"I've never met a talking house before "
"Cuz mi a di ongle chatting yaad yuh stupid rat"
"hey! I'm not a rat"
"Well yuh sure as hell luk like one yuh too scrawny fi be a human an ongle an rat fit yuh description"
"Hey take that back you stupid old house"
*gasp* "Ow dare yuh insult mi de Great Michael"
*kick* "hey stop kicking my couch that hurts you know" "Is this how to treat our special guest Michael" a voice said I look around just to see no one..... huh?! "Well Barbra mi nuh Kno wah mek mi let dis scrawny rat inna mi precious yaad"
"Stop it Michael" the voice said I turn my head towards the part where the voice was coming from just to see a mug. Well that's weird "where is that voice coming from" I whispered never really expecting a answer "oh gosh where are my manners I'm Barbra" the voice said "huh? Where are you?" "Right here dear look down"
I look down just to see the mug staring right back at me "AHHHHHHHHH IT CAN TALK THE MUG CAN TALK !!" I yelled jumping onto the couch "can you get off of me I'm trying to sleep here you Know" said another voice I look down .....the couch it has eyes too "AHHHHHHHHH!!" "Calm dung....calm dung yuh scrawny rat" the house said "calm down dear we're not going to hurt you" said the mug.
It took a minute to register what just happened. All of a sudden the ground started shifting and then I was sitting on the couch and the room is back to normal."Yuh si scrawns mi cya call yuh dat...yeah.....it suits yuh anyways yuh si everything inna dis yaad magical everything cya talk, si an move pan dem own everything alive" "so what you're trying to stay is that everything can talk the chair can talk, the mug can talk, the wall can talk, no no no this can't be real I'm just dreaming , yes this is all one big dream that's what it is i just have to wake up"
"Calm dung yuh scrawny rat yuh nuh dreaming Barbra splash sum wata pan him" *splash* "Now do you believe that your not sleeping dear" "Ohh god this is real" "Mi wud slap yuh eff yuh nah pull yuhself togetha scrawns" "can you just shut up you old stupid house" *gasp*
"OW DARE YUH!! eff mi did inna mi human form mi wud show yuh wah dis old stupid yaad cya duh" "well do it huh you got alot of mouth for a old house" "fine prepare fi be terrify" *plop* *plop* "yuh scrawny looking rat mi wud teach yaah a lesson" said a squeaky voice I look around just to see.....
"Hahahahahhahaaaaahhahah that's your human form hahahhhahahahha you're like the size of my pinkie toe" "yuh maingy looking rat ow dare yuh insult mi human form" "Michael can you just shut up" said Barbra "calling me a rat and look at yourself you look like a malnourished lizard" I giggled "you too Nicholas stop it" said Barbra "sorry ma'am
"How about we serve you some tea and breakfast before you leave dear" "sure ma'am" "Michael set the table and hurry up already" *groan* "fineeee" "give me a minute dear" I look around the house whilst a mug prepare my breakfast.
I don't know about you guys but I'm totally freaking out right now "all done dear come and eat we have to get you out before the master wakes up" the floor shift and a chair is pushed up behind me. I sit down and say "thank you"
"Your very much welcome my dear" *munch* *munch* *munch* "This is very delicious Ms.Barbra" "why thank you my dear"
"Amm.....sorry tuh say dis but it's time tuh lef di masta a guh fi be awake anytime soon" said Michael "sorry dear but you got to go now" said Barbra