Looking up into the sky

a bird pooped in my eye

as it was flying overhead

causing me to see red

It was warm and soggy

making me feel queasy

I scurried into the house

like an upset little mouse

I headed for the kitchen sink

and got there in a blink

Using the faucet spout

I tried to flush it out

When it was expelled

it had a funny smell

and the sink water

had a dirty colour

So when a bird is flying overhead

keep your head down instead

Do not look up into the sky

or you may get poop in your eye