His name was Antony Alphonso Fredrick Emmmanual Gutierrez the First and he worked at a computer store.
He was very handsome, so handsome that women were not allowed to enter the store because they would try to steal him away as they could not control their sexual desires for him. They were so crazy for him that celebrities sued him because they were losing to a stupid minimum wage employee who just so happened to be born handsome and they had to cover their faces with expensive creams that would give them health effects later on in the elderly age.
Any man that was attracted to him was shot on sight because that's just the world we live in.
But even Antony wanted to find love as he sighed every day when he woke up but no beautiful woman was by his side for him to fondle over, Only his cat was there and he grew tired of it.
"Oh woes me," he said so passionately with a sexy tone that all women in a 50 feet area radius could sense. "Who could love me how I want to be loved? I wish my mom was still alive."
He took his super sexy shower while washing his hair with sexy shampoo that gave him an instant haircut that miraculous gave him his smooth wavy look on every inch that had hair on it.
He strides out of the shower as he tosses his bathrobe around him like Superman's cape.
He smiles for the camera that is placed in the middle of the living room, even though he wasn't live streaming.
"OH WHOA IS ME!" he sexily shouts. "WHERE IS THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS!?"
Then one day when he steps out to get something to eat on the same day, he goes to the bakery where a woman named Rachel Rachle RayRay was working at. She had blonde hair that was tied to the back, soft light skin that glowed from the sunlight, which has UV Rays and she's sensitive to it so she has to be indoors like a vampire. She's also a vampire.
"Hello, Antony," she spokes.
"Hi, how are you?" Antony asks sexily.
"Oh, I'm doing okay but I was hoping to find a boyfriend today because I got a letter saying that I should find a boyfriend right now before its too late. I asked the letter what did they mean by too late and it told me that if I don't find a boyfriend, then I was going to turn into a man. I don't want to turn to a man so I'm desperate for a boyfriend."
"It is okay because I don't have a girlfriend and it doesn't bother me but I won't become a girl because of it. Letters lie so I suggest you burn it."
"Oh, but Antony, I think I know a man who I can make my boyfriend."
"Who is it?"
"It is a man who comes here every day of the week and he is so handsome and sexy. You know him because you see him everyday because he is you."
"Well, I wish you good luck in finding this man." And he leaves without buying anything.
So he continues to walk and he's like, "Oh man, RayRay is quite a smarty woman but she does not look good. She always loosk like a McDonalds employee and my fist wants to be shoved into her abdonmen because of it. Yet still, I love talkting to her because she talks really nice and is smart and stuf. I love her for her mind but I need a woman with a big butt for my hand to squeeze instead of always jerking off."