Hello, a little white dot squealed at a young man. The man became startled as it seemed that no one was around except for the shimmering light that swayed round him. The man name was Soel and he had deep blue spiky hair and a dark green eyes. He wore a red face cap and he had nothing on except for his underwear.
A bit of chips stuck from the side of his mouth as he nibbles on it. His eyes were still wide open in astonishment while he was sitting arm spread on the couch. He silted his eyes and decided to poke the white dot.
'Hey don't do that' the little dot squealed again, this time Soel flinched as the remaining bit of chip flew out from his mouth. He positioned his hand in defensive position. Is this some kind of prank, he thought. But whole would ever try to prank him in the first place. The last time he remember he had always lived alone in a single room apartment.
As million of thought raced through his mind (mostly light novel related) the light began to dim as a clear figure was shown. It was similar to the elf girl that was shown on the flat screen TV the light was obstructing.
It was most definitely a fairy when comparing seeing it has light purple butterfly wings and was much minuter. It wore a little blue sparkling gown that reached her hips and look just as beautiful as the elf girl with her long flowing green hair braided at the distal end.
Soel blinked twice to make sure he wasn't hallucinating but the fairy hadn't seemed to disappear. 'Now don't be scared I'm not evil or anything, I'm just a messenger' the fairy squeaked on.
'What are you?' Soel said as he drew closer the little fairy to get a better view. 'Why I'm a fairy. My name is daisy I'm here to be your waifu' she spoke in a charming voice. 'Really?' soel said beaming.
'No you perv' her expression change immediately after shutting down his expectations. 'I see how you earthlings had chosen to portray our kind and I have to say I'm not impressed at all. Um um. I was kind of reluctant upon visiting this vile planet but it was just a friend that urges me to do so. If not for that I would have left you all to your doom' she grumbled on.
Why don't you then play your part, was the words soul was about to spill out but he held himself.
Who knows what this fairy knows, maybe something that could determine this world fate as we know it. 'What I am about to tell you will determine your stupid world fate' the fairy continued 'what hold up what' soel chocked on his thoughts.
'What now' the fairy snarled at him.
'First thing first you don't blow that type information like that to a random stranger. And the second thing what does this have to do with me. Oh wait don't tell me I'm the chosen hero or something that have hidden power system and stuff' soel exclaimed.
The fairy had become irritated that veins began to pop from her forehead as she became boiling hot red.
'Are you dumb earthlings all the same or what. What is with you all and your stupid fantasies and childish thought? You are the 147th person that had said that to me and I'm fed up with it. now I have to erased your mind like I did with the rest of those idiot and look for someone more rational I can actually relate with argg that is if this world even have one' she boomed as she brought out from her side a wand and began to wave it summoning sparkles in the process.
'Hey what do you mean erase my mind? What is my offence' soel retorted.
'Your offense heh. You are too stupid to know the answer to that.' She squawked and blasted a shot from the wand toward soel.
Soel keenly dodged the little light. With his right hand he grabbed on to remote and shot it at the fairy. It landed a clear shot knocking her some few inches in the air. 'Ouch, you little..' during the short moment of her recovering soel grabbed her with his two fist restraining her every move.
'Who are you calling little' he said with a smirk staring menacing down at the now helpless fairy that was now scared of out her wings.
'i..If you hurt me in any way you are going to regret it' she stuttered. 'You shouldn't be in a position to threaten me. I have you in my grip so that means I can do anything I want with you isn't that right?' soel sneered as the little fairy gulp.
Seeing how weak and helpless the fairy looked made a kind of ecstatic feeling erupt from him. He could feel the warmth of the fairy in between his palm and at that moment his lecherousness was vivid.
The fairy could already see the horns protruding from his head and his sharp serrated teeth as he smiled. Immediately she passed off from shock. 'Huh did I overdo it' soel said pondering his action. He wiggled her a little before dumping her down on the couch.
He may not look is but soel was a well reserve man even though he was still single man in his twenties.
Pain surged out from his hand as he looked for the source. He notices a splinter or rather the fairy's wand had penetrated his hand a little from holding the fairy. He pulled it out and stared at it as if staring into a needle.
'Was she going to use this pesky wand to erase my thought? I have a right to my memory you know' he thought out loud. He soon felt a substance stuck in between his teeth with his tongue and decided the best idea was to use the wand as a sub for his missing toothpick.
'Ahhh there that the stuff.' He said as he resumed the show he was watching.
Time had gone by and the fairy finally snapped out from her dazed condition. She found herself incapable of any movement. That was because she was strapped with a rubber band to a can of full cola on the center table.
'Took you long enough to wake up' soel called in front of her with crossed legged sitting arm spread on the coach with the fairy wand still in his mouth.
He had put on his yellow t-shirt and navy blue short. He still wore his face cap and gave off a feeling of a top dog. His evil like appearance could fool anyone to believing he was the leader of a notorious gang.
'You…'
'You what?' soel interrupted her.
'You rotten gorthok' she boomed bearing her teeth at him.
'I don't know who that is. But enough of this chatters. The sooner you start talking the better for you and your wand' he said chewing intensely on the stick as little clinks could be heard.
'And just so you know I might not be an expert on wand but I don't think this guy can last anymore longer than 5 minute. That is about much time it takes for you to start spilling all those beans'.
The fairy struggled to free herself but the cola was too strong.
After much resisting she finally yielded 'fine okay you win I will tell you everything so can you stop gnawing on my faculator. Important files are there. You can damage it'
'So that was this is. I really thought it was a wand. Hmm' he pulled the faculator from his mouth to examine it. 'Do you think our lures are based on some earthlings stupid made up legend' she scuffed.
'So this is like what? A flash drive or an alien version of smartphone. And hey I saw you trying to use this to erase my mind. It's most definitely similar to a wand'
'*Sigh*… a faculator isn't a smart phone neither is it a wand. It is like a main line of defense for us derots, that is the name of our kind by the way'
'Whoa hold up. That is a lot of information to digest. Could you start from the beginning as to what is going on?'
'I don't have time to be giving history lessons. I only came here to deliver some information as a favor for a friend.' She mumbled. 'You know things will be more easier if you act kindly to us humans. We are fragile creatures you know' soel pouted and ignoring his foolish display the fairy continued.
'My name is fina, as I stated earlier I'm a derot. My kind lived in another universe 5M kilometers close to yours. I came here to warn 'someone matured and capable of handling most scene in a collected manner' (she stressed), to gather your kind and flee from this planet because something chaotic is about to go down and this planet is the target'
'What do you mean?'
'Hold on let me finish. Unknown to you humans this planet was put up for auction in the meeting for high-end collectors. I know it is a lot to grasped but your planet has been sold to the tkena of the kerotats who won the highest bidding at a price of ten billion feros'
Upon hearing her words soel spat out the cold cola his was drinking and it splattered over fina.
'Dude what the hey' she squeaked.
'Sorry' he said using a nearby napkin to wipe his mouth and dry the fairy in the process ruffling up her silky green hair.
'you know I'm not some doll' she gnarled.
'For some alien you do know how to talk like an earthling' soel said after noticing how fluent her earthling phrases were. 'What can one say? I did a lot of research before reaching here like who wouldn't' she bragged. Soel could already imagine humans own case scenario.
'General ruhavktuk we have discovered an unknown planet overruled with unknown creatures. What should we do?'
'New land new possibilities ready yourself men it is time for wa..'.
'Hey where has your mind wondered off to' fina called. 'oh sorry. So was this about our planet being sold' soel asked as he covered his out of control smile with his napkin. 'it is just as it sound and given how reserved you are I could only assume that you imagine this will be one of those cases where you get some kind of overpowered ability to fend of this outlier with an army of super powered human being' she insinuated.
'close enough, I like to be the overpowered guy in the back acting as an egdelord all the time and uttering catch phrases like Arise once in a while' soel thought.
His cheery expression was a dead giveaway to fina as she nodded her head in disappointment.
'Look take my advice as a being who is a million times smarter than your kind. Go now and report this to whoever is in charge like the military authority, or governor, if possible the president anyone and everyone should know that they are in an incredible danger'
'you do know I cant even convince a little kid the things you have told me not to talk of…' soel hinted.
'I know this duuur. That is why I came with a video as proof of what is about to take place'
'A video cool where is it'
'Where do you think' fina said staring all flabbergasted at her chewed up wand.
'Oh… em. So this is it' he said trying to hide his sorry expression with a crooked smile. Fina sighed. 'So how do I access the file' he continued. 'Do you have a pc?' she asked. 'Yeah I got one. Hold up let me get it' soel leapt off the coach and hurried to the kitchen where his laptop was charging leaving fina alone tied up to a can of cola.
'stupid earthlings' she murmured.
Seconds later he was back carrying his lebanos laptop. He placed it on the table besides fina and switched it on. A nice tune play as the word lebado was voiced by a robotic woman sound. 'advance technology right' soel bloated out.
After a few minute the laptop finally booted.
'So what next. Do I stick you wand into a hole or something'
'I have told you that my faculator isn't a wand and only I can operate it. So untie me from this can so I can do my job' she commanded. 'hmmmm I don't really trust you yet to let you free. You might try and erase my mind again' soel said tapping his cheek.
'Okay fair judgment but how then will I transfer the video file if I am restrained.'
'You could allow me assess to your wan… I mean facultilator'
'You and me both know that isn't possible' she said.
'Why not? Are you shy or what that you can't share your pass code to a dear friend? Are you afraid I will come across a weird photo of you in the showers?'
As soon as he said it she became flushed as if he had hit a spot. Don't tell me, soel thought. 'I..i don't know what you are implying but my faculator has lot of confidential file that shouldn't be divulge to anyone.' She stuttered.
'DONKEY SHIT' soel spoke leaving fina confused.
'Pardon?'
'Donkey shit, that is my password and I do have lot of important information in this laptop' he continued. 'Why in hells name would I care about your… oh I see what you did there' fina muttered under her breath upon realizing.
'now I have told you mine you tell me yours' soel spoke softly as if not noticing she figured it out. 'Sigh… you better not mess with any of my files' she urged. 'you can trust me heheehe' he chuckled.
After a brief moment of pondering she finally let up began to explain how to operate it. 'first of all you have to tap the bottom of the faculator three time which will turn on the holographic screen menu for inputting the pass code' soel did as fina as instructed but nothing happened.
'Hey it is not working. Is your battery dead or something' soel said still tapping on it
. 'Hey soel' fina called.
'What?' he answered
'That is a toothpick' she pointed out wearing a poker face.
soel mouth went agape upon realizing the switch up.
'Oh! my lost toothpick' he exclaimed