"Mommy, this is delicious!"
"Hmm. I'm just happy that you like it."
"Mommy, can I have another one?"
"No. If you do, then you might have a stomachache."
"But I'm still hungry, mommy."
"Baby, you can just wait until the sun rises. Okay?"
"But the moon is still out!"
"Hmm. That's why you should still sleep. You said before you want to become an adult, right?"
"Mommy, I don't want to become an adult anymore. I'm just going to be your baby forever."
"Huh? But why? I thought you wanted to become taller and prettier than mommy?"
"Adults are weird and mean, mommy."
"That's..."
"My daddies are all adults. But they are bullying me. My daddy Nathan is poor and bad. Daddy Jackshon is mean to me and always calls me fat. Then daddy Wayzel is giving me a lot of mini trees on my plate. They are all bad."