"Hahahaha! Brother Guang, look, this guy is really miserable." Bai Fan laughed unscrupulously. The photos pointed at him, "It's not easy for this dude, let's just save someone, but he was photographed in such an embarrassing situation. Look at his underwear, he looks so shy, or plaid briefs, hahahaha, Also, there's a hole in his ass! Do you see it, there's a hole!"
Chen Guang's fist knuckles were squeezing, and the poor white lady had no idea at all, the god of death was taking a step by step envelope him.
"I'll strangle you..." Chen Guang couldn't take it anymore, and when he was about to strangle the noisy guy Bai Fan to death and dry it on the city gate, the guy turned his head and saw Sun Xiaoxun, the class leader, coming over. , and put the mobile phone in front of Sun Xiaoxun again, "Lord Squad Leader, have you read the news too? You said that there are such unfortunate people in this world, who obviously saved people and should be heroes, but these unscrupulous reporters actually It's so pitiful that he reports it as a lace news."
Sun Xiaoxun glanced at Bai Fan's mobile phone, which was Chen Guang's back, and a close-up of the hole in his briefs, "You have a lot of things to do, I have a serious business. "
Although she said so, this gentle woman from Jiangnan Water Town couldn't help but secretly glanced at the photos, thinking to herself, Bai Fan is really too much, even though he was photographed as This is a bit pitiful, but other people are also great heroes who saved people, aren't you also taking others as a laughing stock? But, let's not say, he's in such a good shape.
"What's the business? Can it be more fun than this?" Bai Fan continued: "Squad leader, look at his underwear, tell me, what age is this, and there are still people wearing such tacky underwear, haha Hahahaha... this hole above... this position... this hole... oh no, I can't breathe."
Bai Fan laughed exaggeratedly and patted Chen Guang on the shoulder very casually. , His behavior is a bit contrived, but it's not surprising, although Sun Xiaoxun is not as dazzling as the Wenwen college flower who often comes to Chen Guang, but in fact, he also has a gentle and moving daughter of a water town, charming and cute.
Although Bai Niangzi is a sissy, she actually likes women. Although Sun Xiaoxun doesn't mean a dime to him, the opportunity to molest the squad leader in such an open and honest way as today is so rare that he seems a little too hysterical.
Just as he patted Chen Guang's shoulder unscrupulously, Chen Guang's hands had unknowingly touched the back of his neck, and Sun Xiaoxun's slap also raised, intending to give Bai Fan a slap on the head, but Bai Niang's action suddenly slammed. Suddenly, as if remembering something, the hand that patted Chen Guang's shoulder suddenly stopped.
Chen Guang felt a bad feeling in his heart, and the hand that was about to grab Bai Fan's neck was withdrawn calmly, and he was serious about what this guy was going to say next.
Sure enough!
Bai Fan turned his head abruptly and stared at Chen Guang, "Brother Guang, if you remember correctly..."
"Don't ask me! I don't know!" Chen Guang stepped back a chair, and Bai Fan distanced. However, Bai Fan slapped his palms fiercely, "Right! I remember you
had such a pair of briefs! You also have a hole in your underwear!"
I remember it so clearly, I even remember the location of the hole on the butt!
Chen Guang's face darkened, "It's none of my business! Coincidence! It's just a coincidence! Don't look at me like that, I don't do anything! Shut me up! It's not me anyway!"
Bai Fan was spat on by Chen Guang With a look on his face, he turned back and asked the stunned Sun
Xiaoxun , "Squad leader, do you believe what he said?" He shook his head slightly, "I don't believe it."
Pulling over Bai Fan, Chen Guang pointed at his eyes, "Look at my eyes, how sincere! I said it wasn't me! It wasn't me!"
He was about to collapse.
I've obviously been studying my acting skills for two days, and I've watched "The Self-Cultivation of Actors" for the second time!
Even if my acting skills are not as good as the best actor, at least I should be an actor who can be nominated!
Is hair useless at all?
Chen Guang began to doubt life.
Bai Fan glanced at it, and following Chen Guang's eyes, he also saw the book "Actor's Self-cultivation" on the desk, and pouted, "Brother Guang, stop acting, you really don't have that kind of talent, I I'm completely sure."
"It's not me anyway! Whatever you say!" Chen Guang twitched his mouth, and now he can only resort to a unique trick and refuse to admit it.
"Bai Niang, don't put gold on Chen Guang's face, as if you are afraid that everyone will not know that the two of you are good friends. Did you read the report? The speed of superman's freestyle swimming in underwear is almost catching up with the whole country. For the record, if I remember correctly, I haven't seen Chen Guang in the water for three years in college, right? In the swimming class in my freshman year, Chen Guang, you seem to have walked in the water, right?" At this moment, from Behind Chen Guang and Bai Fan came a voice that was neither yin nor yang.
"Go away! It's none of your business, we don't know you well!" Bai Fan turned his eyes back angrily, his face full of displeasure.
It was a big man named Pan Jiang who spoke sarcastically at the back. This man was stronger than Xiong Er and was the main small forward of the school basketball team.
Wujing University is a large comprehensive school with tens of thousands of students. The main members of the school basketball team can be regarded as personal characters.
Because of his ability, this guy has always had eyes above the top and is arrogant in the class.
As the main force of Pan Jiang's basketball team, there is no shortage of girlfriends. When he first entered the school, he changed three in just two months.
That's all. Later, this grandson actually turned the childhood sweetheart of another boy in the class into a corner. When others tried to reason with him, he knocked them to the ground without saying a word.
Originally, everyone has always been in the water without breaking the river, and they are classmates anyway, but the four people in Chen Guang's dormitory are all upright and honest. .
This kid Xiong Er is really not bragging. Although he is not as strong as Pan Jiang, he is really good at fighting. One person decisively smashed Pan Jiang to the ground. Later, the matter became more and more troublesome, and it almost became the four people in Chen Guang's dormitory. Taking the guy to fight against the entire basketball school team, the school leaders finally came forward to press the matter down.
Later, the classmate who was pryed into the corner felt ashamed to stay in this class, so he changed the department in his sophomore year, but the beam between Chen Guang's dormitory and Pan Jiang was just like that.
It's just that Chen Guang's relationship is strong enough, and Pan Jiang doesn't dare to provoke him easily, but his mouth is always yin and yang, and neither of them is polite to the other.
"Bai Niangzi, don't you need a beating?" Although Pan Jiang couldn't beat Xiong Er, he was actually yelled at by a sissy.
"Damn, what? Want to fight?" The white lady is also a gun fight, so she's going to hit the table and do it with real swords.
Chen Guang took a shot from the side and pressed Bai Fan back to the chair, "There is no need to talk to this kind of person, don't pay attention to him."
Chen Guang has his own considerations, I heard that the National College Basketball League is about to start, At this time, the status of the school basketball team in the school has risen. If something really happens, I am afraid it will suffer.
Today, Pan Jiang suddenly challenged the situation. Maybe he will wait for him to take on the challenge, so as to make the matter bigger. In the end, the school will definitely help him, the main force of the school team. At that time, everyone was remembered for the fight. It's not worth the loss if I get fired when I'm a junior.
"Cut, cowardly." Seeing that Chen Guang was not fooled, Pan Jiang stopped Bai Fan and muttered, he wanted to continue to provoke Bai Fan.
Chen Guang looked back at him with a dangerous light in his eyes. He was a little impatient with Pan Jiang's ignorance.
Chen Guang has never been afraid of things, otherwise, when facing Zheng He's provocation, he would not have simply pulled out a stick to kill people.
"Pan Jiang, do you want us to be fired? Okay, I can fulfill you. Let's go out to practice alone?" Chen Guang pointed at Pan Jiang's nose and said coldly.
Pan Jiang was stunned. He knew that although Chen Guang's group of four seemed to be led by Chen Guang, the one who could beat him the most was actually Xiong Er, who was lying on the desk and slept. Will be afraid of you Chen Guang!
But I don't know why, he was stared at by Chen Guang like this, but he felt a little fuzzy in his heart. It seemed that if he really wanted to go out with him to practice solo, he would suffer a big loss.
"Er Xiong, get up and do it!" Over there, Bai Fan slapped Er Xiong who was sleeping late, waking the big fool.
Xiong Er opened his eyes in a daze and raised his head, "What are you doing?"
Bai Fan pointed at Pan Jiang, who was diametrically opposed to Chen Guang, "This grandson needs to be beaten again. Go! Bite him!
" Fuck you!"
As expected of Xiong Er, the motherfucker is on it right away! Right in the classroom! He has stepped on the desk and jumped up!
No prelude, no reason, just do it!