Neo didn't have much time to even think until she dropped on something soft. Blinking the sudden rush of colors the portal threw at her away, she easily recognized the European styled room she was in. More importantly, the people inside the room. There was Akeno, who looked bewildered, Kiba, who took out a sword from his Sacred Gear and Koneko, who seemed to shrink back at her gaze for some reason. She could garner where Rias was, judging by the fact that she was on top of something very soft.
Rias' face was in between her breasts and she was struggling to come to terms with what was happening.
Clearing her throat, Neo leaned away and gave Rias the breathing room she needed. Though she was still on top of the crimson-haired Heiress, she just fixed her position and turmed around, occupying her lap.
"Sorry about that. So.. what's the situation here?" Neo asked, putting her best 'Solid Snake' tone and face on.
"That's what I should be asking!" Rias complained with a shout.
"Yeah.. okay sure. You see, I was sent here from the future to protect John Conn- Joking.. I'm here to-" Neo was cut off by the system's notifications.
[EMERGENCY QUEST! Kill off the numerous reincarnators appearing in DxD! Defend the ORC and all of the girls from the reincarnators!
REWARD: Rhongomyniad human form!
ACCEPT? Y/N?]
"Oh I can-" Before even giving it a thought, Rhongomyniad appeared out of her inventory and slammed on the 'Y' option.
"What the!? Is she attacking!?" Kiba yelled in alarm as Rias' desk was destroyed by the lance that apparently had a mind of its own.
"Ah.. no. It has a mind of its own, apparently" Neo commented and looked at the explosion of chat while the ORC crew stared at her in confusion.
[>Spartanwaifu: NEO!? What happened!?<]
[>Icecreambae: Tell me where you are so I can kill the bastards who kidnapped you.. :)<]
The chat seemed to get more yandere the longer Neo watched it. It brought a tear to her eye.
[>Neo²: I'm okay. Just hold tight and proceed as planned. Teach the students while I kill a bunch of reincarmators<]
[>Yangsyummymummy: I'm sad I don't get to join..<]
[>Neo²: I love you guys..<]
Neo nodded in satisfaction and finally addressed the ORC. She was still on Rias' lap and was about to speak up when she thought of something. Looking around, she noticed a distinct lack of a pervert. Koneko, Rias, Akeno and Kiba were there. Issei was not.
"Where.. is Issei? Hyoudo Issei, where is he?" Neo looked at Rias, who she was still sitting on.
"Issei? Do you mean the perverted boy? Oh, he's gone" Rias tried to remain as calm and amicable as possible.
It was a mixture of things for the Heiress. The small girl on her lap was oddly enticing for reasons she couldn't exactly explain. On top of that, she felt strong. Unknown to her though, she actually just enjoyed having Neo sit on her. She was tempted to move her hands but Neo's next shout halted that.
"What do you mean Issei is gone!? Who the fuck has the Boosted Gear!?" Neo shouted in alarm.
This boded poorly for the girls in the series who were even remotely attractive. Having the Booster Gear user on their side was practically a must. Neo knew having constant boosts in power and transferring it to herself, she could pretty much nuke every single Reincarnator that popped up if they grouped together like idiots, which Neo figured quite a few of them were.
The ORC all voiced their confusion but Rias, who raised her hand, cleared her throat and responded.
"I... well the Emiya sisters have-" She started to talk but Neo covered her face with her hand.
"Wait... Fate? Is this a crossover? Oh! Do I get to meet the man behind 'PeOpLe diE wHeN tHEy ArE kIlLeD'?" She asked with an incredible amount of sarcasm but she did actually want to meet Shirou.
Then, the doors to the ORC burst open. Two girls entered in a dramatic fashion. One was a tall and busty redhead who pointed at Neo. The other was a pink haired loli girl even shorter than herself. The redhead spoke first, speaking in an excited tone.
"'sO yoU dOdGed mY uNdOgeaBle bLoW, SabEr!" She said with a genuine smile, as if she found someone to geek out with.
~Ah.. I found one of 'my people' have I?~ Neo was tempted to nod in approval.
The ORC just looked confused and, for some reason, horrified when the loli stepped up and smiled threateningly at them.
"Riiiiiiaaaaaaas? Why are you not traiiiining!? Do I need to pull out the teleportation spell!?" She smiled and threatened them.
To Neo, it reminded her of early Team Four Star's 'PoPo'. So that was another 'cultural' reference.
"Wait.. hold up.. Too much is happening at once here. Calm down, TFS girl.." Neo placated the sadistic looking child then looked at the redhead.
"And you, Redhead.. you look oddly familiar?" Neo probed then felt Rias shiver under her, muttering something about training.
"Shh.. don't worry, Seat. I'll keep you safe" Neo pet her hair and teased, hoping she would snap back into the haughty Princess she was.
Instead, Rias looked at her like a lifeline and wrapped her arms around Neo's waist. The rest of the ORC looked at Neo like she was Jesus Christ, descended down to save them.
~What weird alternate universe..~ Her thoughts cut short by herself once she saw the color of the redhead's eyes and the fact that Rias mentioned 'Emiya'. She finally connected the dots.
"So.. I dunno who the midget is but I can vaguely guess as to the whole gold/bronze eyed and redheaded girl is. Fem-Shirou right?" Neo asked, though was pretty sure she was actually a reincarnator.
Given that they were there so brazen and openly, she figured these two likely weren't who she had to kill. At least the system hadn't gone crazy and started to notify her of their whereabouts. Then, for some reason beyond her understanding, Shirou referenced herself/himself again and faceplanted the floor with a flatline sound playing.
~Am I actually not here? Did I take acid..?~ Neo started questioning her sanity.
"Am I having a fucking fever dream..?" Neo muttered, rubbed her eyes and finally got off Rias' lap.
Rias, immediately having lost the odd comforting physical stimuli of having Neo on her lap almost grabbed her. Shaking her head, she decided against it. Clearly, the four-foot nine girl was a strange being like the two sisters that burst into their clubroom. She had almost gotten used to the two by now. Neo started to look out the window, suspicious if everything was real. That's when the room was intruded upon again, by what looks like the Sailor Moon crew.
Neo cringed when Sailor Moon started to chastise the pink haired loli.
"Chibiusa! Where have you been!? We're late for the spa!" She managed to shout out before the loli, apparently named Chibiusa snapped and sent them all through a portal.
"Nope!" Chibiusa shouted before sending them god knows where.
~What was the point of them...?~ Neo rubbed her eyes, seeing the female Shirou pick herself up, finally.
Having had about enough of the bizzareness (even for her), she addressed the situation.
"Know what? Not even gonna question that.. You're reincarnators, right? EVIL ones, perhaps?" Neo scrutinized them both as she asked.
"Indubitably!" Shirou said and proceeded to take out a cigarette from some kit she had. Which also came with a black trench coat and a suit for some reason Neo couldn't understand.
~Is this how it feels when I reference stuff people have no idea about..?~ Neo hummed to herself.
"I'm a good reincarnator! I survived an assault by an army of 'Truck-kuns' before dying to blood loss. Did you know God is a magical girl?" Chibiusa said with an encouraging thumbs up.
"Yeah... you look at her and TELL me there's a God.." Shirou said with a weary sigh as she pointed at the loli.
"There are multiple, actually. But anyway… I'm Neo. Not the original one but I got sucked over here from Soul Eater. You guys… where do I even begin? What kinda.. crack are you two on, exactly?」Neo looked at them and stroked Rias' hair like she was a pet.
Though she herself didn't know she was treating Rias that way. Rias herself was looking at her desk, contemplating her life decisions and why it felt so pleasant. Akeno was looking at her King incredulously but Rias just avoided looking at her peerage.
"I'm Chibiusa! The magical girl of the Eclipse! I usually mix and match. Just this morning I dropped a gallon of LSD from a milk carton!" She cheerfully exclaimed.
"Is that another TFS reference? I really hope that's just a joke and a CHILD isn't ODing on hard drugs. Anyway.. I'm here because there's a number of reincarnators being sent over for god knows why. Annnnnnd I'mma kill 'em" Neo looked back outside and imagined the extreme catharsis of offing edgelords, young masters and all manner of over-the-top cringey reincarnators.
Rias and Akeno both raise their hands, looking like they couldn't hold their many questions inside anymore. Neo grabbed their hands and slowly lowered them back down gently.
"Don't you worry your pretty little heads. I'll handle the edgelords and niceguy incels.." Neo finished and pat both of their heads.
"Please tell me no lolicons will show up... I already had to kill one of them. He was possessing Rizer's body" Chibiusa complained with a groan.
Just then, a wave of energy washes over them. Outside they can see portals opening up all over the surrounding areas. Neo, who was close by, looked out the window and saw the figures walk out. There were figures dressed all in black, figures impersonating anime characters and a few were even dressed like Kirito.
~Oh my god.. it's worse than I thought~ Neo resisted the urge to faceplant both of her palms.
"Oh my god, really? We have to murder these 'things' fast.." She sneered with a small shiver of disgust.
"I think I see a couple edgy male versions of me.. Neo" Shirou muttered and turned to Neo with a passionate fire burning in her eyes.
"Can't believe I'm saying this but 'YOLO'" Neo pulled out a golden spear from thin air Shirou recognized as Rhongomyniad and started to aim it out the ORC window.
Immediately, the ORC members moved back from its overbearing presence and stared at it. Kiba, recognizing the legend it shared with Excalibur, would normally have tried to destroy it. But under this pressure, it was impossible to even move toward it, let alone break it.
Chibiusa changed into her magical girl form, taking off from the ground into the sky as the boosted gear appeared on her. Intercepting her in the sky was a Freeza rip-off in the Freeza pose.
Both stopped in the sky Chibiusa looked at the Freeza clone in front of her, he was only level one. She squinted at him and sighed in disappointment.
"Really? A level one? No true form or..?" Chibiusa inquired and got a cocky reply.
"I have no need to train! I AM FREEZA! I ALREADY KILLED ALL THE MONKEYS! So why train when I have no reason to?" He finished, doing his best evil grin.
"You're an idiot that's for sure, welp I'm gonna show you why you goofed!" She then cheerily brought out the Boosted Gear, which made the rip-offs eyes widen.
Next thing Neo saw was Chibiusa's enemy disintegrating due to a combination of different powers. Including which was the power of Destruction.
Not even surprised, she shook her head wryly at the exaggerated display of power. Taking aim and further activating the lance. Neo felt a confirming hum from it. Unknown to her before, it apparently had a soul. Maybe it was when she went to the Soul Eater universe, or back to the beginning when she first got it. The aria to activate it wasn't needed anymore. The lance knew what she wanted to do.
"Well alright then! DBZ fights.. FATE fights.. Fuck it! Rhongomyniad, fuck them up. Nuke time" She said her new 'aria' before mixing the power with her lightning mana.
Terrifyingly enough, it became something of a Railgun as well. The light released tore the sky in half and hit a group of charging edgy swordsmen and one who looked like an Edgy Male Ruby from RWBY. That one, was something she couldn't forgive. At the end of the attack, at least 26 had been essentially deleted from the universe entirely. The ORC looked on in horror as Neo rubbed the lance lovingly.
"Oh it's a beautiful day to fuck shit up! Hahahahahaha!!" Neo howled in laughter before seeing a message in chat.
[>Icecreambae: Are you having fun without me!? No fair!<]
[>Neo²: Next time. Here's a clip<]
Neo clipped that half minute and posted it with a proud expression.
Chibiusa and Neo had jumped right into the fray. Shirou decided to walk slowly towards the battle, before her were multiple different versions of characters from the Fate. Male dark Sakura's, male Rin's, male Illiya's and all had lecherous grins on their face.
Her slow walk started to speed up to fast walking, then light jogging, and then full on sprinting, she reinforced her body to move faster and react quicker during the melee.
Appearing before one of the Sakura's, Shirou's hands were already outstretched as they traced a pair of blades, one that is synonymous with Archer Emiya. Kanshou and Bakuya, the married blade. She then overedged them into longswords.
She spun on her toes like a Bey-Blade, slicing through the bodies of her enemies as some dodged and others were minced meat. The moment she stopped she leapt up into the air, traced a black bow with an arrow notched into place and launched directly into a Gilgamesh that wasn't paying attention to the battle but instead, had been ogling Rias, who was peeking outside the window and hiding behind Neo.
Shirou then started to take a note from Alter Emiya's book and converted blades into bullets. She then fired altered 'Excaliburs' from the gun forms of Kanshou and Bakuya, killing a male Shirou who was wearing a punisher shirt, trenchcoat and was wielding a traced Excalibur Morgan.
Soon enough, the wave of reincarnators had died down and there were bodies all over the front of the school. Luckily, the ORC and Student Council had put the school under a spell the moment fighting started. All three reincarnators met up at the front of the school, to see if there were any they missed.
"Ha! I took the hardest fights!" Chibiusa proudly stated and raised her head.
"Are you really bragging? Okay then.. I killed the most in one hit. Boom. Mic drop" Neo retorted with a shake of her head.
"They were nothing to the bone of my sword, the fire in my blood washed away their lives quickly and-I GAINED SO MANY NEW WEAPONS!" Shirou said with an excitement Neo would compare to Ruby.
"The council has allotted you one singular 'yike' Shirou... Calm down" Neo said with a half lidded stare at Shirou's far too excited face.
"Well I'M just glad none of them ever trained seriously.." Chibiusa once again, tempted fate.
And that's when the last three giant portals opened. Out of one came someone who looked like Vegito but he was 'dripped out of his fucking mind'. With a 'Supreme' jacket, ripped jeans and Black Air Forces. Then, there was someone who looked like Ruby, but with dragon features and an energy blade version of Crescent Rose. She was also in a black and red fur coat dress with heavy combat boots. And lastly came through a man dressed in black shoes, pants, turtleneck shirt and a black dress shirt over and he was wearing a cross on his and a dark blue overcoat. In front of him was a cart that was filled with ingredients, the end product being spicy mapo tofu. As he stepped out of his portal, all of the portals closed. He stared directly at Shirou and spread his arms before saying one thing.
"Yorokobe, Shoujo!"