Ned woke up in the morning for school, he took a look at his alarm clock.
"WHAT THE FUCK ITS FUCKING 5 AM"
Ned had forgotten to adjust his alarm clock for the start of daylight saving, what a bloody idiot. Gorilla strides into the room, and sees Ned. He mutters something in gorilla language.
"Ayuug guguh guih uaghug"
--translation: "fucking hell shut your mouth you dick eater"
ok i give up this takes too long to write a book