"Um….uh…" I was being mildly strangled by a Harpy-
It didn't hurt and she only held me loosely but she was definitely glaring.
As for the woman of the guild- "Looking forward to our relationship," She licked her lips, the same smile, and even waved me bye.
"You have some nerve going after another woman when you have me…" Amiya grumbled, grounding her teeth.
"I mean…"
"And Harem, what harem! Aren't I enough? Besides, you can't even last six rounds, why go after others?" She hissed.
Hey, hey, hey! That was sensitive personal information!
Don't go about spilling the beans in the guild!
Besides- humans weren't supposed to last six rounds to begin with!
We were barely in though- one foot already out of the door.
So, people outside and the guildmembers present- probably heard… I sure hope not.
"Six rounds?" Apparently, the voluptuous woman had heard us and licked her lips, even more, grinning. "That's a delicious piece of information."
"Too bad, you'll never get to taste any-" Amiya glared back.
"Oh, don't worry, once he tastes my nectar, he won't even look at you and your-" She stared at Amiya's chest- "Never mind."-And giggled trying to stop the laugh with her hand but it still leaked anyway.
Amiya again ground her teeth and- "We'll see about that-" She mumbled. And proceeded to stare at me. "Let's go back home, sweetie-" She smiled ever to sweetly.
Goosebumps!
Yeah- frightening- this woman's smile was the most frightening thing about her. Even more so than her everlasting stamina in bed…
And so- I got dragged out of the guild and straight into an inn next door.
Amiya already had booked two rooms.
One for us- one for the cats.
***
"Honestly, what did you even see in that woman…" Amiya was apparently way too salty.
It was a bit past midnight but the bottom floor of the inn, aka, the bar and restaurant, was full of people, mostly adventurers.
So, this was where they were.
"Two plates of Biriyani, four pieces of kebab, and eight slices of stake-" A waiter came over and dropped our food on the table. "And two beers. That would be all?"
"We'll call you over if we need anything," Amiya said.
She'd been doing all the ordering and stuff.
The place was crowded but not quite full. Still awfully loud- I couldn't even make out who was saying what.
Our table was at the far west corner and we had plenty of space- at least enough for the two cats who we gave 6 pieces of stakes to.
The rest were for us.
Anyway-
The food was good.
I'd never had rice like this- our staple food was bread and for the most part, I loved bread and hated rice.
Yet-
This was good. These people knew how to cook this stuff-
The meat was also good and finally, spices!
But that wasn't the issue.
The real issue was the beautiful, glaring, sulking Harpy.
Who was mostly just drinking beer…
"I know I should have just told you this before but can you at least let me explain?" I said.
When we came back, Amiya showed me our room and then I went to the wiping room- giving my body a wipe.
I didn't smell anymore- mostly.
Why was that important?
Because I was about to suggest weird stuff-
"Go on…" She ate and drank, she with a grudge, that was clear.
"You see, I was really close to death- and I know how miserable and powerless human beings are in face of an impossible disaster- that's why- I want to make the best of life. To live like a king! Actually, to be bigger than kings and you know- what."
"Makes sense. But that doesn't mean, you need more women. Besides… aren't I good enough?" she of course didn't look at me and just spoke softly.
We were attracting attention but with all the background noise, it was really hard for anyone to even hear us let alone get a sense of the situation. Basically, they were just staring at the hot Harpy.
And sometimes- me- mostly women… which only fueled Amiya's glares some more.
Exhale- inhale. "I'm gonna be honest. I don't know you enough to spout crap like 'I love you' and stuff. But I do know you enough to say, 'I like you' and I want to just go upstairs and make out like rabbits. I don't care about other women right now. It's true I wanted to get laid with that woman at the guild too and I probably will. Heck, I'll probably go after more women- but in the end, who would I be coming back to? You. My mate- my number one. The most beautiful woman I know."
'Wait, wait, wait, the hell did I just say now?' Apparently, I had a bad habit of occasionally messing up and saying weird shit.
And what was that playboyish dialogue? Had the third prince Bluek possessed me or something!
"Oh, so you just want to make out…"
'You got that, from all that?'
Should I have been surprised, or should I have been surprised?
Yes.
"I mean, you're just irresistible…" Which was totally true and I actually thought I wouldn't see her again thanks to the fiasco on the streets.
No words.
Yeah, I didn't know what to say- she didn't either.
We ate- drank, paid up, went upstairs, said goodbye to the cats, and locked up.
So far- so quiet.
***
'She doesn't think I'm a pervert, right?'
I mean, I did act like one…
Without even a word, Amiya jumped on the bed on her back, patting the space next to her, eyes on me.
'When did you-' she had nothing but clothes on her- no weapons, no armors, no pouches, nothing.
Just clothes. Somehow, when I wasn't looking, she'd carefully placed everything in the corner.
She was fast, that was for sure.
I also stripped down my stuff but kept my shirt and pants on, moving forward- lying down next to her.
Late night- kind of quiet. But we could still hear people downstairs and even some random moans every now and then-
"Wanna tell me about before? You and the bandi-"
"Shh…" She held a finger up to my lip. "That can wait. Weren't we going to make out like rabbits?" she softly rubbed her side chest against my arm.
I didn't know if she showered or not, but she certainly smelled way better than me-
"Ri-right… but you're okay with all this? I thought you were heavily against all that and would leave-"
She didn't let me finish, pressing her lips against mine.
Soft, and supple goodness.
But it was just a kiss.
I got an okay signal from Bren junior- so far so good.
"It's not okay and I'm definitely against all that. But you're already my mate- and I'm going to stay by you till you reach your goal, even if it means becoming a side hustle for you. After all, that's what giving my word mean-"
Now, I didn't let her finish.
Yeah, who cared!
"Ah!"
One hand on her chest, one hand on her back, and my tongue pushing forward.
Soft, fragrant, and amazing.
That's how this woman was.
Gorgeous.
Even while kissing she moaned and breathed heavily- and damn that chest was amazing!
The perfect grabbing size. Not too big, not too small- just perfect!
"As I said before, you're the main course, not the side." With a wink, round two!
Or that's how it should have gone but-
The Harpy got on top of me, flapped her wings, and grinned, breathing way too heavily. "Wonderful, in that case, I'll make sure you never forget my tastes, ever!" She had that same…. Look on her face, the very same one I saw back at the cave…
The zip of my pants unzipped on its own!
Bren junior rose up- saluting.
Ready for action.
Magic!
"You are my first, so pretty sure I can't forget you even if I wanted to- which I don't."
Yeah, she wasn't listening- she was in the lusty Harpy mode.
A hand on Bren junior and a hand on my chest- she kissed.
I did the same- a hand on her chest- the other on her bottom…
Soft- but also a bit firm- perfect.
Moans!
Stuff entered stuff-
Moans!!!
Or rather, more moans!
And so-
Without a doubt-
Stuff happened and the night passed- except it didn't.
There was no sleeping.
Just moving up- thrusting forward- going down- repeat!
'I'm so gonna be dead tomorrow.'