After I left bear island I planned to go to Winterfell to see if Lyanna Stark is hot
Continuing my journey to the North I stopped by House Glover while drinking I learned that Mors Umber daughter was taken by Wildling raiders. I remebered the poor girl so with that I rode into the gift until I saw the wildling raider basically raiding queenscrown I slaughtered and burn all of them and saved the girl along with the town as well.
I took a look at the Umber girl she told me her name was Lindsay and hell she look like Lindsay Lohan fuck this girl will be my handmaiden as well
After returning her to the umbers they basically thanked me by forcing me drink till I was dead
I told them that I was travelling all over the world and invited Lindsay to travel with me. Since everyone in the Umber Clan knows that lindsay was raped by wilding suffering a trauma by staying in the north and basically clinging to my side like a cat. They agreed to allow her to travel heck with what Lindsay told them that I alone slaughtered 1000 wilding raiders while my handmaiden Amanda was eating a sandwich making it look like a picninc they know I can protect her hence my new nickname butcher of Queenscrown.
On the way to Winterfell I remembered Lyanna was a sucker for love songs so I built a guitar and started practicing some ballad my handmaidens was basically being my fangirls and cannot stop howling for more songs
One night I notice Lindsay was having nightmares and unable to sleep I gave her a kiss on the forehead and put her head on my lap while I started singing just to calm her down so she can sleep