"You listened?"
"What?"
"The guardian of the mountain has been really very strange."
Yes. The Golden Cloud Sect ¹ never had such a big and impressive news, among the Heavenly Mountain rose a major sect among the Pan Gu ² points. Such an important sect, with its disciples who loved to spread the rumors throughout the four peaks, to the point that it will travel all over the world.
But how great was this rumor? The Guardian? Strange? Weird?
Hell, Li Ye couldn't bear to go through such things right now, covering his face with her hands didn't seem to be enough in every corner whenever he was mentally watched and singled out. His face can't bear that, what a shame it should be shaped like a tomato color, but that body seems to be a strange robot, that's so weird!
Not a few days ago he hadn't had to worry about it, how did it come to this?
He remembers having a nice life in a world where the internet was the only thing that kept him entertained, watch memes and laugh at how stupid black humor was, read web novels just for fun and get mad, the author knows nothing and the protagonist is desperate. Years of bad luck for you and your family!, he could only get angry like anyone on the internet, he wastes his life like any otaku in his monotonous life.
Li Ye was happy with that, he had his family, a father and a mother who work equally, who as long as it is useful will let him stay with his parents until he gets married, two younger brothers who are his pride ; one more intelligent than the other, his life was not bitter, he practically had everything. So he wept blood when he knew his life was over.
How it happened?
No idea.
Only after a cold, only after taking a medicine to take a nap, a normal day he just slept and found himself dead. He had died of a cold, woken up in a different body, a strange place with the most comfortable bed and pillow; with that alone, nothing was right. His grade in the last exam measured his intelligence, so it wasn't hard to know that he was reborn…
[Transmigrate…] That system voice had bothered him ever since he woke up, always contradicting him.
No matter what his name is, at the end of the day it wasn't him anymore. The novel he read during free time had become so real these days.
«The Peerless Taoist Immortal Hunter» It was the most interesting novel that he managed to read in his whole life, his younger sister ended up forcing him to read such a 'masterpiece'. His sister had written it and she wanted to be absolutely sure that it was good.
Every thing in there was an adventure, the narration was great, the development of the protagonist was so good that I could almost cry for the glory of him, the great harem master and immortal who reached the top after so many efforts, deaths and tears. There has never been a protagonist as great as the one in this novel, Liu Zhuang…
Li Ye was a good liar, his bad review stayed in his heart and he made his sister happy with nice words. He really hated that novel, the protagonist ended up being maddening, that man seemed to have such a low IQ.
The story begins with the prologue that there is a legend of a man who managed to overcome demons and ghosts, after committing a great sin and earning the favor of the God of Hell, who returns to the world of mortals for the new year. And then the story progresses, Liu Zhuang is the only boy from a humble family in a deadly village among the mountains and forests, he grows up with his kind mother, his benevolent father and his beautiful sister, a matchless beauty. . Everything is beautiful until a fateful day comes and ruins it; the small town is filled with flames and destruction, when a great army of corpses appears followed by a great demon on top of everything.
Corpses bite and kill others, each inhabitant becomes part of the zombie exercise, Li Ye didn't know if this was an apocalyptic or cultivation novel, the idea was good until it was cut, «The Peerless Taoist Immortal Hunter» was the kind of novel that starts off good and then gets really repetitive.
The protagonist is an orphan, it turns out that he was not really the son of that family that still saved him twice, Liú Zhuang must live with his guilt while he grows up, with a trauma of being able to swim. He is a ten-year-old boy with four cellos on his body, stop! He doesn't know, the boy who travels to enter a sect as he had promised his adoptive parents, to be the great immortal cultivator with the goal of help others, his kind and soft heart, do not lose hope.
But it is a Chinese cultivation novel, there is no room for happiness there, it is suffering or suffering. Liu Zhuang is just a child who walks through the cold and without a hint of warmth through the world, it doesn't take long for him to be noticed with a natural talent by the great cultivators of the Golden Cloud sect, but envy becomes noticeable among the most young when the leaders of the peaks fight over who will take it.
Liu Zhuang is foolish so far, Li Ye had struggled to hit his forehead with his hand so many times, struggled to yell at that protagonist to open his eyes when women approached him and flirted; An otaku would die to hear that luck! Got damn!
The harem teacher is an idiot, he is bullied by his older brothers, his teacher doesn't pay attention to him, the villain is his childhood friend and there comes the cycle; they find the cliché that the villain envies everything about the protagonist, because he is stronger than him, he gets the beauty that the villain likes to stay with the protagonist, the villain can't stand it, he makes ways to improve and take out the protagonist of the game.
The protagonist is abused, falls into the water and almost gets eaten, but hey, his protagonist's halo. Beauty saves him, he takes all the women, the beast inside him breaks free and is tamed by the protagonist, grows in power, gets along the way comrades who help keep the peace and so on…
Hell, he can only spit and kick this bad joke. But Li Ye feels positive, he is not reborn as the teacher who is kidnapped by the protagonist and killed, destroying his soul that would not reincarnate again, he is positive, he is just the cannon fodder that dies at the beginning of the first arc of the novel.
Ha! Li Ye was reborn…
[Transmigrate…]
He is now the most hated character, all over the world, comments rained down expressing that he was the 'useless trash', hey!, the main character's teacher was useless, the main character's first wife was useless, the main character was useless! Well, Li Ye also said that he was useless, but he doesn't mind that, he minds something else, his character is…
"The Guardian of the Mountain? He is the kind man with the pretty smile."
"It is true. But I do not like."
Li Ye wished to disappear, his previous self was not nice, who knows what kind of personality he had, but being nice is fine, but all the time?!
The first time he woke up in that body, there was only screaming everywhere, the young disciples were alarmed, shouting back and forth.
'The guardian is poisoned!'
It didn't take him long to realice the situation he was in, but still he couldn't get over it, he wanted to laugh and cry; he would have succeeded if he wasn't the victim, so he had two options to run away so as not to die of other people's sorrow every time the protagonist was making a fool of himself, the personality of the owner was not at all like his, he would probably laugh at the protagonist when he fell into the river.
But he can't, the system has him tied to this life.
[Huang Jue. Guardian of the Mountain Treasure. Named: "Useless Garbage"]
And there was the system again…
'I already know what I am. Go away.'
[The player still doesn't accept the deal, I can't leave until he does.]
'…' Damn, why should he, he was already dead, there was nothing to accept, the terms and conditions would serve if he was already dead. He really wanted to hit the stupid screen, but his face should be intact or he would have problems, this character was already hated both in the novel and in his own reality, that he was acting like a weirdo would be catastrophic.
[Accept the terms and conditions. The player must read them, to avoid problems in the future, do you want to receive a report so that we can improve in the future?]
What kind of normal person would read the Terms and Conditions? (ㆆ_ㆆ)
'I agree. Are you happy?'
[I'm not programmed for that.]
Fuck the system! Damn! Two hundred and fifty!
"Huang Jue."
Now remember, that's the name of this person, someone hated was the person closest to the protagonist's teacher and the villain; At first he thinks that younger brother hated him, but he wasn't like that. How not to notice when that younger brother had a cold face and eyebrows that put his once a coin in the middle, he was likely to bend it effortlessly.
A handsome and tall man, with a strong waist, the cultivator clothes were fine royal blue, the inky hair was in a high ponytail, his waist stay was strategically there, the great Immortal of the Fire Summit, Fei Yanlin always ready for anything.
Huang Jue could only smile gently, Fei Yanlin seemed to be watching him all the time, after the 'incident'.
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TERMS:
Tiān Shān: Heavenly Mountain.
¹Jīnyún Zōng: The Golden Cloud Sect
²Pan Gu盤古: Myth. With his birth the world was formed and from his organs after his death the geographical accidents arose.