Title: The (Un)Professional side of "The Butler".
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What am I?
Who am I?
Where am I?
The series of questions always are the priority to answer every day from myself waking up in my room through the years, it may be because of the fear of waking up again in a different body, name, world, gods forbid that if even gender and life are included.
Barely drowsy as I come from sleep after four days without one, I rubbed my eyes that were technically glaring in front of me, where a mirror is placed to reflect my features.
Ash blonde hair that extends till my waist, the stunning green-emerald eyes are the most eye-catching feature I have, I was fit and toned, but that is the charm that came from hard work and exercise I had done.
It was probably due to paranoia, back then when I found myself being reborn in here or was it founding myself in a child's body I do not know who, the phrase "it was confusing" were an understatement if you want me to describe what I felt that day.
The feeling was "terrifying", to the point that I instantly passed out the moment that I realized myself, are not in my room, not in my body, and probably not even in my world!
What? Why do I sound like a killjoy here? The thrill of isekai you say?
Yeah, f*ck that.
I'm no religious person, neither was I a sinful or an atheist to deny the god's existence, I'm just a guy that likes to live in useless, carefree, and lazy "past" life.
Playing mobile or VMMORPG every day for more than 10 hours continuously? I do that casually.
Watching anime for months non-stop? I do that even when my parents of mine forbid me to do so.
Reading Japanese light novels, wuxia's, manhua's, and manga, like a madman that waits rather exaggerated on its latest chapter after 5 months or a year? I'm like that.
See? you can't see my status as an outgoing person, those three things above are enough to consume your whole life doing nothing and being in the midst of a pile of garbage due to you not remembering to clean by just watching a whole season of anime without a blink of sleep for a week.
I'm surprised that I could still move normally at that, not even sickness or being diagnosed with health problems even when my family dragged me off the house I live just to have a check-up.
Yea really, I may or may not have a [MAX] Skill DEBUFF IMMUNITY and [MAX] Endurance STATS now...
Even when I "forgot" who am I in person in the past, the bits of memories still have been a great help to pinpoint my identity, though not the name.
Still, this situation made me change my lifestyle, for the betterment of the future. You now cannot say that I slacked off as usual when I learned which world was this, I licked the feet of rich people and become a full-fledged servant in rich households, or students of great persons to survive here...
Back to the current situation, it takes me less than a minute to stabilise myself, before automatically doing "it".
*In Sora the Troll's Voice*
[Act 1] Waking up, rubbing my eyes, fine now, jumping off the bed, cleaning my bed, checking the time, " I am LATE", panicking, "holy shi-"
[Act 2] Going to the bathroom, opening the door, closing the door, washing my face, picking up the toothbrush, brushing my teeth, taking a pi-
[Act 3] Finally done, going to the kitchen, preparing my meal, cooking, eating, drinking water, taking a toothpick, cleaning my teeth, washing my dishes, drinking water, gurgling water, spitting shi-
[Act 4 - FINAL] entering my room, preparing my clothes, going to the bathroom, taking shi-
Of course, I won't go on the other sensitive parts, and yes, I know Sora The Troll, I'm a subscriber and a fan actually(in the past).
And now that I was living in a different world, whether it was good or bad, I can't help but feel the loss of a soldier in a war.
...I missed the VTubers.
...I missed the doujinshi's of Ginhaha-sama.
...I missed the file on my computer that was named, a world of shameful and degenerate men.
...I missed the Voice of my favourite V-Idol, Hoshimachi Suisei.
...Why the fvck do I need to be like this?!!!
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*Khem* *Khem* *Khem*
I know this sounds like the bitch frog in a certain movie of a snake wannabe and lion-ed dull protagonist but let me feel the moment of power.
God Bless U.S. America if you still exist now that there's a Clockwork Tower in London and the Big C here.
As I clearly remember, today was June 14, 2016, and I was in one of the staff ROOMS at CHALDEA. You read it right, C-H-A-L-D-E-A.
It was also the day where the Head of the Organization will participate in the conference meeting for the newbie masters and greet them as the representative of the organization where they got the job they will work now on.
Ah, also my name's Ezekiel Noelsen Mendoza, currently 24 years old, likes were my Young Lady and "Cleaning", and dislikes were oppai girls and NTR protagonists, and I was a part of CHALDEA as the "butler" of the Head, Olga Marie Asmhait Animusphere.
*Shhh...*
Wha- you know what? That sounds wrong but I'll let it pass, though that was the sound of this "elevator door" like door signalling at me that there was someone or "someone" in front of my door.
...or maybe not.
{???}: Come on now, Senpai, Sir Ezekiel is a good person...
{???}: Ehh? I mean. I am fine, Mash. Just sleepy from Director's spe-
Okay, so it was Mash, and I have a 1000% guess of who was the person she brought.
{Mash?}: Hush! You can't say it like that, Senpai! Sir Ezekiel is the butler of Director Olga! What if he got offended?
{???}: Eh? But he didn't come to the conference... And Sir Lev said that he was an odd guy...
Yeah, Lev, you narcissistic demon dog b!tch, I am not an "ODD" guy.
{Mash?}: E-Erm... You don't have to say it like that, senpai... Were in front of his roo-
*Fwoosh*
Oh boi, did I forget to tell you that Mash is my kouhai-lleague here in Chaldea? And the best assistant material I could ask for?
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Author's Response Team(ART):
– Hmm... Ezekiel-san, really?