a word and kept walking. Blake was right behind her with an awkward expression to go along with the awkward silence.
"I.. I tried to warn you.. I smelled..-" Blake saw Neo and Scrungo the Magnificent hold their hand/paw up before they stopped at a water fountain and began to wash their eyes thoroughly.
"We don't talk of this again.." Neo almost whispered before the three boarded a bullhead to Vale.
After a few minutes, they managed to purge the memory of that incident from their heads. Blake finally mustered up the courage to ask something that wouldn't psychologically scar her lover and summon.
"So.. what are we down in Vale for again?" Blake asked, seeing Neo step in front of her to explain.
"Neopolitan and Torchwick are known criminals here. So if ANYTHING of the original plot is still here, they're likely stealing dust. Something that's been reported happening all over the city. Torchwick wouldn't steal dust without a reason. Likely that reason is Cinder, who is definitely connected to Salem. Salem probably being our target" Neo explained as Blake slowly nodded.
"Kyu? Fou Fou" Scrungo the Magnificent seemed to say something Blake couldn't understand.
"Yeah, well we find Torchwick, we'll find Cinder. We find Cinder... you get it, right? We'll get Salem. I explained the situation to him while you were dealing with Glynda and Ozpin so I'll run through the situation with you while we walk" Neo then explained the Evil God connection to the reincarnator on the Grimmverse side.
"So.. ending that reincarnator will kill off the Evil God too?" Blake asked, thinking about the best way to go about ensuring the reincarnator's demise.
"Yup. That's about it-" She was startled by a loud 'BOOM' above her.
Seeing three people in the air suddenly appear, punching and kicking each other while their energy flared. One looked like a muscular Mumei the Owl with a Saiyan tail. The other was quite literally a Super Saiyan and the guy they were fighting was blue with pointed ears with a black aura.
"Ain't no fuckin' way.." Neo recognized them, blinking three times before Blake pulled her and Scrungo away, carrying Neo like a princess.
Right in time too, as a reddish black stray energy hit the sidewalk in front of where they were. Blake's danger senses were going off and Scrungo the Magnificent looked ready to act. Neo just pointed up at the three and shouted.
"Uh.. Neo!? We need to-" Blake was cut off by her lover's excited yell.
"Ho-ly fuck! Is that her!? Yoooooooo..!" Neo seemed oddly excited at the spectacle, though Blake just moved a bit back once more to avoid any more.
Though it was unneeded, as the two women fighting above tackled the man into a portal and completely disappeared. Neo was set down as Blake sighed and Scrungo huffed to himself.
"Well.. that was.... something..?" Blake muttered in confusion.
"That was cool... Remember those stories I told ya about? Yeah that was the Dragon Ball girl. Damn.. she cameo'd the shit outta us. Remind me to cameo her right back after we kill off the Evil God" Neo snickered with an amused grin.
"When you get to 'Dragon Ball Z' level, sure.. Just be careful, okay?" Blake rubbed the bridge of her nose and smiled wryly.
"We'll get there eventually. Now c'mon, let's get outta here before someone thinks I blew up a piece of the sidewalk.." Neo quickly speed-walked away from the newly added hole in the street with Blake and Scrungo the Magnificent.
"Do.. Do we have to worry about that? The flying people with super strong punches?" Blake asked in exasperation.
"No..? As fun as it'd be to do a DBZ fight, I think I'll ever really go there like once. Just to return cameo or something. Now, let's focus on the mission" Neo finished right as they arrived at Junior's club.
Shaking her head of all lingering thoughts, Blake nods. Scrungo the Magnificent and Neo both walk into the club, where blaring music was being played. People crowding the dance floor and tables off to the side. Neo looked up at the VIP section on the upper floors with a barely concealed smile before walking over to the bar with Blake, ignoring the stares both of them were getting. Though a good many girls squealed when they saw the fluffy white animal atop Neo's head. They were quickly deterred by Neo's threatening 'smile' when they got too close.
"Fou!" Scrungo the Magnificent called out as soon as he got to the bar, seeing Junior washing a cup as he looked over to the group.
"No, Scrungo.. We're not getting plastered right now. Maybe a bit later" Neo shook her head at the small creature before looking back at Junior Hei Xiong.
"Junior" Neo took a seat in front of him as Blake blinks.
~Deja vu? This is nostalgic. I wonder if we're also going to meet Neopolitan and Torchwick here?~ Blake thought to herself.
"You a fan of Neo or something? You look uncannily like her. Kinda freaky" Junior commented as his body tensed up.
"Now that's a weird thing to say, isn't it? The fact that you didn't immediately think I was her. Was it because I'm talking or.. is she and Torchwick here?" Neo folded her hands and watched his brows crease.
Junior started to back up slowly but he was too slow. An umbrella appeared in the short girl's hand. It's handle hooked around his neck, she used it to pull him face down into the bar. Grunting, he tried to quickly sit up but found he couldn't struggle against the smaller girl's strength. His eyes widening as Scrungo the Magnificent placed a paw on his head and looked at him, making the full grown man shiver for reasons he couldn't understand.
"Wh.. Why do you wanna know? For God's sakes please don't ruin my club.. I just had it repaired" He pleaded while looking away from the fluffy creature.
"No promises. VIP floor?" Neo looked up at the second floor and asked.
Junior sighed in resignation.
"Yeah.. Just try not to fight?" Junior rubbed his neck as soon as Neo released him, Scrungo the Magnificent hopping on her shoulder.
Junior tossed her a pass and all three began to walk over to the elevator. Neo stopped right before calling it and looked at Junior.
"Oh if you try to warn them I'm breaking everything here for shits and giggles" Neo warned him before getting in the elevator with Blake and Scrungo the Magnificent.
"So.. this may turn into a fight. Will he be okay? What was his name again?" Blake asked as calm elevator music played.
"Will he be okay....? Haha.. Yeah, he'll be just fine. My guy is supposed to be a walking apocalypse. And I told you his name. It's Scrun-" Blake threw up her hand to stop her.
"No.. No it is not. His real name!" Blake fought back a laugh when she saw Neo's disappointed eyes at her rejection.
"Well.. if you wanna be boring.. I guess you can call him Fou. Cath Palug or Primate Murder" Neo answered her unenthusiastically.
"Fou it is. I refuse to call him Scrungo the Magnificent" Blake laughed this time as Neo shook her head in disappointment, though Fou gave her a grateful nod.
-VIP room-
Torchwick had just gotten off his scroll when he received another call.
"Oh for.. What is it now!? Can't anyone wipe their ass without me helping them!?" Roman yelled in annoyance, amusing the smaller girl next to him, who was dressed in a very elegant combat fitting dress.
"What!?" He shouted into his scroll as the tired voice of Junior Hei Xiong answered him.
"Hey, Roman we have a situatio-" Roman smacked his scroll into the table.
"Motherfucker I am a FLOOR above you... I'm not dealing with a rowdy huntress in training. I'm not hearing gunfire and you know the shit I've been dealing with. Stop being a fucking idiot and talk to me yourself" Roman said through grit teeth.
"I know but this is different. There's this-" Roman hadn't heard the next few words to come out of Junior's mouth due to the loud 'Ding' of the elevator stopping at their private VIP floor.
Both him and his partner raised their weapons at the elevator, only to see a unique cat Faunus standing there with a twitching smile she was trying to hold back. Beside her was what gave them pause.
The girl who looked like a longer haired Neopolitan and a cat? A dog? A squirrel? Whatever it was, it was on her shoulder. Both of them had their backs turned to them with part of their faces seen by the two criminals. One hand was crossed in front of them and the other was near their faces. It looked like some kind of 'menacing' pose meant to intimidate them.
"What the fuck..?" Roman lowered his cane slightly as the posing girl spoke up.
"I see Junior was dumb enough to call you. Oh well. This is on you. I'm here to beat ass and break tables.." Before Roman knew it, he saw the girl who looked like his partner in front of him, grasping his shoulder.
"And I just found a fuckload of tables" Was all he heard before getting flipped and sent through his table.