As I was standing up, I said "who are you", Then he walked up to me very fast. He pushed me on my bed. I felt this feeling that Iv never felt before towards a man before. Then suddenly he kissed me out of nowhere! I tried to slap him but he got my hand and pinned me to my bed. He was so close to my face i got nervous, then the most unexpected thing happened. I farted out of nowhere, he backed up a little then said its ok. AHHH I'm so embarrassed! I hope it doesnt smell bad. "I'm sorry" I said nervously. Wait why am i apologizing? Isn't he the one who broke into my home?! "Hey, who are you?" "Who am i? Santa of course dummy" "HUH who are you calling dumb" soon he fell out of my window. "WAIT" I said expecting him to respond. The next day I went to school. I couldn't stop thinking about what happened. 'Huh why is there alot of people over there'? I went to go check and oh my gosh.. IT WAS HIM! The Santa guy. I was so surprised. He walked towards me. "Hey do I know you?" He winks at me. My friend Max came up from behind me. " what business do you have with him?" Max said, "nothing much" as "santa" walked away.