[Dear Eon~! Happy happy happy birthday, darling nephew~!
I'm sooo~ happy to greet my precious nephew for the first time in all these years like this.
I have greeted you in letters before, but those were different from this one! This time, you are here... though I'm in the house next door, well; you are here~!
You are with us and for the first time...
...
...
...so, for my dear Eon's birthday gift, I have made a verrrrrry special thing.
It's in my lab somewhere.
Use formula #334251 HBD with the Stringuler Manablock detector.
It's something fun~! Happppppy birthhhhhhh dayyyy.]
"Wow..."
A freaking three-page greeting. And most of them are filled with those loooooong words.
I couldn't even read the whole thing and we didn't have time to read these long words, so he just read all the pages at once and the main thing in them was the last part.