Hello?
Your handwriting isn't familiar... who is this?
I'm Ginny Weasley.
...well, crap.
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Harry cursed as he threw his things willy-nilly around the room. Where was it? He swore he put it back into his trunk.
There was a knock on the door, and Harry snarled, "What?"
"It's Draco... you okay, Harry?"
"Someone took my Tom! I mean the diary!"
"...well, crap."
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Fred and George were planning another prank when Draco came flying into the room, looking panicky.
"What is it?" the twins chorused.
"The diary is missing!" Draco squeaked. "Harry's on a rampage! There's a traitor in Slytherin House!"
George looked at Fred, and Fred looked at George. Then, in unison, both said, "Well, crap."
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Neville carefully placed the Venomous Tentacula seed in the ground and covered it with dirt. Professor Sprout beamed.
"Well done, Mr. Longbottom!" she said warmly. "Twenty points to Hufflepuff-"
She was interrupted by the twins, who burst into the greenhouse with a horrified Draco behind them.
"Boys!" Professor Sprout exclaimed. "You can't just barge into-"
"Is Harry alright?" Neville immediately asked.
"The diary-" Draco gasped "-it's missing-"
"Well, crap."