{In a bar on the other side of a few universities, a brown skinned male with toon-like features was drinking a glass of whiskey with a halo over his head, when it seemed like he was going to take a shot he noticed someone walking up to me leading to the halo disappearing but this made the toon man or should I say "TOON Guy" giving a goofy smile that was abit charming in a way.}

"Oh Hey, Greetings & Salutations friend, I honestly didn't see you there. Oh Golly, where are my manners? The names Dudley, Dudley RoadJack but most call me (coincidentally) Toon Guy or Daz / Dazzy by my family / friends. This is the Madman's Bar, the hottest joint to be at that has great drinks along with gambling while it gets better since I practically work here from how lucky I am. Honestly this is the one place on this "planet" that has the best atmosphere. What planet you may be acting, well it's simple really but you don't have to take my word for it let the bartender tell you as he is someone that actually has a degree in Narration. The floor is all yours John oh mighty bar lord as I'm gonna see how much money I can make from one of the slot machines."

{When people think of comic comics and animation, they think of cartoons or fools for our entertainment created by man (Or Woman) in the words of a cartoonist and comic creators alike. Sadly many people believe that the characters that they create or ideas that come up with are only done by their own minds alone. What if I were to tell you that behind those undone drafts and TV screens of those so-called cartoon characters were real? What if I also told you Comic Characters were born even before the print? Within Dimension 20, there is a yellow planet known as Abborix where anthropomorphic and "toon" humans alike live in different parts of the globe with their own troubles and wars just like many people in universe 1219, honestly we are very different to earth humans, for example here on Abborix wars were decided by Toon Mashes (Cartoon style fights), every type of toon had its place in the world with different styles, even gay marriage is normal here for those who were willing to go Vegas. Every anthro animal & creature big or small have their goals to do amazing things for the other world to see, but not all have the talent to achieve dreams that are hard to reach. I should know….. I'm one of them…. But that was a long time ago. Now I am a host of this fine establishment of a bar/casino/ Gentlemens club/wedding chapel for those that wanna get hitched but don't get the cash for Vegas like that one time-.}

John the bartender was cut off when Dudley came back with a large stack of gold coins that was on his shoulder and was put onto the ground beside him leading to him flipping one of the gold coins. "Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, they get it, we ALL get it. You had a career in show business but it didn't turn out the way that you wanted it to, then you became an alcoholic down on your luck until my old man came along and gave you a hand which led to being made. Honestly, this bar has layers upon layers while on top of the fact that you made this place for toons like me to not only make it big but also make it big while seeing some ass in the process." Dudley took out a cigar that he was about to light with a blow torch but had both snatched from him by John that did not look happy at all. He went up to Dudley's face which made him stop flipping the gold coin in fear.

John: "Did I ever tell you the story of how I beat the holy bricks off a tune boys ass when I pacifically told him 1000 times to not smoke in my goddamn bar, especially after the last time he burned the entire place to the ground?!"

Dudley gave a deep gulp but John was not having it today especially since he was not even done speaking while still serving him a large glass of piña colada which was Dudley's favorite and a rare drink since most get Toon-shine or Ale.

John: "By the way, rent is due and you have not been paying for the last few months."

Dudley once again gulped while sliding the money behind him. "Johnny, Big J, Bar-lord of Great Bar-lords, I can definitely get you the money just give me teensy bit of time, I can most definitely get you your money by maybe Tuesday perhaps and better yet with in-" Dudley couldn't finish that sentence because two toon gorillas came up behind him leading to Dudley slowly turning his body making a cranking sound. "-terest!.." Dudley said before gulping again and having the money placed onto the bar table but those glutes didn't stop there as Dudley was shaken upside down making every single piece of loose change popped out of his pockets, but when he saw one coin different than the others pop out of one of his gloves he quickly grabbed it before it could hit the table. "Watch it, chimps! You can have as many coins as you want but this one stays with me!" Dudley said with all seriousness in his facial expression, he put the coin away in his glove glove pocket dimension for safekeeping showing its value to him as even John knew that Dudley would not give up that coin without a fight since he knew its value as well. Even though the two gorillas were ready to pommel Dudley to near death even though that was hard for toons to do, John stopped them.

John: "Put him down… we got his money for now so consider yourself lucky Dudley because if it wasn't me it could've been your old-"

They did what they were told even though they were hesitant freeing such a minute they also called them chimps, but once Dudley was free he pulled out a gun and somehow quickly dealt with the two gorillas by sending them flying into the slot machines just for both of them to get lucky sevens. "John, you might be a jackal but I'm the jack of all trades." Dudley said, still pointing the gun at John leading to the customer and a few others looking at what was going on.

John: "..."

John honestly looked unphased as if he was looking at some punk who couldn't string guitar to save his life or a child trying to impress his alcoholic father while knowing that he was failing even though Dudley was giving those crazy eyes.

BANG!

Yup, BANG! Well that's what the flag said anyway since it was A gag gun. "I love gags like this that never go out of style but that's beside the point and irrelevant as I will pay for the bill but I will be taking my drink to the club area thank you very much." Dudley walked off with a glass of a Piña Colada that he took to the upper levels. The moment he left, John showed his true face that was filled with not just panic but fear leading to John soiling himself behind the counter.

John: " *Sigh* Why did I even bother making a promise to his father to protect this kid and teach him what I know when all he is gonna do is probably shoot me in the back one day or Drop an anvil on my head? Ha! If I'm lucky it will just be a piano then I can put it in the performance room I'm setting up…"

John sighed heavily then served himself a beer and quickly chugged it along with a shot of tequila that had a talking worm with a straw hat. "Please no amigo I got niños! Aaaahhh!!!!" Just like that the worm was down the gullet of the jackal known as John…

{The Next Day}

Within New Toon City, an apartment close to the trains was filled with booze, shag carpet, books on gambling / hustling, an overdue bill on the floor in the living room, racing forms in the kitchen and an old corded phone that was ringing.

Ring Ring~

Ring Ring~

Ring Ring~

Phone: "RING Darn It! I'M RINGING HERE!! PICK ME THE DIAL UP~!"

In the bedroom, a naked Dudley was snoring in bed while lifting a used lottery ticket in the air with his breath. Little did many now that Dudley was once known for his condom, cigar, and sex enhancement drug commercial actor until he was fired after having sex with the bosses daughter, the relationship at first was good however the dame wanted marriage he wanted money. They divorced less than 3 months later, oh well this won't come back to bite him. Anyway, Dudley was trying to keep sleeping but the ringing was getting on his nerves leading to the lottery ticket landing over his eyes, on top of the fact the woman that he was laying with was nudging him to wake up and pick up the phone leading to her continuing to slumber in this quite comfortable bed. Dudley finally woke up half asleep putting the lottery ticket in his drawer, scratched his head and sighed looking over at the phone that was going to hit him over the head with a club but stopped in mid motion. "*Sighed heavily* Alright alright I got the picture." Dudley stretched out his hand to grab the phone just to pick it up, knocking over some beer bottles, glasses of wine, some brandy and a bra that probably belonged to the woman that Dudley was sleeping next to. "Ello~?"

"Dudley! Do you know what time it is?! Do you even know what day it is?!" Asked a squeaky voice and a country accent on the other side of the phone.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm… Free Breakfast in the form of fried chicken & whiskey at the Dirty Pete's Strip Club? Hehehe." Dudley answered in a sarcastic tired voice that sounded like he had swallowed marbles and yawned while trying to go back to sleep almost like a big fuck you to whoever was disturbing him.

"Good grief man! You need to wake up, brush your teeth, wash that thing you call an asscheek, on top of catching a ride on the trolley as quickly as possible since you only have 45 minutes to get your rat butt over here since today is audition day to meet up with your competition! The day where others get the opportunity to gamble with the BIG 10!" Once the individual explained the implications of the call, Dudley quickly opened his eyes wide smashing the phone with a toon mallet, jumped out of bed naked, dashing to the bathroom to wash his face with water from the day before since the building's plumbing was backed up, brushing his teeth and his hair with a brush at a rapid speed!!! Once he got out of the bathroom (still naked by the way), he looked at the clock to see that he was going to miss the trolley and his opportunity for an audition. "Damn Damn Damn! I have to pick up the pace!" Dudley said, ending up going into his dresser and began tossing a lot of clothes all over the place looking for something good to wear plus his lucky coin. "Where is it? I know I have it in here somewhere." Dudley continued to try finding his coin and finding his nicest clothes but was stopped suddenly by the woman in his bed who had woken up wearing his shirt and was scratching her head just to see Dudley getting his clothes on.

"Excusez Moi?" A blonde woman said in an innocent tone of voice trying to get his attention.

Dudley moved his head as he looked over at her awkwardly. "Oh Shoot! Good Morning, um I am sorry to have not made breakfast for you this morning besides the fact that I don't really know you but um anyway I really have to go for an audition so I hope that you understand?"

Before Dudley knew it, the woman in his bed was speaking French for about a whole two minutes with her face of disappointment but also embarrassment in a cute way. Dudley decided to walk over to her and try to communicate with her in one way or another.

"I'm sorry but I didn't catch all of that from what I figured was French but I did catch that your name is Sandy right? Well Sandy I was hoping you could tell me how thee fuck we end up in bed and please please please tell me we used a rubber?" Dudley wondered before being pulled back into bed by Sandy who quickly went from from cute and sensitive to a rough and hyper sexual dominatrix. " Whoa Whoa Whoa, hold on a minute there Betty Boop, I need to get to this competition and-" He tried to explain but Sandy kissed him with tongue leading to her rolling on top of Dudley. Her breathing increased and began to show some cleavage while talking to Dudley in a seductive tone while straddling his leg. " I know exactly what you American men like. Dirty filthy, sexuali active Americans that can take it for hours. I need more of that about what you American toons call "Morning Sex"?" Sandy whispering the last part Dudley's ear with a thick sexy french accent which made Dudley change from brown to red with his heart now pounding 80,000 beats per second just by Sandy saying while continuing her sexual embrace towards Dudley who had a nervous smile on his face while looking at the clock then back at a Faith of true desperation from Sandy. "Oh Shit you're serious!... I can um, It's not that I don't ummmmm…. Oh Fuck it!" His shy slight demeanor quickly went to wicked lead to him pulling Sandy down and began to make crazy love to her, their love-making was loud and building shaking, Sandy speaking in French about how it felt along with moaning like a cat in heat.

{30 Minutes Later}

Dudley was sitting on the trolley with lipstick stains all over his face and neck while shards of glass all over his body. A lot of toonfolk of different kinds were on the trolley and looked at Dudley, suddenly an Y.A. (Young Adult) teen girl with skin that was white as milk,, dyed black hair, black makeup, freckles, green eyes, and looked like she always had an attitude for the littlest things but this was one of those moments where she should not have spoken her opinion especially beside her tan Y.A. taller friend who looked/smelled to be an atheist that also used too much body spray. "I don't know why everybody is so quiet because as this guy looks he slammed his ass face and a wood clipper but used glass instead. Such an idiot with no place in this society and such a waste of-"

The girl's friend left with her but when the girl noticed the gold coin in Dudley's gloved hand, she was quickly stopped by him. "Hey! Help this creep put his fucking hands on me!!"

When some of the adults on the trolley tried to get up and try to attack Dudley, he gave them a crazy glare making them freeze in place out of fear, even the girl's tall male friend was too scared to even get up. It was even more pitiful since he didn't even look at Dudley's glare. Speaking of Dudley, he suddenly grew black devil horns/tail then put one of his fingers against his own lips which signaled for the girl to be quiet but even when the girl tried to speak she couldn't as if something was making her shut her lips for the time being. (" FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! This creepy fucker is crushing my hand, what the hell is this guy?! he's not a toon he is a fucking freak!!")

While the teen was trying to contemplate what was happening, Dudley showed her a gruesome face for a split second that led to her having a long strand of white hair along with everyone on the trolley who saw his face, even the driver. "Not one word… Not one. flipping. word! I swear if you try that shit with me or any adults here I'll see to it I will destroy your mother's outback and leave you with a gaping hole that you can call heaven's gate in the form of a 9-iron shoved up your ass… Do you understand me!?"

She deeply wanted to say something back but nodded her head even though Dudley could see it in the girl's eyes that she tried to put up a front to make it seem that she was not terrified but the fact that she had wet herself or probably shit herself told a different story, Dudley grinned wickedly. "GOOD!"

Dudley then turned his attention to the trolley itself "Hey!! Why are you going so slow?! PICK UP THE PACE TROLLEY NO NUTS!!" Dudley said with anger and hellfire behind his back, the trolley itself who was also frightened and scared of Dudley with an added sense of burn pain from Dudley's hellfire leading to it speeding like a race car leading to many trying to hold on for dear life so they don't go flying out of the trolley. "Now that's what I'm talking about!!!"

{7 Minutes Ago}

Dudley was still doing it with Sandy who was making a whole bunch of noise to the point where there was a noise complaint. The landlord of the apartment Bobby Oswald Brookhouser who was a large fat humanoid toon that came from A long line A large man and his family especially Bluto who was his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great grandfather. Anyway, that's not really important, what's important is Bobby came from the elevator nearly slipping on some toys that some of the kids left in the hallway so he tried walking over them while nearly slipping on one of the toy tractors. Luckily, Bobby was able to make it to Door 77 (Dudley's room) and began knocking trying to stop the racket plus evict Dudley in the process. "OPEN UP IN THERE!!! I've been getting many complaints from many of the tenants and it's time for you to go! Time to pay up you freeloader! Good luck getting a place nicer than this HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Bobby thought that it was his time to shine, time to finally throw Dudley out one and for all, but suddenly he felt something which was water coming from underneath the doorway and he quickly felt worried making his laughter cease leading to him taking out his chain of keys… Once he found the door key to open the door something in Bobby told him to not open the door and even before he could put the key into the slot the door would burst open with a gust of water leading Bobby seeing a clothed Dudley riding the rushing water with the door. "Surfs Up!"

Bobby was drowning and pissed off realizing that this was not just water, this was in fact the love juices of the woman in question who was just making the entire room a typhoon.

When all seems good with Bobby left to curse away while going down in the water, Dudley accidentally dropped his coin as it ended up going down the railing. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" Shouting this since the fact that Dudley does not just carry around that coin for no reason because that coin is what keeps his luck in tact and he proved this when nearly went down but that would've been a truly dire situation where all of the stairs dropped one by one leading to there being nothing for him to ride the wave on when it came to the rushing water, so Dudley use his strength to shifted to go the other route which was while going towards the large glass window and to make matters worse-. "…This is gonna fucking hurt…"

SMASH!!!!!!!!!

While falling from the 27th floor, Dudley said began bouncing off of train tracks, smaller buildings along, billboards, Hoover cars, even airplanes that were coming down if he was playing pinball.

CRASH!

Dudley even got hit by the incoming train while swearing the whole way down! "Shit!! Fuck! Goodness to Bitches! Holy cock! Jiminy Cocksville! Gosh darnit! Son Of A Whore! Golly fucks~~~~!" The last thing Dudley hit was a billboard that had Miss. BIG 10 on it, he slipped down the billboard slowly with the trolley coming as it was that was 10 minutes away from his house then-

SPLAT!!!!!

Dudley fell down hard and became flat as a pancake with blood on the ground…..

("If I was a cat I would've probably lost my nine lives already, Oh well this concrete floor feels kind of nice. I might as well get some sleep before the trolley picks me up.")

Luckily, the gold coin came through mail slot and rolled into his hand the trolley arrived and scooped Dudley up with a huge spatula from the fact that it was a robotic toon trolley, once on the trolley started moving again and put Dudley back in order a lot of people looked at him as if they saw a crazy looking cat man when he got up then stretched with many wounds on his body. One of the bunny's children that was on the trolley tried to poke one of the glass shards that was dug into the body but the mother pulled her children back since Dudley was not only dirty and smelled but honestly looked like a mad dog covered in glass shards.

A teen girl hopped onto the bus with her friends as they were disembarking a field trip and talking trash under their breath to each other as the rest is history as they say, but something calmed Dudley down in the form of the man who was being talked bad about by the two teens. "I know that I am not in the room to talk or say anything to you but thank you as those two had been bothering me ever since they got on the trolley. I guess they noticed the quietness on your side of the trolley but it was good to see someone had the balls to talk down to this young adult generation."

Dudley thought about it as he ended up putting out the hellfire with the help of his lucky coin that he put onto the trolley that was still speeding, out of nowhere a huge ice cube with a halo landed into the trolley with a huge thud leading to it putting out the hellfire.

[10 Minutes Later]

Once the trolley got to Dudley's stop, he got off but not without giving them a cigar. " thanks old man." The man gave Dudley a salute and Dudley also gave the two teens the bird which they both looked upset about. Just like that, Dudley rushed to the gambling competition and the moment he disappeared out of sight the man took a puff of the cigar then suddenly A cloud of smoke smoke surrounded him but the moment it cleared his shabby appearance went to making him look high class as if he was part of the Molemen's gang and he look the part as a gangster with a little pep in his step.

{Rumor has it that the moment the man stepped off the trolley he looked at the cigar and saw that it was A cuban cigar with 100% luck on the tag. In fact, that tag was 100% genuine since good things started coming his way, from the man finding a lottery ticket on the ground, women finding him more attractive to even wanna date him at the same time, leading to him getting a good job, working with the moth man gang, plus a wife and kids.}

{That was his happily ever after but let's get back to the main story shall we?}

Dudley soon makes it to the gambling home where the audition was commencing. "Finally here! This is definitely gonna be hard so from the tune Gods above I say with all my being that this definitely calls for some liquid courage." He is breathing heavily looking around before taking out a bottle of whiskey from his jacket and starts drinking but suddenly feels a kick in his shin which makes Dudley nearly drop his booze. "Hey!"

Suddenly a voice spoke up that was once again squeaky. "It's about time that you showed up. I thought that you were going to be late, AGAIN!"

("Who what where the fuck!!?") Dudley looked around trying to find where the voice was coming from in the way of a joke.

"Heavens to Betsy fucking Bull, look down jackass!" Said the squeaky upset voice that turned out to be a fat mouse wearing a business suit, once Dudley looked down he greeted him. "Oh, hey Georgie." Dudley greeted his friend/manager, but he was dragged to the entrance. "Don't 'Hey Georgie' me Mr. 40 minutes late, not gonna be late again my ass!! You still need to sign up for this as I tried to sign up in your name but you wouldn't prevail without proper I.D.!" Georgie said with all honesty and panic tugging Dudley to the registration table.

"Ummm you really are low on cheese intake as it shows since you worry too much." Dudley gave Georgie some aged stinky cheese and when he went to sign up by just using his devil tail that was holding Georgie's pen.

"If you think that this small delicious looking cheese that you probably pickpocketed from someone at the last moment is going to change anything, you are dead wrong!" Georgie says while starting to eat the lump of smelly cheese with no guilt at all.

Soon, the two of them went into the audition waiting area after Dudley was given the okay plus a number for when it was his turn, but suddenly while they were on their way Dudley heard something from behind them.

Gambling Human Milf "Honey, don't go near it…."

Raccoon Gambler "What is that 'thing' doing here?"

Jinx Peacock gambler "Ah crimey, for crying out loud I was going to bring bad luck!!"

Dudley turned around to see a sexy fox girl who had a southern like aesthetic in the case of her back to show that she was a guitar player.

…..She passed them with an eye connection between her and Dudley…..

Dudley was truly curious about this woman that angel wings were popping from his back slowly which led to him staring off into space with his wings fully coming out hitting a few people by accident, Georgie was trying to bring Dudley back to reality, the doors to where the auditions were being held started closing.

"Hey Hey! Wake up you dyngus! Now's not the time to be in slumberland, the doors are closing and if you wait here you will literally have to wait another month to get this opportunity!!!" Georgie shouted with a megaphone while running, other individuals did the same which led to Georgie nearly being stepped on multiple times, when it almost looked like it was the end for him…..

Dudley grabbed him and put Georgie onto his shoulder. "Don't worry pal I got you." Dudley then quickly ran as fast as he could, jumped on top of the heads of the group of people in front of them. Before the doors closed Dudley gave them A few words of understanding while flipping them the bird.

"T.T.D.S. and thanks for the face lift motherfuckers!!" Dudley walked off, flipping them off while he heard a riot starting on the other side of the door.

Once Georgie got off of Dudley's shoulder and fixed his glasses. "Finally we're here…. Well don't just stand here, go stand with the others as I will be in the crowd supporting you, but if you mess this up you will not be getting any support from me for a while as this is OUR big chance. Either you DO or LOSE everything you have EVER worked for!!! Which means no alcohol commercials or condom commercials either!! No parties at celebrity houses or getting to smash whoever whenever you want!! Do you want to end up back on the street making money either selling weed or drinks or just yourself!?!?" Georgie shouted but got his mouth covered by Dudley who got an extremely pissed devilish look. "I want you to understand something, I can go back on the street and my skill will make it big. I got my talent behind me so I definitely believe that I am going places either as one of the top 10 or as a big name all around Lyard."

{After Daz said that, he calmed down and dashed off dashed over onto the stage to stand with the others with the spotlight on all of them. The judges were a mix between human judges and anthropomorphic ones, all six of them (which were three humans and three anthropomorphic animals.) wanted to see who is going to be the next big gambling star. Cameras started to roll which meant that the audition was about to begin along with the appearance of the hosts, A human named Bernie Armstrong who had the nickname Buggy and a Rat named Nicky.}

"Ayyyy what's happening people?" Buggy says eating a radish like an apple while wearing a fancy suit.

"Haha hey everybody, welcome to the audition day, one of these few will get the opportunity of a lifetime and the one with the best cards gets the chance to be offered the chance at being the next big thing. Do you think that they're already bugs?" Nicky says asking Buggy.

"Well there's only one way to find out, time to start the show." Buggy pulls the switch to start up the music that plays.

The audition went as follows, each table would play blackjack until there is only one table left with four participants left.

{Few Hours Later}

After the audition, many folks were not pleased by what transpired when it came to the final round which was changed to Old Maid. The winner was (what are the odds) lazy ass rat Johnny that turned out to be a child of Nicky, but things went from bad to worse when it was revealed Johnny had a listening device in his ear that was connected to Nicky.

{No one could believe that Nicky rigged the table especially since Nicky was the richest toon mouse on the planet along with the most well known when it comes to entertainment. All of this just led to an all out argument cutting the audition all together while Nicky was put in position thanks to one Mutt of a Toon.}

After a few hours, Dudley was at Dirty Pete's Strip Club getting drunk and hiding out while doing a line of coke and watching the TV talk about the news.

News report at the area of the auditions building. "Despite the auditions being canceled do to medical reasons since someone brought a talking bomb to the Casino, it is reported the gambler and once TV Star Dudley Ace RoadJack who is known for many adult commercials will not be able to be apart of the Big 10 for a long period of time after his events at the Grand Thea-"

Dudley tossed a metal stool into the TV when the news talked about how he was NEVER gonna be in the Big 10 now after the fact that he bad-mouthed Nicky The 1# Toon On The Planet. Dudley wiped his hands clean of it and went back to drinking before .

"Damn it Dudley, I just got that TV last week!!" The toon rhinoceros called Pops yelled at Dudley .

"Don't worry about the TV Pops, I'll pray for it!!!" Dudley said drunkenly.

"Oh yeah?! With what money you drunktard?! How about giving me that gold coin as PAYMENT?" Pops asked angrily like a sarcastic asshole who would try stealing from him, which pissed off Dudley who still had a grenade in his back pocket. Luckily, Dudley was stopped by Georgie who placed a stack of money on the bar table. "I think this will make up for the damages, Pops."

Talking Money "You want some green stuff?"

Georgie said while Dudley continued to drink while Pops took the talking money from Georgie.

"At Least one of you has some common sense to pay up." Pops said walking off counting the money while Dudley was flipping him the bird.

"What is the matter with you!? Do you literally have a hate boner for everyone? Dude look at yourself? You have staples and kid bandages to patch yourself up. You really need to call up your family and stay with them for a while because you have a lot of heat right now that not even I can get you out of." Georgie asked while ordering them both a drink. "Pops two shinners."

Dudley slams his fist onto the table. "NO! I'm not gonna be like some whore on her knees just to ask my family for money, you know me I don't like handouts like that!. Besides, it's not the whole world, it's just the cock sucking assholes who live in this world trying to screw me over!!." He took out a cig and lit it with the help of the bartender while taking out a photo from his wallet that was residing in his back pocket.

The photo looked to be his mom (Nina Wrightside) along with his siblings, there was one brother (Domanic Artie Cunning) and 2 sisters (Zina & Lina) but no dad in the picture… ("I'm sorry guys for being such a screw up…. I'll make it up to you all somehow, someway…") Dudley put the photo away then pointed his attention over from Georgie to the danger to the end of the bar since he heard a cat call, there were a few women: one red head human female, another was a shy elephant, a nerdy bunny girl, also a skimpy pig woman and a sexy dressed cat female having a sexy hourglass figure since she was the one who gave the cat call.

Dudley's eyes nearly popped out of his head then put them back in place with his jaw. ("I guess every cloud has his silver sexy lining, look at that kitty whatta pippin.") Dudley put out his cigar, but while blowing out the smoke he had a daydream of him having crazy "pattycake time" with all of those dames, he quickly took a quick gulp of his drink not expecting anything was wrong with it at the first.

It was when Dudley tried to go over to them, but as he got closer Dudley began to feel weird, his legs became all wobbly and his vision was off plus feeling light headed. ("That's weird…. It takes more than one shot to get me weak kneed…. Someone must have-")

Before Dudley knew it, he fell to the ground in front of the women and even puked on their shoes.

"Oh my God!! Are YOU SERIOUS!? AWAY WITH YOU JERK!" Said The cat woman who kicked Dudley in the face then her elephant friend punted him which sent him across the bar area of the club and into the wall then hitting the floor again which knocked out a few of his teeth. ("Well there goes my teeth and my dreams of getting laid tonight.")

The last thing Dudley saw was Georgie walking over to him slowly with a far away worried look turning into a close up wicked smile…..

....Everything went back for him....

An unknown amount of time had passed and Dudley began to wake up in the dark just to realize the size, shape and feel…..

…..Dudley was in a metal box…..

"Where the fuck-" Dudley said nervously feeling 95% unsettled but the remaining 5 made him wondering what the hell happened.

{Unknown to Dudley, the pilot had been drinking a lot the night before which led to him accidentally pulling the switch which opened the cargo doors which sent many bags flying including Dudley who was stuck in his metal prison.}

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Dudley shouted while feeling himself falling out of the plane. ("Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Why the fuck is this happening?! Holy Snappers!?") Dudley said within his own mind, he continued free falling down to an unknown location while the box was rotating…

…Luckily, Dudley was gonna survive…

..But..

CRASH!!!

…The landing was rough on the TOON Guy who passed right out…

In.

This.

Unknown. World…

Toon Be Continued

Dudley: "…See you in the funny papers…"