Ch-8
"Bitch! I am so hungry, but my stock ran out! And it's fucking lunchtime!" Evelynn said as she raised her voice.
"And with this broken hand! Fuck! I wish I didn't break the window" Evelynn cried as she added.
"Now you know how to cry? Come inside, I made that old pervert pay for our food today!" She said as she raised the bag to her eye level.
"Man! You are my life savior! I love you!" Evelynn said and tried to hug her. But her wounded hand accidentally brushed her shoulder making her wince. Evelynn cried at her fate. Whenever her wound hurt she cursed both men together for her condition.
"Now Chill! And let's eat," Luciana said as she dragged her inside.
"I will get the bowls. Take water bottles from the fridge," she said.
"Why water bottles? Let's drink!" Evelynn said excitedly.
"My Lovely Bitch! We can't drink alcohol, as we are sick. If we consume, the wounds will swell and the bleeding will never stop. Yes, we are doomed. Now bring the water bottles," Luciana yelled from the kitchen.
"Ufff!!!! What a day!" Evelynn sighed exasperatedly. Man, she was denied alcohol! How could she survive!?
"There is rice and chicken soup. Bring it here, I will heat them up!" Luciana yelled again.
"My dear Bestie! Remember I am injured!" Evelynn yelled, taking out the bottle with her left hand and then putting her leg on the door to stop it from closing.
"Oh, My dear Bestie, remember I am injured as well! And not to mention, you are injured because of your own stupidity!" Luciana yelled again, poking Evelynn's hurt heart with her words.
Evelynn just sighed loudly. Her friend was too ruthless for her.
"I wish I had a boyfriend!" Evelynn said.
If she had a boyfriend, he would have been her slave and would have done every job for her. And she wouldn't have to hear all these from her friend.
"For that, you have to be and behave like a woman in the first place! And again let's not talk about some miracles," Luciana said insulting her best friend readily.
That was an eMotioNaL DaMaGe moment for Evelynn.
"If I were a man, I would have fucked you every time you used your smart mouth!" Evelynn said.
"Thanks to heaven. You are not a man," Luciana replied, sniggering.
"Aye… Why do I even have a friend like you!?" Evelynn said feeling annoyed.
"Maybe because god knows no one other than me can handle a crazy person like you," Luciana mocked.
"Man… Can I ever get a new friend in my life?" she asked, looking at the ceiling.
"No way, My Love," Luciana said with a smirk on her lips as she placed the plates and bowls on the dining table.
She took the rice and chicken soup out of the refrigerator. As she handled them she could feel the pain in her hands but she concealed it.
Just then the doorbell rang.
"Check which dick is here," Luciana said, not minding her manners.
"When I first met you, you were so polite. You called me maám, miss, and so on. Now only God knows what or who possessed you!" Evelynn said, shaking her head.
"We will do detailed research on it after you check that damned door!" Luciana said sarcastically.
"Sigh… I feel like my life is getting completely wasted being with you!" she said exaggerating.
"Oh, my love… it would be wasted even if you didn't have me!" Luciana yelled again.
Evelynn sighed and opened the door.
"Hey bitchiess….!" Evelynn heard a male voice.
"Hey, Joe! You are at the right time! That woman there is roasting me again! Support me and stand on my side!" she said as hugged him but again when her hand brushed his chest, she immediately backed away and winced.
"How did you get hurt?" he asked, genuinely concerned about her, entering the house.
"I went to drop that woman, but we were hit by a car. In anger, I broke the glass of that car owner who drove his car into our bike," Evelynn said.
"Idiot, tell him the truth!" Luciana's voice could be heard from the kitchen.
"By the way, why is she here? Doesn't she have work? You said you had some juicy thing to gossip," Joe said as he made his way into the kitchen. He saw the blaring bandage on her right hand.
"Oh my, Luc, get out. I will cook for you," he said, rolling his sleeves as he entered the kitchen.
"Thanks, Joe. I can't even hold the spatula," Luciana said walking toward him.
"You both got seriously hurt. I am used to Evelynn getting hurt but now, you too. Did you both visit the hospital? Do you want me to take you?" he asked feeling concerned.
"Nope. We already went and got our medication," she said, handing the spatula to him with a smile. Kissing her cheek he went ahead to cook.
"Just reheat them," Luciana said as she returned his kiss.
"Okay," he said pushing her out of the kitchen as he held her shoulders. Luciana and Evelynn settled themselves near the kitchen door as they looked at him cooking.
"Now what happened?" he asked looking at both of them. They knew he was asking about the accident.
"That… our angel was driving at Overspeed and drove into a car. Even though we were at fault, we used our drama queen's acting and played the blame game on the poor victim. Also, we made him buy a new bike for us and pay for our bills," Luciana said.
"Owwwww…. You bitchies never fail to amuse me," he said with an amused expression as he continued to stir the spatula.
"Whatever… if it doesn't bring us any trouble," Luciana said.
"Hmm… right," he said.
After heating them, he carried them to the table and served them to both of them.
"I will feed you both, my poor pups," he said, taking the bowl and spoon.
"Aww… Joe. I love you," Luciana said.
"I love you too, Joe," Evelynn said to him.
"So what happened to the job?" Joe asked.
"I have got fired again," she said drawing her last words.
"You know this bitch can never fit anywhere," Evelynn said. But Joe shut her up, pushing a scoop of rice inside her mouth, making her unable to say anything. Luciana just laughed at them.
"Nah… due to the accident. I was late and he fired me. With Eve's help, I took his wife's number and exposed his true colors. And left from there after splashing hot coffee on that old fart's face!" Luciana said proudly. She waited as if she wants them to praise her brave work.
"Wow, that's a good improvement there, Luc," Joe said.
Luciana always resigned if she got abused sexually but this time she exposed him bravely and also splashed coffee on his face. This is truly an improvement.
"Yeah! We have to celebrate it!" Evelynn said.
"Wait! Why the hell didn't you take out the food from the bag!?" Luciana said when she noticed Joe wasn't eating but only feeding them both.
"Where is it?" Joe asked, placing the bowl down."Near the refrigerator," Evelynn said.
"I need to go job hunting again," Luciana said with a sigh. He went to bring the food bag while Luc and Eve continued to talk.
"We are always here to help you," Joe and Evelynn said together. Joe started taking out the boxes from the bag.
"Guys… we have to have food. Don't get me started again," Luciana said leaning on the back rest of her chair with her slumped shoulders.
"Wait! I guess you found a way! You may get the job!" Joe yelled looking at the same flier she took from the woman in the park.
He showed it to her, and her face brightened with joy.