"What? Your planing to fight us with a wooden sword and a pole?" They see that and turn to each other and burst out laughing.
"Goku, let's show them how strong these things are."
"Yeah let's do this!" He says before we instantly go on the offensive to deal with these bunny men.
If you were expecting an epic fight for the ages, then I'm sorry because those two didn't even last a minute before they were beaten black and blue before we decided to tie them up.
"Well I was expecting a bit more excitement, but this is just sad, there stronger than the average person but barely so there not even a real challenge…." I say this as even my system didn't give me any xp from taking them down.
"Yeah, for all there talk they were real pushovers." Goku says while poking them with his power pole.
"Ugh! You just wait and see you brats! When boss Monster Rabbit finds out what you have done he's gonna make you regret it." One of the cronies said with confidence.
"Oh really? And what's so scary about your boss?" Let's see if there as stupid as they look.
"Well not only is he amazingly strong and fast! But he can turn you into a carrot from a single touch!" One of the two idiots says giving away there bosses strength away.
"Wow that is scary, thanks for telling me so we won't get touched by him then." I said with a grin.
"You idiot! Why the hell would you tell them about bosses secrets like that?!?!" The other one says while shaking around all pissed that he's tied up with this idiot.
"…. Sorry…" is all he could say before he looked down in shame.
Though as we were interrogating twiddle see and twiddle dum here we could hear the sound of a car not to far off in the distance.
"Hey Ryuu…"
"Yeah?"
"Why does that look like a giant Rabbit to you?" He says pointing in the direction of the car noises that were coming from that rabbit car.
"Yeah it does, but it's just a car made to look like one Goku not a real one."
"Awww man, I was gonna hunt it so we could have an early lunch, hehe…"
"Goku… you got to stop thinking with your stomach all the time." I said while holding my head.
"Hehehe." He just grinned while putting his hands behind his head as the rabbit car finally came to a stop.
Soon enough a rabbit man came out from the rabbit car, wearing a green Chinese martial artists outfit as well as a pair of black sunglasses.
"Boss!" x2
"Hmmm…. I see you two have taken care of my men here…. But I'm not the type that likes to get in a fight if I don't have too, how about we let bygones be bygones eh?" For some reason he had a Italian mofioso accent which is weird with what he's wearing but whatever.
"Huh…. For a mob boss talking to the guys who beat up your men your keeping a cool head here."
"Well being a leader like me I need to keep calm, so why don't we…. Shake on it, and call it a day." He said with a grin as he held out his hand.
"Ahh sure, sure, let's shake on it." I say holding out my left hand before I turn my head to the side and wink to Goku.
And as soon as we were gonna shake hands I lift mine away, "Actually I have a something you would love to meet first."
"Oh?" He says looking confused but inside he was pissed that things weren't going his way.
"I actually got a gift just for you." I say with a rather innocent smile.
"Oh really? What is-" *CRACK!* before he could finish he got hit upside the head with my heaven wooden sword.
There was also no fanfare on this fight as both me and Goku got the jump on him as we beat him black and blue before tying him up with the rest of his gang.
"Really ought to increase your goons pay raise, because they were dumb enough to tell us your carrot technique."
"What?! You idiots! I had them in the palm of my hands and you two had to go muck it all up!"
"Wait! I didn't say anything! It was him who blathered about!" (Goon 1)
"….. I'm sorry….." (Goon 2)
"Well I have the perfect idea for what you three can do to make up for it!" Goku said with a grin as he hefted them up before extending his power pole with them in tow into the clouds above.
I use my hands to cover my eyes as I look up, as I'm doing this Bulma and ChiChi come back from getting there stuff.
"Whatcha looking at Ryuu?" ChiChi said as she looked up to the sky as well.
"Goku is bringing the mobsters of this town all the way up there, though I don't know why." I say but soon after that he came back down with the Rabbit Mob nowhere to be seen.
"What did you do to them Goku?"
"Oh I brought them up to the moon where they need to make Mochi treats for all the kids in the world, when there done with that I'll bring them back." He said with a big grin on his face.
"…." x3
I don't want to be Goku's even when he's still a kid.
"Well let's go guys, we got everything we need and the buggy is all filled up, time to get our last Dragon Ball!" Bulma says as she jumps in the buggy as I take the wheel and we leave for the next dragon ball.
"….. I forgot to pay….." I say to myself realizing we never paid the gas station guy, but we did save there town so free gas is the least they could do.
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Later, deep in the desert we have reached an area with a more rocky canyon scenery.
"We must be getting close now, the radar is less than 100 miles out." Bulma says looking at the radar which was more zoomed in now showing us we were getting real close.
"Once we get the dragon balls our adventure will be over…." I say rather sadly as I was having fun here, but after we make our wish I have to head back home, although since I have visited this world I can make the time be at a 1 to 1 ratio and change it later if I want.
Though as we were talking about this, on a canyon ridge Mai and Shuu were looking down at us, Mai wielding a sniper rifle while Shuu was in a mech of some kind.
"Ready Shuu?"
"Yeah, let's do this Mai." He says as he jumps down from the cliff above and lands right in front of us.
*CRASH!!!!*
The Buggy was totaled as we hit this Mech that appeared out of nowhere, though it did come with a lot of airbags, so besides being bounced around and getting dizzy we were fine.
"Everyone okay?" (Ryuu)
"Yeah I'm fine…. Messed up my hair though…." (Bulma)
"Ow my head…." (Goku)
"Why are there so many airbags?" (ChiChi)
"... Shouldn't you kids be wondering why a mech just appeared?" Shuu said speechless at how nonchalant they were about this.
Though before he noticed it two people appeared behind him and cut off his Mechs legs.
"What the hell?!?" Both Shuu and Mai shouted out surprised at this turn of events.
"Chulainn! Nero! Teach that hunk of junk what for!" Bulma said getting excited that her friends were dealing with the mech guy for busting her buggy.
I then kick the door out and off the buggy before getting out, "Well now, looks like we have more people to deal with…. And not just one but two." I say as I see the glint from a sniper rifle not far away.
*Bang!*
A shoot rang out, but since I was once and still kinda am a servant I can easily see a bullet coming which was like slowmo for me as I made my shield reappear and deflect it.
"This is where the fun begins." I say with a grin as I start dashing towards are second uninvited guest to deal with them.