A black cat was unconscious at a beach, the water was crimson and the sky was blue. The sand was white as a piece of paper. The cat was laying down, unconscious by the red beach. A small fairy wakes up the cat, as the fairy was circling around her. "Hey Listen! Hey Listen!" The cat then punches the fairy and realizes it does nothing. "What the hell!?" She hit the fairy again and the fairy was unscathed.

"Hey kitty stop hitting me!" The fairy says, ringing at the black cat. The cat looks at her hand, thinking to herself. "So the bastard really did do it..." She starts walking around the beach, exploring the area.

"Hey! Why were you laying on the beach like an idiot??" The fairy looked at her, circling around her as she kept walking the beach, finding an oldman with a large sword. The cat walks over to oldman "Do you have any food, mortal?" The oldman looked up at her, surprised, "Hahahahaha, you're an interesting one! I have a little apple for ya" The oldman gets out an apple and The cat snatched it, chewing it. The cat then throws the apple when she's done and points at the old man "Gimme your clothes, too" The cat said as she pointed at him, practically demanding him.

The old man got up and grabbed his sword. "Hm, well if you want my shit then you earn it."

"Bring it on then wrinkly old man!" She gets into a fighting position with the fairy circling around him, in a fast pace "No No No! What're you doing you're gonna lose!" The fairy ringed loudly as the old man swung his sword in a fast motion. The cat dodged and started circling around the old man as he was getting ready to attack, then suddenly. The old man did a palm strike at the black cat, knocking her out. The old man rolled his eyes, "I guess I'll take care of them.." The man picks up the cat, walking to his house in a forest in the mountains.

As a few hours pass bye, the cat wakes up wearing a black kimono with white spots. She gets up and walks around the place "I can't believe Jesus really did this to me...the bastard really took my damn powers away.." She balled his fist and continues to walk until she saw The old man and Joe Biden, the president of the United States.

The oldman smiled "Oh you're awake! Did you sleep well?"

Joe Biden looked at the cat, with a smile gently. "Hey, kiddo!"

The black cat looked at him with a strange look and then at the oldman with a shrug, not knowing how to answer it. Old man looks at the cat "Well what's your name kitty, you haven't told me your name at all" The black cat starts scavenging around for food "I am known as buffy" Joe Biden made a disgusting noise, spitting on the floor. "That ain't a black name!" Old man looked at him with disgust and Buffy walked up to them with a shit load of fish aslong as raw beef. Buffy started eating the raw beef, like she's never eaten in her life. "So where do you people reside, where am i?"

Joe Biden gave her a toothy grin and wheezed "You're in the United States!" Buffy chuckled loudly and looked around "Yeah this is fucking United States alright-" Joe Biden chuckled "Check outside" Buffy checks outside, noticing a large cross in the background, poking out of the trees, birds flying over the cross.

"Where the hell am I..." Buffy looked up at it in shock