Getting up from my meditating position, I make my way over to the Z fighters and ask who's going to fight Cell first.
Sage-"Tch, took you guys long enough, so who's going to fight Cell first?"
Hearing my question, Kakarot steps forward.
Goku-"I'm going to fight him!"
Sage-"Why are telling me? Tell that Cell."
Walking past Kakarot, I walk to the back, and I spot Vegeta and Piccolo being loners like usual. Standing in between them, I was about to start a conversation, but a hover plane came flying in our direction, causing everyone to look at it. A while later it finally landed and walking out came the one and only comedic relief Mr. Satan in all his glory.
Trunks-"Who is that?"
Krillin-"I don't know, but it looks like he's being recorded, maybe on live TV?"
While everyone was wondering who the new arrival was, Mr. Satan arrived just beside Cell's arena, allowing us to hear his conversation now.
Mr. Satan-"I, World champion Mr. Satan decided that I will defeat the man who has claimed to destroy the planet and protect everyone's life even at the cost of my own!"
After he said all that while facing the cameraman, he turned around and did some stupid poses, causing everyone to get confused about who he is, but Yamcha told everyone else his identity.
Yamcha-"Now I remember him, he won the 24th world martial arts tournament, his name is Mr. Satan."
Tien-"It doesn't matter, if he tries to fight Cell, he'll die."
Vegeta-"Tch, let that fool die."
Sage-"Hahaha, yeah why not let that fool die?"
Gohan-"That's not nice guys."
While we were talking among ourselves, Mr. Satan jumped up onto the arena and pointed at Cell while spouting some nonsense.
Mr. Satan-"I will defeat you and show the world that I'm the strongest. Now prepare to fight!"
After he said that, he yanked his cape off his back and got into a fighting position, while Cell was looking unamused. He slowly circled Cell trying to find an opening, and I guess not finding one after completely circling Cell, he ran forward and went with a punch straight to the face. Cell didn't even bother to dodge the punch, the moment his fist collided with Cell's face, nothing happened, but with my great hearing, I heard a crunching sound.
Sage-'He broke his hand, this fool.'
Backing away from Cell, he grabs his hand while trying his best to not scrunch his face into a painful expression, he also starts making excuses to the cameraman.
Mr. Satan-"Don't fret everyone, I have figured him out. He has a metal plate in his jaw, now that I know his trump card, I'll defeat him easily."
Running at Cell, Mr. Satan was about to attack him again, when Cell grabbed his fist and threw him into a hill close by. The cameramen seeing Mr. Satan getting thrown away was about to run after him, but Cell shot a ki blast right beside him, scaring him.
Cell-"You will stay here and watch as I kill all of you warriors."
Focusing his attention back on us, Cell asks who will he be fighting first, but not before taunting us.
Cell-"To think you guys are so scared that you would allow a human to fight me, pathetic. So now that the human is out of the way, who'll fight me first, sadly I won't be your opponent Piccolo, Mistress has someone special in store for you."
Goku-"I will fight you first."
Before Kakarot faces Cell in battle, he turns around and encourages Gohan.
Goku-"Listen Gohan, I'm not strong enough to beat Cell but I believe you are, Just like what Sage said before, you are the strongest among us, and I believe that you'll manage to defeat Cell."
Gohan-"O-Ok, but why not let me fight Cell then dad?"
Goku-"So you can understand his abilities, Trunks and Vegeta said that Cell used some of our techniques when fighting, who knows what other techniques he has in store for us. That's why I need to fight first, so he will show his abilities."
After saying all that, Kakarot went ahead to the arena, landing a few meters in front of Cell, he gets into his fighting stance. Cell seeing Kakarot ready to fight also gets into a fighting position while a light smirk accompanies his face. Then out of nowhere they started flashing around and fighting, they were moving fast and every punch or kick they unleashed had the power to destroy a planet with ease.
They continued fighting for a while before landing back on the arena, with both of them not looking exhausted.
Goku-"Now that I'm warmed up, I think it's about time to get serious."
Cell-"I couldn't agree more."
Saying that, both of them started powering up, Once Kakarot powered up to full power, the aura around him while intense was calm. Cell's aura, on the other hand, was just as intense as Kakarots but it felt as if different people tried fusing their ki together, and barely succeed. Once they're both powered up they get into a fighting stance and stared at each other.
Cell-"Do entertain me Goku."
After he said that he charged at Kakarot with a speed far faster than before, and started attacking ferociously, making Kakarot go on the defensive. After a while, Kakarot managed to learn Cells fighting moves and he started counter-attacking, managing to land some hits on Cell. After fighting for a long while, Cell suddenly got into a familiar stance and started gathering energy, Kakarot seeing Cell's stance got slightly surprised but still prepared his own attack. Once they finished gathering energy they unleashed their attack on each other.
Goku-"Kaameehaameehaaaaaaa!!"
Cell-"Gaaaaalick Guuuuuuuuuuuunn!!"
Their attacks collide against each other, causing sparks to fly everywhere. Kakarot, noticing that even after a few seconds neither side was capable of gaining an upper hand, used instant transmission and appeared behind Cell, but Cell used the same technique and appeared behind Kakarot and punched him to the ground. Kakarot stood up but he was panting and his ki was low, Cell seeing this was about to say something but Kakarot talked first.
Goku-"I forfeit."
Saying that he powered down and left the stage, causing everyone to be surprised, and while I figured this might happen it still pissed me off a little.
Sage-'Tch, a Saiyan doesn't admit defeat, they either emerge victorious or they die in battle, forfeiting isn't an option for us Saiyans.'
Vegeta-"Tch, a Saiyan doesn't admit defeat."
Although I don't agree with Vegeta on a lot of stuff, this is one thing we do agree on. Walking back over to us Kakarot eats a Senzu bean and throws another to Cell, eliciting anger from everyone.
Trunks-"Goku what was that for!?"
Tien-"What the hell is wrong with you Goku!?"
Gohan-"Dad why did you do that!?"
Goku-"It wouldn't be fair if you fought Cell after he just finished fighting me. Anyway, Cell, my son Gohan will fight you next and he will defeat you, so get ready."
Cell, eating the Senzu bean smirks at Kakarot before replying to him.
Cell-"Then he better be more powerful than you or I'll be disappointed."