[You have accepted the girl's offer of her body... The two of you share a brief spring night...]
[Major Disaster strikes!]
[It turns out the girl is actually the thief's daughter, who came in disguise to seek revenge! As you sleep, she launches her attack!]
[You have died!]
...
"This game is ridiculous!"
Aaron nearly smashed his phone: "Ancient," are you discriminating against us singles?
If he could not resurrect, he would have been finished...
Dying in an adventure as a game character is one thing, but dying on a woman's belly—how frustrating that must be for the players... Even though it's just a line of text... What a loss for not experiencing the real thing...
Why did his thoughts drift off into such a bizarre direction?
Quietly setting down his phone, Aaron decided to take a moment to cool off.
After all... in a text-based game, even if you resurrect, you can't find another NPC who's a thief's daughter...
