"I AM NOT INTO WOMEN, I LIKE TO HUMP TREES!"
Nasty confession boy. Trust me, that's what he said. I can read lips.
I walked up to the confused old bastard and kicked him in his knees.
"Argh!" He screamed and stepped back. I could read his lips, so I could tell what he was saying as I slowly unsheathed the blade of the knife I had picked up.
"Wait, wait stop! I have money! I'll give you gold and platinum! Please stop—"
I sacked the bastard right in the jaw and knocked his lights out. The man succumbed to his knees and fell to the ground.
"That's MY money, fuckwit."
