In the car, the atmosphere was growing awkward with every passing second. Because Feng Ye kept taking sneaky glances toward Ning Mei, who was busy doing God knows what on her phone.
Initially, Ning Mei endured it for some time, but then when his sneaky little chicken wouldn't stop what he was doing, she finally snapped at him.
" God! Chick Ye! Why are you sneaking glances continuously?!! I know I am gorgeous, and stunning and whatever... Just say and have a proper look instead of acting like a thief, okay! " Ning Mei took a deep breath, after saying this all in one breathe.
" Hey, can you ever call me by my name?! I have my Mom -given so cool name, yet I don't know why you call me with so hideous names! " Feng Ye fumed.
Like seriously, in the last four years, ever since he entered the entertainment industry, his name was continuously changed, by this certain someone God knows how many times! It went from Brownie to Pinky then Bluie to heck don't ask! It's so embarrassing! It was all online these years, but heck! It's more irritating in real life!
Ning Mei blinked twice and asked, " Is it my fault if you dye your hairs in such puking colors! Like, look at those yellow-colored hairs of your?! You are looking like a chicken! Tsk! "
Feng Ye was rendered speechless and he became red in anger or embarrassment, who knows?! He felt like strangling her to death, right now! Does she have to say it like that! It's trending okay?! Anyways... " Xiao Mei... You have changed so much these years." He said taking a good look at her. Really 180-degree change!
When Ning Mei heard it, she immediately got interested and widened her eyes, and got ready to hear some praises. " Really, really, then tell me how have I changed?! " Cute dimples appearing on both her cheeks.
Feng Ye nodded in a daze and said, " Yeah, you have got a look too seductive and gorgeous now. Three years ago, you were like a soccer ball but now you are like a baseball bat. And your skin is also a lottt... more glowing than before... your skin was a deep-fried chicken wing and now it's like a boiled peeled white potato... And.... "
And the more she listened to this fellow, the more her face darkened. Is he praising me?! But why don't I feel an ounce of smugness!! Is this how you praise someone!?
And what type of comparison is he giving!!?!
What a Soccer ball and a baseball bat! What chicken wings and boiled potato!
Ning Mei's hands were itching so badly to hit some brains into this guy.
" Chick Ye! If you speak anymore, I swear to God I will rip off that mouth of yours!! " She said while gritting her teeth.
"Huh?! " Feng Ye who was thinking of different ideas to praise this so much changed beauty, instantly shut his mouth when he looked at his oh so dark and scary face of the Lady Yama here!
He gulped and after a full five seconds asked innocently, " Meimei, what's wrong! I was just praising you... You didn't have to be so scary to me!
Don't girls like it, when guys praise them!? Why are you looking like a demon then? "
Don't tell me she is that type..!
Ning Mei pursed her lips in disgust. Then she said, "Chick, you know what? I advise you to never praise a girl in the future. Much less open your mouth and speak. Or else it is written in the book of your fate that your face will get stabbed my that girl's heels! And you will forever die single!! "