(Scene opens with Chad in his dorm reading)
Chad: How does Emile like doing this?
(A knock is heard)
Chad: Coming! If it's you Luke then wait! Coming doesn't mean come in!
(Chad opens the door and sees his older adoptive brother Stanford)
Stan: Hey bro!
Chad: Stan! (Chad hugs his brother) What are you doing here?
Stan: Just visiting my younger brother, that's all.
(Luke walks by)
Luke: Hey Hunter! Hey man that doesn't belong here!
Chad: Oh, Stan, this is my friend Luke.
(Luke nods his head in excitement)
Stan: Oh greetings, I'm Stanford but you can call me Stan.
Luke: OOOOH! Is it true that Gravity does indeed fall where you come from?
Stan: What?
Luke: Nothing, I just assumed that gravity fell.
(Stan looks at Chad)
Stan: What's wrong with him?
Chad: No one knows.
(Stan's daughter, Suzie walks up to her dad)
Chad: Suzie?
Suzie: *traditional six year old voice* Hello Mr.
Stan: Yeah, there's also another reason why I'm here. My wife Jenny is expecting and I couldn't find anyone to look after my little Suzie so-
Chad: Of course I'll look after her bro.
Stan: Oh, I thought you knew somebody. And if you do please tell me it's not your friend over there.
(Luke is seen smiling)
Chad: Don't worry bro. I can look after her. There's no problem.
Stan: Really? Oh that's good to hear. I'll pick her up tomorrow morning. Bye Chad.
(Stan turns at Luke)
Stan: You made a very interesting first impression.
Luke: I have a knack for that.
(Scene changes showing Chad, Suzie and Luke inside his dorm, Suzie is currently swinging from the chandelier, Chad has tears in his eyes)
Chad: She's definitely a Hunter.
Luke: Ooh, I have an idea!
Chad: Uh oh. What's your idea Luke?
Luke: I can invite my younger brother Like over. Maybe Suzie and Like could become friends!
Chad: Uh…. How old is he?
Luke: He's ten! Don't worry, Like is really smart for his age. He got his bachelor's degree at the age of eight. He's a lawyer. A really good one. One time he helped me with a court case by threatening to sue.
Chad: You were in court? For what?
Luke: Well, Viensaw…
Chad: That explains it.
(Suzie breaks the chandelier and falls onto Emile's bed unharmed)
Suzie: Again! Again!
Chad: Now Suzie. There is only one chandelier in this dorm room and it will take your uncle a couple of weeks to get a new one. But I think I know just the place where you can swing off of another chandelier.
Luke: Ooh! My brother Like also has a Chandelier shop. He calls it "Like's Lights"!
(Chad and Suzie look at Luke)
Suzie: Uncle Chad?
Chad: Yes Suzie?
Suzie: Is your friend suppose to be stupid?
(Scene changes showing Suzie swinging off of James' chandelier, Luke, Chad and James look up at Suzie)
James: Explain.
Chad: My brother asked me if I can look after his kid for a couple of days.
James: Not that! Why is your niece swinging off of my chandelier?
Luke: Chad's chandelier broke and now he has to ask the president for another one. Or he can just purchase a chandelier off of my brother. Speaking of which, my brother should be here any moment.
(James' Chandelier falls down, Suzie lands on James' bed)
Suzie: Again! Again!
(James is flabbergasted)
James: *groans* Why? Why God? Why must I be punished every day? WHY!? *cries*
(A knock is heard)
Luke: Coming!
(The door breaks open, Luke's younger brother Like is standing there holding a briefcase)
Like: Hello my dear brother. It's a pleasure to see you again after months of your absence.
Luke: That's my brother all right.
James: WHY?!
Luke: Chad, meet Like. Like meet Chad.
Chad: Hello there Like. Luke has told me great and odd things about you.
(Chad gives Like his hand to shake, Like pulls out sanitizer and baby wipes and cleans Chad up before shaking his hand)
Like: Greetings. Are you interested in purchasing a chandelier off of me? It's half off this month.
Chad: No thanks I'm good. Like, meet Suzie.
Like: Hello there madam.
Suzie: You talk and smell funny. *giggles*
Like: My apologies. You must be smelling my success. (Like pulls out a wad of cash) Selling Chandeliers has made me a profit.
Chad: How Come your brother can make money easily and he's only half your age?
Luke: Don't question it. Just admire it. James, do you have any younger siblings so Suzie and Like can have a playdate.
James: I have two, my sister Meg who's fourteen and my brother Travis who's eight.
Luke: Wonderful! Invite Travis over, *whispers* My brother needs to make friends his age.
(Scene changes showing the Spedteers at the park with their victims)
Like: Now Suzie this is how we play Pirates. Observe.
(Camera zooms out showing Like alongside a canon with Travis inside)
Suzie: Okay, how do you play?
Like: Like I said, observe. You ready Travis?
Travis: I was born ready!!!! FIRE!!!!
(Like lights the match and Travis gets blasted off)
Travis: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Travis flies off into the distance)
(The Spedteers are watching from a safe distance)
Luke: Woah! Like is teaching the kids how to play pirates the same way my brother Lake taught me.
James: Okay, why do all your siblings have the same name but with different vowels?
Luke: My parents aren't all that creative.
Chad: Suzie!
(Suzie walks up to Chad)
Chad: Remember, we must get to my dorms by eight. Your dad will kill me if I let you stay up all night…. But who cares! We're going to party all night long! Hunter Style!
James: Please never say that again.
Suzie: Mr. Chad? Why are Like and Travis so… weird?
Chad: Well, Like is related to Luke. And Travis is just a more fun version of James.
(Travis walks pass the trio covered in ash)
Travis: That was cool! Let's go again.
(James grabs Travis by his shirt)
James: Travis! What the H happened to you? You're covered in ash! This is not how you're supposed to play pirates!
Travis: Who cares James. The future is now, old man! *blows raspberries*
Suzie: Chad, can I go play now?
Chad: Of course you can, you small ball of future extinction. Don't forget your wooden sword. I made it extra sharp just for you. Run along now.
(James grabs the sword)
James: Dude, seriously? A wooden sword?
Luke: James, quit being a bummer, kids will be kids.
James: They won't be kids for long if they're gonna be playing with wooden stakes!
Travis: CANON BALL!
(Travis collides with James, sending them both to the stratosphere.)
(Scene Changes showing the trio in the cafeteria with their victims and friends)
GWC: Hey Like. Long time no see.
Like: Hello GWC! It's been awhile indeed. How's your cooler brother?
Chad: Suzie, meet our friends. That's Emile.
Emile: Hey Suzie.
Chad: He's my friend. That's Jen.
Jen: Wassup bra.
Chad: She's James' cooler sibling. And that's GWC.
GWC: Hola.
Chad: He's a Nerd.
Suzie: Hello everybody. It's nice to see you.
(Dawn walks by)
Chad: And that Crazy lady is Dawn.
Dawn: Hello there friends, how are you?
Jen: We're good. What are you up to?
Luke: Besides being unemployed.
Dawn: *laughs* oh Luke you're funny. I'm actually gonna meet up with Timmy. We've been modifying these watches.
James: Watches?
Dawn: Yeah, they're really cool! They tell you your spirit animal. Check it.
(Dawn places a watch on every Spedteer.)
Chad: Ooh! Lion!
Jen: Tiger!
Luke: I got a beaver! Yes! I'm the real winner!
GWC: Panther! Awesome.
Emile: I got a shark!
James: Mosquito? Really?
Dawn: The watch has spoken. But give me that. It's not done yet. It's gonna be super awesome when it's complete. Bye guys.
(Dawn Leaves)
Suzie: She scares me.
Chad: She scares me too.
(Travis runs in wielding a staff and a shield)
Travis: You two ready for an epic gladiator battle?
Like: Woah, that looks so real. Where did you acquire such ancient weaponry?
Travis: These are real I tell you. Suzie, you wanna join our gladiator battle?
Suzie: Can I Chad?
Chad: Of course you can. Just watch out for the sharp end of the spear.
(Suzie, Like and Travis run off, everyone looks at Chad)
Chad: What?
Jen: Gladiator battles? Bro really? She's like seven.
Chad: Actually she's six.
Jen: That's even worse! You can't just let your six year old niece participate in gladiator battles!
Chad: Woah, Woah Woah Jen! Relax! They're just kids. And besides I don't see you looking out for your little brother.
Jen: Because he never listens to me or James.
Chad: Jen you're being a James right now.
Jen: Because I'm being responsible? Look, my brother might be pathetic, and a loser and a moron and a pillock and a-
James: GET TO THE POINT!
Jen: James can be a pain but sometimes he has a point.
Chad: Please, kids will be kids. Right, guys?
Emile: Yeah no. For once I can't agree with you on this.
Chad: Emile, how could you say that? You're supposed to be my boy.
Emile: Bro, you're in the wrong here.
GWC: I agree with Emile. You're letting these kids step on you.
Chad: I am not.
(Travis, Like and Suzie walk up to the crew)
Suzie: Uncle Chad, Travis and Like want to go to the amusement park to ride "Devil's Paradise" can we?
Chad: Of course you can, just be home by ten. We have to Party. Hunter Style!
James: Please stop saying that.
Luke: A Party!? I'll invite Natas again! He sure knows how to lighten up the party!
GWC: Yeah, with flames. *eye rolls*
(The Kids run off laughing)
Travis: Chad is the best! He is much better than James!
(Scene Changes showing Chad and Emile in their dorms. Luke is there too)
Emile: When is your niece coming back?
Chad: She'll be back anytime now.
Emile: How do you know? Did she tell you?
Chad: No, but us Hunters are always on time.
Emile: That's wrong. When I invited you for my 14th birthday party you showed up 22 hours late.
Chad: You said four o'clock I was confused.
Emile: How?
Chad: I didn't know if you meant Am or Pm.
Luke: Oh snap, Chad has a point. Anybody could get confused with that.
Emile: You two are so unbelievably stupid.
(A knock is heard)
Chad: Coming!
(Like bursts through the door)
Chad: Oh come on!
Suzie: Hey Uncle Chad! Did you miss us?
Chad: Of course Suzie! Ready for some more fun?
Emile: I'm out of here. (Emile leaves)
Like: Actually funny that you mentioned that we all would like to have some more fun. All forty of us!
Chad: Come again?
Luke: Like, you made friends your age? *tears* They grow up so fast.
Travis: We made some new friends at the pier, and they all wanted to sleep over.
Luke: YAY!!! SLEEP OVER!
Chad: Um… well… My dorm room isn't big enough to fit forty kids. *sudden realization* I could've phrased that better.
Suzie: Please Chad. I promise we'll clean up afterwards. And we can still party. Hunter Style.
Chad: Well okay! All your friends can come in!
Like: You hear that guys! He said we can sleep over!
Random Kids: YEAH. (All forty kids run inside the dorm room and begin to go wild)
Like: I'll make the popcorn! My Little Beastly Monsters will be playing soon!
Travis: Who cares about that overrated show!
Like: You take that back!
(Scene Changes showing Emile in the library, he's reading a romantic novel)
Emile: Oh Emily, why did you leave Mark for Jacob? He would have treated you better!
(Jen walks by)
Jen: Hey loser.
(Emile panics and drops his book)
Emile: Hey Jen, what's up?
Jen: Are you reading "Eclypse"?
Emile: No! I'm reading something cooler you know.
Jen: Oh, okay. I personally believe that Emily and Jacob are a much better couple.
Emile: NO YOU'RE WRONG! (Emile immediately facepalms)
Jen: Anyways I just want to know if Chad is done babysitting for the day. I have to take Travis home.
Emile: Why not ask him yourself?
Jen: Chad is starting to become stupid. I had enough of my daily dose of sped for the day.
Emile: I feel that. Where's James?
Jen: I have no clue, what am I? My brother's keeper? Come with me. I don't want to go by myself.
Emile: Sorry Jen, I'm busy.
Jen: At the end of the book Emily becomes pregnant and Mark and Jacob aren't the father.
(Jen runs off)
Emile: You little! (Emile chases after her)
(Scene Changes back to Chad's dorm, it's a madhouse. Jen and Emile enter)
Jen: What the H happened here?
Chad: These kids are just horse playing.
Emile: Dude! These kids are ruining our dorm room! Do something about it!
Chad: Relax Emile, these kids are just messing around.
(Luke is dangling from the ceiling)
Luke: Hey guys! How's it hanging? HA LUKE PUN!
Jen: Luke? What are you doing up there?
Luke: Well the kids wanted a piñata but I didn't have any in my pockets so I had to improvise!
Emile: So you decided to become the piñata!
Luke: Not quite, I asked James if he was willing to be a piñata for a couple of hours but he didn't agree to it for some odd reason. Then I asked Rocky but he also said no and he began to cry then I asked Bruce-
Jen: Alright I get it! Chad you need to get rid of all these kids.
Emile. You could've phrased that better.
Jen: I know what I said.
Chad: I can't get rid of these guys. They're friends of Suzie. Where is Suzie?
Suzie: Hey Uncle Chad!
(Suzie is swinging off of the chandelier)
Chad: Susie? Where did you get the chandelier?
Suzie: Like installed it for me.
(Like walks up to Chad)
Like: That is very much true. Also I don't work for free ya know.
(Suzie swings off the chandelier and lands in Emile's bed breaking it)
Suzie: Woah, that was AWESOME!
Emile: MY BED WITH LAVENDER SMELLING BED SHEETS! NO!
(Emile runs to his bed)
Emile: My poor bed. *cries* I want all these kids gone now!
Chad: Relax Emile, they're not breaking that much stuff.
(Random kid walks up to Emile with a ripped romantic novel)
Random Kid: Hey dude, is this yours?
Emile: NO! MY BOOK!
(Travis runs crashes through the ceiling)
Travis: That was cool! Let's do it again!
Like: Ight! Give me a second. BRB guys, Travis and I have to make a bigger hole!
Emile: CHAD! You have to kick these little monsters out now!
Chad: Emile relax. They're just having fun.
Emile: Bro! They made a hole in our ceiling! They broke my bed! They destroyed my new copy of Eclypse new sunset!
Jen: I prefer the original one.
Emile: And they tied Luke up!
Luke: Actually I tied myself up. I'm still surprised how I managed to pull that off!
Chad: Emile, you have to calm down. These kids haven't done anything that bad.
(Random kid walks up to Chad)
Random Kid: Hey mister was this your paintbrush?
(Kid shows Chad his broken paintbrush)
Chad: WHAT!? My paintbrush! NO!
Jen: My man is about to die over a paintbrush?
Chad: We have to kick these demons out of my dorm room now!
Emile: You don't say.
Chad: Okay, how do we do that?
Jen: Bro, just be assertive. Stand your ground and let these monsters have it!
Chad: Got it. HEY!
(All the kids stop at once)
Chad: *nervous* Okay, I'm gonna need all of you to stop this ruckus at once. (Chad crosses his arms)
Random Kid: That loser is trying to ruin our fun! GET HIM!
(The kids charge at Chad and tackle him)
Chad: OW! OW! Not the hair! OW!
Emile: Hey get off of him!
(The kids also tackle Emile)
Emile: OW! OW! Not the wig! OW!
Random kid: Anyone else want some!?
(The kids look at Jen)
Jen: Don't even bother. (Jen walks off)
(The kids throw out Chad, Emile and Luke out the dorm room)
Chad: Ugh! For being children those demons have a helluva grip.
(Emile looks angrily at Chad)
Chad: What?
Emile: What? WHAT?! Because of you being a pushover those spawns of Natas kicked us out of our own dorm room.
Chad: How was I supposed to know that Suzie would invite an army of kids?
Luke: Can someone please untie me?
Emile: I completely forgot about Luke.
(Emile and Chad untie Luke)
Luke: Thank you friends. Now I couldn't help but to overhear you guys have a pest problem. Don't worry, I know a great exterminator.
Emile: What?
Chad: Come again.
(Luke is seen calling someone)
Exterminator: Hello there master Luke, how may I be of service?
Luke: Hello there Ashes! I need your help more than ever. We have a pest problem.
Exterminator: I see, we talkin' rat or cockroach?
Luke: I mean Code Yellow.
Exterminator: Ah I see, how big we talkin'?
Luke: three feet.
(Emile grabs the phone and hangs up)
Luke: What was that for?
Emile: We are not going that far. We just have to find a way to get rid of those kids in the most humane way possible.
Chad: You hear that Luke? Humane. No gas.
Luke: Understood, I'll get the gin and tonic.
(Emile grabs Luke by his shirt collar)
Emile: No you moron! Since Chad is as tough as a cookie-
Luke: Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal Raisin?
Emile: Shut up you idiot! We need to find a way to scare off these children.
Chad: Do we know anyone that can scare off these kids?
Luke: I have just the man.
Chad: Luke!
Luke: Relax. This is the most humane method yet!
(Luke calls someone)
Emile: How does he have another phone?
Chad: Don't question it.
Luke: Natas!
Natas: Hello Luke, how are you today?
Luke: Great, Natas, I have a job offer for you.
Natas: I can't hear you Luke? You have to speak up! I'm at Chad's party! It's totally wild you should come.
(Luke hangs up)
Luke: Well Natas is no help.
Chad: Were you going to send the devil to do our dirty work?
Luke: Are you surprised?
Chad: No, not really. But I think we know someone who can deal with our little problem.
(Scene changes showing the crew back at Neon Arcade)
Luke: Ayuno! Ayuno! We need your help Ayuno!
Ayuno: You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that lead you? Back to me.
Chad: Ayuno! We really need your help. You see we have these kids in our dorm room-
Ayuno: I'm calling the cops.
Chad: No wait! It's not like that!
(Scene Changes back at the hallway)
Luke: Well that didn't work.
Emile: Do we know anyone else who scares off those monsters?
Chad: Wait, I have a better idea! Follow me.
(Scene changes showing Chad, Luke, James, Jen, Emile and GWC walking in unison while ACDC's back in black is being played)
(Chad bursts through his dorm room)
Chad: Alright you brats, we tried being reasonable but you left us no choice!
Kid 1: Oh yeah, and how are you old chumps gonna stop us?
Kid 2: Kids rule and you guys drool!
Like: Enough talk! Have at you!
Travis: Alright guys just like we practiced!
(The kids unite and with their powers combined they form a giant robot made of children)
GWC: Aw Crap! How are we gonna stop that?
Mecha-Kidzilla: Ha! Do you puny boomers surrender?
Luke: We never back down from a fight!
GWC: I don't know Luke, maybe there is a first for everything.
Chad: No! We're gonna take them down! Hunter Style!
(Go Go Power Rangers Song Plays)
Mecha-Kidzilla: Oooh! We're so scared! Bring it on losers!
(At the same time)
Chad: It's Morphin Time!
James: It's Morphin Time!
Jen: It's Morphin Time!
Luke: It's Morbin Time!
GWC: It's Morphin Time!
Emile: It's Morphin Time!
Chad: Lion! (Chad morphs into a Purple ranger)
Jen: Tiger! (Jen morphs into a Cyan Ranger)
GWC: Panther! (GWC morphs into a Red Ranger)
Luke: Beaver! (Luke morbs into a green ranger)
Emile: Shark! (Emile morphs into a gray ranger)
James: Mosquito… (James morphs into a brown ranger)
Luke: We're ready to Morb into action!
GWC: Six working together to fight evil!
Emile: And stop Children!
Jen: This is the stupidest thing ever.
James: From destroying planet Earth!
Chad: And save our Uni-
(Chad gets shot by a cannon)
Mecha-Kidzilla: You guys talk too much, fight me!
Chad: We're not gonna back down from any fight, because we're the-
All: Spedteers!
Luke: Charge!
(Luke runs straight towards Mecha-Kidzilla but gets shot by a cannonball)
GWC: Luke!
Luke: *from a distance* I'm fine. Tis but a scratch!
(Chad and Emile jump in unison and try to drop kick Mecha-Kidzilla but get punched away)
Emile: Ow! This has gotta be the worst idea ever Chad!
Chad: I know but it's cool! Right?
(Mecha-Kidzilla step on Chad)
Mecha-Kidzilla: Jeez you guys talk too much!
GWC: They're too strong! We have to surrender!
Chad: Not on my watch! We still have one more secret weapon!
James: How in the world did you survive being stepped on?
(James also gets stepped on)
Chad: Lion Power!
(A mechanical lion emerges from an active volcano and starts heading to the school)
Jen: Tiger Power!
(A mechanical tiger emerges from the Sahara desert and begins to run towards the school)
GWC: Panther Power!
(A mechanical panther falls from the sky and begins to run towards the school)
Luke: Beaver Power!
(A mechanical beaver emerges from a swamp and you know the drill at this point)
Emile: Shark Power!
(A mechanical shark comes out of the sand and flies towards the school)
James: This stupid insect power!
(The mechanical mosquito explodes from its nest and flies towards the school)
(The mechanical animals break through the ceiling)
Jen: Do you pathetic chumps surrender?
Mecha-Kidzilla: We are just getting started!
(More kids swarm Mecha-Kidzilla adding on to the beast. Mecha-Kidzilla grows in size)
Mecha-Kidzilla: *ROARS*
Emile: Alright, now how are we gonna stop that?
Chad: You know Emile.
Luke: With the power of friendship!
James: No you idiot! We have to morph!
All: Form Megastick!
(The robotic animals begin to transform into robotic body parts, they form a Robotic Samurai the same size as Mecha-Kidzilla)
GWC: Left arm! Power on!
Emile: Right arm! Power On!
Jen: Chest! Power On!
James: Head! Power-
(Chad pushes James out of the way)
James: Chad! What the H!
Chad: I call dibs on the head!
James: What? You can't call dibs on something I already own!
Chad: But I'm the leader!
James: No the Hell you're not!
(Luke falls on top of them)
Luke: Ladies! I'm the head!
GWC: Luke you can barely use your own head. What makes you think you can control this one?
Luke: I have the wit. And besides I don't want to hear these two girls go back and forth.
Chad: Then what are we supposed to be?
Luke: You two are the legs.
James: Bro what? Legs are lame.
Emile: Both of you, shut up and go to the legs.
James: Right Leg. Power on.
Chad: *mumbles* making the Hunter a leg is insulting.
Mecha-Kidzilla: Are you two done? If not then two bad!
(Mecha-Kidzilla punches MegaStick)
(The crew grunt in pain for some reason. Fire and electric sparks form)
Luke: They're too strong, we must hit back! Right arm go!
Emile: *yells*
(Megastick punches Mecha-kidzilla)
Mecha-kid I'll: *grunts* Ow! Perhaps we underestimated your power. But your punches are no match for us!
(Mecha-kidzilla, forms a sword out of children and slashes at MegaStick)
Luke: Gah! They're too strong! Our power is going down!
Chad: Maybe if I was the head this wouldn't be happening!
Jen; Look! I hate to be a downer but I would really appreciate it if I wasn't the only one getting hit.
(The watches begin to blink repeatedly. Dawn shows up)
Dawn: Rangers! You six must work together to stop Mecha-Kidzilla! Doing it on your own won't be enough!
Emile: What do you suggest? We make friendship bracelets? No! We need brute strength!
Chad: Wait! Maybe Dawn is right. What if we unite our spirit animals together…
Luke: We could form a giant sword and slash those brats out of existence!
James: Yeah! Wait what?
Dawn: Good job Rangers! You're earth's only hope!
(Dawn fizzles out)
Luke: Alright you heard the crazy lady let's finish this!
(Kickass Power Rangers theme plays again)
(The Spedteers take off their watches and place them down on the scanner)
Lyrics: They have the power and the force that you have never seen before!
With the powers of Chad, Luke and Jen but not James because he is such a dork!
James: I hate these lyrics!
Luke: Shut up James! Giant sword initiated!
Lyrics: They have the ability to morb but they never get a chandelier or replace James' door!
The Power Lies on their Side!
(MegaStick lunges towards Mecha-Kidzilla)
Mecha-kidzilla: I will destroy you!
Chorus: GO GO SPEDTEERS!
(MegaStick slashes Mecha-Kidzilla)
Chorus: GO GO SPEDTEERS!
(Mecha-kidzilla explodes)
Chorus: Rangers Together!
Luke: We actually did it!
Chorus: Spedteers forever!
(Kids start falling from the sky, Luke catches Like, James catches Travis and Chad catches Suzie)
Suzie: Yay! Again, again!
Chad: Now, now, Suzie, your father would be really upset if he finds out we almost hurt you.
(Stan is standing right behind him)
Stan: What the!
Chad: Stan! (Chad takes off his helmet) You're here early.
Stan: Yeah my wife delivered the baby early. I wasn't expecting it either.
Luke: Your wife works at Amasticks?
James: Be quiet.
Suzie: Daddy, Uncle Chad and his friends are the best babysitters ever. Can we do this again? Can we? Can we?
(Stan looks around Chad's dorm room, it's destroyed to all hell)
Stan: Sure why not.
Suzie: Yay!
Luke: Well, it looks like we learned a valuable lesson.
James: And that is?
Luke: If you can't control children, turn into a giant robot and make them explode.
Suzie: What is wrong with him?
GWC: No one knows.
(Episode ends, thank god)