Man, remember that plan of mine, where I said I was gonna blackmail the school bully? Remember how I said I was gonna be the Mashed Potatoes. Well, here's the thing. I'm actually TERRIFIED of George. So yeah. That plan is stinky shit.
Cause you see....I'm small and insignificant. That guy, or pretty much any guy for that matter, could pound my face into the dirt and never look back. I mean whatam I gonna do about it?
So I went through the next school morning in silent unease. (that's a good sentence right there). Cause I guess I kinda thought he might somehow know that I saw him having his Mess Fest?
So during Lunch I popped in an airpod and guess which song played? 'Never Say Never' it's by Justin Bieber, if you look it up and listen to it you'll understand why I got super pumped about the whole situation. I got so excited that I jumped up and banged my knee on the edge of the table, then when I went to rub it I leaned back to far and fell over the bench backward. Everybody laughed. But I would not be deterred!
I decided I would blackmail the bully! But first I needed more juice.....
I decided I would continue to spy out the situation. So, the next day I saw him leaving the grounds, I followed him. I tied my bandana around my mouth and put my sunglasses on.
Honestly, I'm gonna spare you the details. It was DISGUSTING! They said the dumbest stuff about loving each other and stuff. Man, I would rather smell Horse Shit than listen to that. But then.....get this....George suddenly started talking about the super secret College school stuff, he said
"Did the Gov send the packs?"
and Mary said,
"Yes, but they only sent the bare minimum so we all only get one dose."
That's when I put it together. Drug Deals! Nah that's stupid. But then George said,
"Did you bring me one?"
then she said,
"I brought you mine, you need it more than me."
I was totally confused by this time. I saw Mary hand him a vial of something and he pocketed it, but...I saw it fall out and neither of them noticed! As soon as they finished saying a disgusting goodbye and left, I snuck out and picked it up.
See you in the next installment! -Gillin Crenzie