Hua Jinyan pondered seriously, "When he was alive, garlic probably didn't even exist yet."
"That's good." Little Taotie patted his chest, relieved.
Ma Ming from the side: "..." Fine, there really wasn't any garlic yet.
"His left eye flew into the sky and became the sun, bringing light and hope to the earth. His right eye flew into the sky and became the moon, and the liquid from both eyes scattered across the sky, turning into the countless stars of the night!"
"His limbs became the four poles of the earth in the east, west, south, and north! His skin turned into the vast land! His blood turned into the endlessly flowing rivers! His sweat turned into the dew that nourishes all things!"
Ma Ming from the side: "..." Are you sure this isn't a horrible story about Pangu's body being donated and then dissected after his death?
