Vegeta-"Tch, fine."
Zucci-"Hmph. To think that you of all people Sage would be one to stop a fight, you've really changed."
Sage-"Haa, time changes people mother, and besides ever since my child was born, I've calmed down a little, I can't always be thinking of fighting anymore."
Once I finished talking, I noticed mother and father both had shocked expressions on their faces.
Onon-"Did I hear that correctly dear, Sage having a kid?"
Zucci-"We must've been hearing things."
Sage-"Tsk, you heard me correctly, I have an amazing daughter named Mia, and she takes just after me, so that would make you two grandparents."
Zucci-"So I'm a grandma!?"
Onon-"I got a granddaughter!?"
After telling them about my daughter or their granddaughter Mia, they started pestering me about my experience once I left the planet we were stranded on, the other Z fighters seemed to be interested in my life before I meet up with them. Seeing that everyone seemed interested, I started by telling my life from the moment I was born
I started with me being born with a power level of 25,000, although that doesn't mean much now, next I told them about my first time training with my mother and having my first ever life and death battle with that bear. Then I told them about my meeting with Nala, and how I fought with Ice which resulted in me beating him and him destroying the planet causing Nala and I to escape while my parents died.
After that I told them about landing on a planet and quickly getting a spaceship and then traveling around the sector of the galaxy we were in for a few years. Then I talked about visiting the Galactic patrol HQ and meeting Merus, how I went to planet Geyser and ended up killing all the Frost demons as well as fighting King Cold. Next, I talked about fighting with Merus and how Nala and I went journeying through the Galaxy encountering many different things, and how many different beings I battled. After that, I finished by talking about how I arrived on planet earth and my interactions with them.
Once I finished my life story, no one said anything before Krillin asked something.
Krillin-"So you're telling me that you were stranded on a planet filled with incredibly powerful beasts, and at the age of 4 you were already fighting them? But what I'm most surprised by is that Nala is actually a princess."
Yamcha-"Well that explains his wild nature."
18-"That also explains why Nala has high etiquette."
Zucci-"Ha, I knew you had a thing for that Nala girl!"
While everyone was in the middle of talking amongst themselves about the experience of my life, we were informed by an employee that the children's tournament was about to begin.
Sage-"Let's go and watch, I'm sure you would want to see Mia defeat Vegeta's child, mother."
Zucci-"Haha, yes let's go and watch my granddaughter beat that boy's child!"
Onon-"Let's go then, I want to see my granddaughter as well!"
Vegeta-"Tch!"
With that, everyone left the rest area and made their way to the tournament arena, once there we sat down on the bottom row of bleachers that are across from the stage where the battles will take place. After about a minute, Mr. Satan comes up to the stage and explains the rules to the audience as well as the prize for winning.
Mr. Satan-"Welcome everyone to the 25th world martial arts tournament!! I'm sure everyone here is ready to watch the amazing battles that will happen, but first I must discuss the rules and the Prize for getting first place. There are only 3 rules, 1st rule, once knocked off the platform you have lost, 2nd rule, if you are unconscious or have been determined no longer able to fight by our referee you have lost. 3rd rule, as this is a martial arts tournament, and there are several different types of martial arts in the world, the moment you step onto the stage, anything goes. Now that I have finished explaining the rules, I shall introduce the prize for 1st place. 1st place will receive 25,000 Zeni, and the chance to fight me, Mr. Satan! now let's watch the children's tournament!!"
Once Mr. Satan finished talking, the audience in the stadium went wild with cheers and screaming 'Mr. Satan'.
Zucci-"Who would want to fight a weakling like him?"
Onon-"Who knows, the universe is big I'm sure there are people who like fighting weaklings."
Sage-"The reason why people would like to fight him is that he's the champion of the last 2 tournaments, but you two need to stop comparing yourselves to these weak humans."
After the crowd calmed down a little, a different announcer called up two contestants by their number, they were both children obviously but they were weak even for humans, so I won't bother explaining it. Once the fight finished they called up another pair of contestants, and this continued for about 2 hours before they called my daughter's number, hearing Mia's number got me a little excited and I wanted to watch my daughter obliterate all these pathetic fools.
Announcer-"Next contestants are number 43, and number 23, come up to the stage contestants."
An older teenager walked up onto the stage but I didn't care about him, what I wanted was to see my Mia, but after a minute we still didn't see her.
Announcer-"Contestant number 23, you have one minute to come onto the stage or you will count as a disqualifiacation."
After another minute of my daughter being a no-show, I got a little mad at her, because knowing her, she probably didn't want to fight a bunch of human children and most likely tried to find a way into the adult fight. How would I know? Well, that's something I would've done.
Announcer-"As contestant number 23 has not stepped onto the stage in the given time, contestant number 43 shall win by disqualification."
Sage-'Haa, Nala's probably going to blame me, and the worst part is I didn't even do anything! Speak of the devil there she is, and she looks quite pissed.'
Watching Nala slither down the steps and smack away the employee's guarding access to the bottom area, she makes it us in only a minute since Mia has been considered disqualified.
Nala-"So tell me Sage, why has our Mia been disqualified from the tournament!?"
Looking at Nala, who's currently smiling while staring at me with pupils dilated, her fangs showing, as well as her forked tongue flickering at me. Although I hate to admit it, every time I see Nala like this I get extremely aroused, and it makes me want to take her to our bedroom and spend a few days there.
Sage-"Hmph, I'm wondering the same thing as you."