After buying a bouquet of roses for my girl friend a truck with a drunk driver hit me killing me instantly.

Am I now in heaven why is it dark then boom a light has appeared

Hello Young one it seems you have died earlier than anticipated I may able to put you back on earth but due to the condition of your body it is not possible

me unable to speak due to the sudden arrival of this babblermouth

So what is the plan now

I can transfer your soul to a new world in a new body good thing this person jump to the river due to some bet of his servants he forgot he was unable to swim and wearing heavy armor and he died

What kind of moron does that

Mace Tyrell 10 year old boy in a land of westeros the year is currently 266 when you will transfer to his body

You would send me to the body of the greatest moron of westeros since i have no choice on this I will agree but i request a wish since you owe me

Fine but one wish only

Ok I want wolverines regeneration

Ok but it will have a limitation you will die at the age of 100 or being beheaded other than that you are basically immortal

Good with that I agree then a a loud boom has appeared