Gary woke up feeling satisfied and refreshed, remembering the events of the night prior. He noticed that Claire was still sleeping like a kitten beside him, so he leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek before getting dressed.
Having completed his first mission, he checked out his system and found pleasant surprises.
[Godly Harem System]
User: Gary Stewart
Age: 18
Status: Man
Skills:
- Graduated politics
- Advanced swordplay
- Advanced etiquette
- Intermediate persuasion
- Intermediate tactics
- Intermediate music
- Elementary business management
Hidden Skills:
- [Protagonist]
Techniques:
- Basic Undressing
- Basic Foreplay
- Basic Thrusting
- Basic Endurance
Physique: Cultivator [Undetermined]
Level: 12
EXP: 109/1200
Gary was glad his status has finally changed to a man. Looking satisfied with the change, he also noticed that he gained some techniques. A dirty smile was on his lips as he realized that the techniques all had to do with sex.
"Congratulations, user Gary Stewart is now able to cultivate after finishing the first mission." The [Godly Harem System] announced in his mind. "Reward is +100 EXP."
"Please enter the type of cultivation you'd like to pursue." A command prompt appeared from his system.
"Cultivate?" Gary saw his physique was now upgraded from human to cultivator.
There was a game he bought and played in his past life that simulated cultivation. Thanks to that game, Gary also became knowledgeable on eastern fantasy.
Cultivation is the act of condensing one's internal Qi, and Qi is the vital essence or breath of the living world. It had the power to turn a normal human into essentially a god.
Gary remembered a fellow 4Clover user's take on cultivation in his past life.
"You eat a pill, sit on your ass for several years and once you're done, you go from rank 8 ping-pong to rank 2 ching-chong. This is still like a hundred ranks below the Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor, but it's okay since there are still about 3000 chapters to go and all the big d*ck characters that could kill you with a fart are currently busy, so you can go and wipe out a ding-dong clan, which obsessively wants you dead because you courted death by destroying the king-kong clan after its young master picked a fight with you over your jade-like beauty childhood friend." User 205342748 quoted wisely.
Not only that, there were 2 types of cultivation from what Gary remembers. Xiandao and Physical.
Xiandao has the idea of Chinese alchemy, and uses the body as a cauldron with Qi as the the ingredients. This forms a core, or a foundation for the body that one creates and tempers to become stronger.
There are also techniques able to be learned from various manuals. Because they are recorded, this allows cultivators to learn multiple techniques and become exponentially stronger.
However, Gary shuddered from a bad memory as his character learned some opposing techniques that defy feng shui, causing its p*nis to fall off. On the bright side, he managed to make some spirit stones by selling the male part to the other sects.
The second was Physical cultivation, and this was the one Gary was most interested in. Cultivators can remold and improve parts of their body, making it stronger and in turn, them stronger.
Looking down at his little brother, Gary smiled.
Closing his eyes, Gary entered what he would like into the system.
"User Gary Stewart would like to pursue Physical cultivation, focusing on his p*nis." The [Godly Harem System] announced. "Please confirm your choice."
[Confirm? Y/N]
Hitting confirm, Gary had no regrets. Now with the powers of physical cultivation in his hands, he was determined to get the strongest peepee in the entire universe.
Like when he first awakened his system, a rush of power flowed through him and focused on his little brother. Gary grinned triumphantly when the [Godly Harem System] notified him that the process is completed.
[Godly Harem System]
User: Gary Stewart
Age: 18
Status: Man
Skills: [Click to expand]
Hidden Skills:
- [Protagonist]
Techniques: [Click to expand]
Physique: Physical Cultivator
Rank: 0
Level: 12
EXP: 109/1200
Now was the issue of how would he gain more levels. Stretching, Gary thrusted his hips out and another notification rang in his mind.
+1 EXP from Thrusting
Checking his system again, Gary noticed his EXP was now a 110/1200. He assumed that he had to have s*x in order to make his peepee stronger, but wonders if there's anything other information he should know.
"System, is there anything else you can tell me?" Gary asked in his mind.
"Notice: Every 100 levels you will increase in Rank." The [Godly Harem System] replied. "An increase your rank will buff your entire body, and your p*nis length will also increase."
Gary gaped in amazement. "Holy shit."
He was already 9 inches long. If he keeps increasing in rank, his sword was going to continue growing? Gary found it so fucking amazing that he was nearly moved to tears.
Imagining himself with a 13 inch, Gary found himself being immune to depression now. Looking over at the still sleeping Claire, he immediately wanted to get started on his cultivation journey.
Feeling something hard and big poke her down there, Claire woke up with a soft moan. She opened her eyes to see Gary lovingly stare at her, still naked and fully erect.
"H-Hi." She stammered in embarassment, remembering last night's events. Claire hid her head under the covers like an adorable kitten.
"Hi Claire." Gary confidently chuckled and chased after her in the covers.
...
"Then noises of lovemaking were heard, as the young lovers enjoyed their time." Helldragon_xd wrote and shook his head.
"Damn, everyone just likes the horny stuff." He sighed. "I'll just upload the uncensored version of this when they do it again if more people like what I'm writing."
Bonk to all the hornies.
...
Finished their session again, Claire laid her beautiful head on Gary's strong shoulder, panting from the exercise and the ecstasy. Soon, the girl fell asleep again, cuddled in his strong arms.
+ 300 EXP from Technique
+ 500 EXP from Thrusting
+ 1000 EXP from Lovemaking
Checking his system, Gary grinned as seeing all the exp come in from his second time with Claire. At this rate, his drill will be invincible in no time.
[Godly Harem System]
User: Gary Stewart
Age: 18
Status: Man
Skills: [Click to expand]
Hidden Skills:
- [Protagonist]
Techniques: [Click to expand]
Physique: Physical Cultivator
Rank: 0
Level: 13
EXP: 709/1300
Satisfied, he leaned back and stroked Claire's platinum blonde hair. However, the next mission that appeared from his [Godly Harem System] caused him to suddenly freeze in his affectionate actions.
"Uh oh." Gary felt conflicted as he finished reading the second mission.