Bridget came running in.
"OH my God, OH my God, OH my God, OH my God, did you guys plan this shit," Bridget was hyperactive.
"What Happened? Don't tell me someone else fell in the pool again?" Iris didn't want to deal with more wet guests.
"It's Adrian!"
"What! Is he okay? " Iris jumped from her chair.
"He is wearing a cream-colored tux, A fucking cream color,"
WHAT.
"Iris, your Bridesmaids are pink and blue, You are wearing a bright red dress, Half of the wedding is pink and white. Did he really have to dress in a CREAM-COLORED-TUX?"
"I Had no idea he was going to; Is he looking bad?"
Pufffffff "It's Adrian, that motherchucker looks good in beggars clothes. The thing is it's so overdone; How much do you love Strawberry-Cheesecake that you themed your whole wedding around it?"
"Bitch, it was your Idea. You were like 'The love of Strawberry Cheesecake brought you guys together…' and shit!" Iris imitated Bridget but ended up doing a cookie monster impression.
"Why didn't you stop me, waaaahhh" Bridget gets super hyped up during any type of gathering. "Hey, Terry Bring her a pina colada" Iris shouted. "He's looking good?" Iris asked acting all shy. "Most handsome Guy in the world; Like literally". " And you too looking flawless; I am so glad you picked this red dress and not the one Adrian's mom picked for you."
"Bridget don't be rude, She is sweet. It's not her mistake That in her era all the wedding dresses were white and stupid and puffy". "Oh wow! now who is being rude".
"I am not being rude I am just stating facts".
"Iris, do it french okay", Bitsy said.
"What?"
"Up there, DO the French kiss; really get in there," Bitsy works with Bridget. She is also one of the bridesmaids because Iris doesn't have enough female friends.
"Umm, NO"
"Oh come one, it would look good on camera,"
"SHut Up Bitsy," Bridget shouted at her.
Terry brought pinna colada for Bridget and she gulped it down like a beer mug and roared like a Viking afterward. "It is, showtime baby,"
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"Aa Aa Ah, No kissing before I say so," Father Bernard said. He is such a cutie even at the age of 55. Everyone laughed. "Father, I was just leaning In." Iris chuckled.
"No funny business before I say the vows, Trust me no one wants to get this over with more quickly than me". Everyone shared a chuckled except Tyler. "Dude, I am telling you he is being serious. We are laughing at it like it's a joke". "Shut up Tyler, It is a joke," Bridget is mommy here. Scolding everyone who tries having fun. "Fuck you, Bridget,"
Till death do us part
According to God's holy law
And there two I give thee my Truth…
"You May kiss the bride,"
Flowers poring, settling music, and pigeons; beautiful white pigeons took off as Bride and the Groom Shared a kiss. Everything They arranged for the wedding, The garden, the flowers, the dresses, the tiara. Swans in the back pond and everything else is on one side and the guy hired to fly white pigeons at the wedding kiss is on one side.
"This is the best wedding ever!" Tyler said at the wedding dinner. Everyone agreed. "Seriously you guys look so pretty, I wanna marry someone very badly right now," Bridget Exclaimed.
"Like Some would marry you,"
"Tyler you…," Bridget refrained from saying beautiful words as parents were also there at the dinner table. Columbus, Adrian's oldest friend, and the Best men stood up and everyone saw the projector and whiteboard coming in. "So Now, I would like to have your attention here, on the whiteboard" Adrian didn't like this. He knew old pictures and stupid videos were coming.
"So We all know Adrain is Handsome, We all know It. You don't have to rub it on our face 'Adrian'." Adrian chuckled gesturing, "I am gonna kill you" to Columbus. "So we start from high school". A photograph of Adrian when he was 15, skinny, with short hair, and way oversized aviator glasses. Trying to look cool but it's a disaster of an image.
"Next one, is the Emo phase of our Lovely Adrian". Wearing all black, purple hair, lip piercing, two silver chains, and way too many rings.
"Oh my god, I didn't know you went through an emo phase," Iris couldn't believe her eyes. It was the most adorable thing she saw.
"Next is his senior year photo and after that best pictures of all the girls he dated before Iris."
"OKAY, that's enough!" Adrian shouted. And Bridget at his command threw the projector away in the pond. And then speeches and toast from anyone and everyone on the table took parade.
"Thank you Bridget and Tyler and Bonnie, you too Columbus. To make all this… happen. I can't show enough gratitude to all of you. And to my new daughter, welcome to the family. I can't tell you how happy and blessed I am to have someone so fierce alongside my stupid son,"
"Dad you don't have to call me stupid,"
"And Everyone else who came here to attend the wedding. I know these days people are busy and barely have time for themself. Thank you again. I want all of you to live long and prosper, Thank you."
Everyone clapped. It was truly an amazing wedding. "Did Adrian's dad just quote Star Trek?"
"Tyler Shut the fuck up,"
"Fuck You, Bridget."