"[Star Server: Ancient Artifact Industry]
"Auction Post by Faceless Ancient (Star Server Owner): Welcome everyone! Foremost, everyone, I can't thank you all enough for the support you all have shown me, and I'm feeling extremely humble! I'm still feeling surreal that so many people understand and appreciate my talent and hard work while some narrow-minded nincompoops wanted to suppress me, even kill me, so that they could stop this revolutionary industry! Today will mark the day when the Ancient Artifact Industry will launch its first product, and whoever paid the most will be able to buy it, fair and square! There are also perks like Win-Win Post Privilege which will allow you to do business in my server freely, without being worried about your identity being revealed to anyone or someone's suppression! This is a hub for the common public and shall remain for as long as I live!
"Auction Item Name: Atomic Grenade
"Item Type: Weapon/Explosive