"Asuna-chan~" Some high school girls in uniform called out to another girl.
Another teen about the age of 18 was playing on his phone while crossing the streets, grinding out the latest update of Harem Impact. He was fairly tall, with dark hair and a slightly chubby build. Some acne dotted across his cheeks.
"Thanks for waiting everyone!" The said girl replied and waved to her friends.
The high school girls crossing on the other side distracted him from his game. Their uniform was from the all-girls school, and he found himself entranced by how perfect the morning wind made their skirt bounce up slightly, giving him a wondrous view of the coloured underwear underneath.
Not only that, the girls had really nice developing assets. Especially around the chest area.
"Hey kid, watch out!" An construction uncle yelled.
Distracted by the bouncing of the round moons in their uniforms, the teen didn't see how a man was yelling and waving at him desperately on the other side. Finally, he noticed and reluctantly looked away from the pretty girls, taking out an earbud.
"Woah!" The teen managed to dodge a truck that nearly collided with him. "That was c-"
Before he could finish his sentence, something hard slammed into him from the side. Another tire appeared in his vision above him before everything turned black.
The bystanders screamed as the third large truck flattened the teen into meat paste.
Soon, the police arrived on the scene. Some ambulance workers have already begun to scrape up what remained of the teen from the pavement.
"Subject's name is Gary Stewart. A senior student from... Uh. That high school I can't remember." One of the officers looked at his partner.
His partner shrugged. "I don't know it either, don't look at me."
Staring at each other, both policemen broke into laughter. To them, this was just another Monday they had to deal with.
...
"Shit. That hurt." Gary opened his eyes to find himself lying down in a dark void. Picking himself up, he looked around. "Wait, am I dead?"
"Hehe. You're not as dumb as you look." A feminine voice teased him.
Gary looked up to see a beautiful girl sitting on a stone throne. She had light brown hair, green eyes, a slim figure with nice-shaped curves, and a large rack. He couldn't take his eyes off how beautiful her breasts looked under the white tunic.
"Jesus." Gary thought as he couldn't help but stare. "This girl is too perfect. Only a god can fuck a girl like this."
"Ara, ara." The girl teased, bending over on the chair to reveal a bit more of her cleavage.
She suddenly appeared beside him, her hot breath tickling his ear. "Does it look nice?"
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Gary could only nod mutely as her scent drifted into his nostrils. It was a pleasant smell, reminding him of an orchid field but not too strong.
The girl giggled, jumping back onto the throne. "You're such a big pervert, Gary."
"W-Wait." Gary finally found his voice. "How do you know who I am?"
Seemingly displeased, the girl rolled her eyes and crossed her sexy legs. "I take what I said back. You really are as dumb as you look."
Waving her hand, the beautiful girl opened a screen for Gary to see. Both of them saw his last moments of being distracted by boobs and then being flattened by the third truck-kun, causing her to laugh hysterically.
"Oh no. Ahaha! You really are stupid." Her laughter caused her breasts to bounce enticingly, causing Gary to be helplessly aroused even though he was quite angered. "So pitifully stupid!"
Coughing, the girl finally composed herself after another moment of laughter. "Anyways, you might be confused as to who I am. I have many names, but most of you humans that I created simply call me God."
"God?" Gary deadpanned as he couldn't take his eyes off the girl's body. Then it finally hit him. "Wait. God is a girl?"
"Mhm." God gave Gary a sly look as she observed him, noticing his arousal. "Poor you. Gary Stewart, human number 7752057079. The single child from average parents. Below average looks and mediocre in just about everything."
Gary was now feeling annoyed and embarrassed by the girl continuing to list off personal information about his life. God simply smirked at his expression. "Virgin. Never had a girlfriend. Chronic masturbation issues."
"Alright, alright! That's enough." Gary was fully angered now. Pointing a finger at the beautiful girl, he scoffed at her. "I don't believe you're God at all."
"Hm? What do you mean?" God's luscious lips curled a bit in unhappiness. "Everything that's happening right now, isn't that enough proof?"
Gary shook his head, folding his arms. "If you're supposed to be all-powerful and whatnot, why did you give me such crappy stats?"
God shrugged. "I dunno. I just felt like it would be funny."
"That's not so fair now, is it?" Gary continued to question her. "I thought a real god would be more impartial and loving to their creations. You're just some faker pretending to be God."
"Hmph. I really am God!" The girl pouted cutely.
"Then prove it?" Gary challenged. "Otherwise you're just shit!"
"Oh?"
Suddenly, Gary felt himself being launched into the air. A massive pressure towered over him, forcing him on his knees and lowering his head.
"I'm not God hm? I'm just shit hm?" The beautiful girl taunted.
God now stood above him with her foot on his back. There was also an angered look in her green eyes that radiated with the ageless unknown.
"Now how do you want me to prove it, worm?" She teased, lifting his chin up with a flick of her finger, not even having to touch him.
"G-Give me a fighting chance." Gary gasped out from the feeling. He didn't dare to continue looking into her eyes or he felt that he would go insane. "Give me a chance to prove myself."
"Oh-ho? Interesting." Lifting her foot off, Gary gasped in relief as the pressure faded. God sat back in her stone throne, resting her perfect chin on her fair hands. "So how am I going to give you this chance?"
"Give me some power. Something to make it fair." Gary growled.
Thinking, a lightbulb shined over God's head and she grinned at the teen. "I was going to reincarnate your soul to another world anyways. How about a proposition?"
"Proposition?" Gary didn't know what the girl was thinking.
God wore an evil smile as she waved her hands, creating a portal that radiated with a myriad of colours.
"I'll give you a system once you reach your 10th birthday in your new life. You can even customize it for yourself." She snickered. "Better work on completing those missions and surviving, okay?"
"If you complete all of them," God gave Gary a wink. "I'll give you a chance to challenge me in anything you like."
Although Gary had an idea, he didn't like what God was planning for him. "W-Wait. What happens if I fail those missions you give me?"
"If you fail, I will personally put you into the 9 circles of hell where you will be tortured for eternity!" Giving Gary an innocent look, God placed her hands together as she cheerfully informed him. "So have fun and good luck!"
"What the f-" An invisible force grabbed Gary and picked him up, throwing him into the portal.
...
Needless to say, Gary did not enjoy coming outside of a woman's ona-hole, even if it was his new life's mother. On the bright side, he was thankful that he retained his past life's name.
His new family was also the noble Stewart family, and he was given the name Gary as the third son of Lord Boomer Stewart and Lady Karen Stewart. His two elderly brothers, Brad and Chad Stewart were role models and leaders for the Mimeme kingdom.
Needless to say, they were ecstatic when their third baby brother has been born. Gary shared their family's blessed genes, with lush blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, as well as adorable features that were certain to bloom into handsome looks.
Growing up, Brad and Chad taught Gary all they knew. In his new life and under their influences, Politics, swordplay, chivalry. How to court the opposite sex. Gary absorbed all of their teachings like a sponge.
Needless to say, he was growing up to be essentially a perfect man.
Soon, it reached the morning of his tenth birthday. Gary couldn't properly sleep leading up to the day when God had promised him power.
Finally, the day arrived.
[System Awakening!]
User: Gary Stewart
Age: 10
Status: Virgin
Skills:
- Elementary politics
- Elementary swordplay
- Elementary persuasion
- Elementary tactics
Hidden Skills: None
Techniques: None
Physique: Human
System: Not Preset
Gary scowled at the Virgin status. He knew that it must've been the work of God to put that there. In this life, he vowed to become the most un-virgin thing to ever exist.
Closing his eyes, Gary quickly configured the settings to what he wished his system to be. After everything was set up, all that lacked now was a name.
[Please enter your desired system name and missions will begin]
Thinking about his past life and his current life, as well as what he wished to do, he already had an inspiration for what he wanted to call it. In his past life, his favourite game was Harem Impact on his phone.
It was the only happiness he had through all those lonely years in school, ostracized by his peers and even his parents for being "different". Even without friends, the girls in that game had kept him company, allowing him to survive for so long.
[Chosen name: Godly Harem System]
Gary slowly entered the name in on the keypad in his mind, pleased at his own inspiration.
[Confirm? Y/N]
Hitting the Y button, Gary felt something awaken inside his body. However, it was a pleasant burst of strength and he grinned when it focused on a certain spot in his lower part, causing it to shoot up.
"This life, I'll fuck everyone. I'll even fuck God herself." Gary promised, his finger and sword (down there) pointing to the sky. "My drill will pierce the heavens!"