Chapter 4: A little adrenaline.
Joyce: If you can't drive then why do you drive?
Him: if you can't walk then why leave your house?
Joyce: if you can't talk then shut up!
Him: Before you, no one had dared to talk to me like that.
Joyce: That's because you're rude!
Him: Excuse me, but you're the rude one!
Joyce: mdrr but it was you who were going to crush me!
Him: so the kehlas are all the same, big whores.
Joyce: the same could be said about you rebeus eh, but I will not stoop to your level, but know that you are the biggest son of a bitch Mr. Tenor Amir Khane. With that I wish you a very bad night.
I then left, more annoyed than ever, to my apartment. He had managed to absorb all my good humor, this bastard with his head, it looks like a plasma screen tchuuur!
I was so tired that once I got there I quickly showered and went to bed.
11:55 a.m.
Today is Thursday and who says Thursday, says day of rest for Joyceaa!
Once fully awake I undress, attach a towel and go into the bathroom. I took all my time, when I left I felt so good!
I then left for the kitchen with the towel wrapped around my chest, I made myself a big bowl of milk with cereal and I ate all that well. I did the few dishes that remained in my sink and went to get dressed.
I put on a long black tight skirt with a side slit and a long-sleeved white crop-top, with white sandals. I had also put on a black hat, I was like in the photo.
I took my bag, my phone, and my car keys then left my apartment.
…: Joyceaaaaa!
They threw themselves into my arms.
Joyce: ohh my favorite twins how are you?
Them: Fine!
Joyce: great then!
Alexis: Where are you going?
Alexa: She's coming out, you silly child!
Joyce: mdrr Alexa leave your brother alone, Alexis I'm going to the mall.
Alexa: hey Joyce you know Alexis he said that….
Alexis: don't say, don't say!
Joyce: Won't you tell me?
Alexa: Alexis, he said he's in love with you!
Joyce: anwh is that true Alex?
Him: yeah...
He became all red mdrr.
Joyce: don't worry Alexis I'm in love with you too.
Him: Is that true?
Joyce: yes, you are my little prince to me.
Him: but if you're my lover then you have to give me a kiss.
Alexa: it's not even true daddy he kisses no one!
Joyce: Really? And why ?
Him: lovers always kiss each other on the lips.
Joyce: Oh okay.
I then gave him a kiss on the mouth. He was quite happy, this little madman. He later will make massacres. I kissed Alexa on the mouth too because she was jealous lol.
Alexis: beeeuurkk!
Us: lol.
Joyce: good my A squared to you haul!
Them: goodbye!
Alexis and Alexa are the children of my neighbor Mike, he lost his wife during childbirth. Despite all this, he remains a good dad, his children are very well brought up.
Anyway, I get in my car and head to the CC.
I was sitting in the Macdonald eating quietly when a bunch of brother-in-the-street boy bands came to sit at my table.
A guy: wesh nigger.
Joyce: …..
Another: we're talking to you there!
Joyce: so what?
Him: but look at me, this one we're talking to her, I said she feels more.
Joyce: if I don't want to talk to you, I won't answer you brother.
Another: let's calm down!
Joyce: I'm calm.
Him: anyway my sister how beautiful you are wallah God gave you everything but I think He forgot my number.
Joyce: ptdrrrr for a good reason I think, saw your face!
Them: ooooohhhh!
Him: tfouu you're there you're looking pretty when you're just a niafou. The girl doesn't even have a job.
Joyce: Oh yeah?
I pull out my company access card and show him. He couldn't even talk anymore.
Joyce: In case you can't read, it says CEO of N'DAH's Consolidated. So we're less clever there, huh?
Him: swear wallah are you the one running N'DAH's Consolidated?
While getting up :
Joyce: I have nothing to prove to you. Farewell !
I leave the Macdonald and continue my shopping.
1:30 p.m.
I call Eddy to come join me at the CC. In fact Eddy is my best friend wallah from the first days of my arrival in Marseille he has always been there for me.
The thing is that Eddy is a gay mdrr I always dreamed of having a best gay friend in fact. He is a special case of life, when you're with him it's bars of laughter guaranteed.
I land at the Starbucks to wait for him, 15 minutes later he arrives in the Starbucks except that as soon as his head goes through the door he crashes on the ground like shit.
Everyone laughed, I couldn't even stop myself. He gets up in it's normal mode, he dusts off his step and comes to sit next to me. Mdrr Eddy he must have been born by the ass w'Allah.
Him: hello my darling!
Joyce: lol Eddoushhh! So your fall, not too bad? *to laugh*
Him: laugh, laugh!
Joyce: *laugh* did you see how badly you fell?
Him: In short, it's good there. I have too good news to tell you.
Joyce: always say….
Him: I...
Joyce: Say it!
Him: chouchou wants to meet you. We're getting engaged!
Joyce: WHAT!? No you're kidding!
Him: I assure you!
Joyce: awiliwiliwili! Congratulation ! I want to be the witness!
Him: no problem my doe.
Eddy with his shitty nicknames there tshiiip!
Joyce: it's not my doe oh it's my chicken deh!
Him: *laughs*
Joyce: no but seriously if you want a deer there you go get some in the woods.
Him: It's not a bad idea, huh, but why go looking for some in the woods when I have one right in front of me?
Joyce: Eddy it's good we're not going to start a debate on a deer anyway! *laughs*
Him: *laughs* Totally agree with you.
10 p.m.
I want to do a car race, yes you read that right, a car race, not just any real race with skids and danger. As you must surely know, I like forbidden things!
I love crazy car races, winning against a complete stranger, of course these races are outlawed but how can I tell you that right now I don't give a damn about the law.
Anyway, enough talking. I change: jogging, sweater, air max and bucket hat. Here I am ready. I go down to the garage to pick up my jewel, a latest model bugati, this one doesn't roll for nothing, when you're in it, life feels powerful!
Once installed I start the car, open the garage and go.
Joyce: Move over, Miss Joyce is in the room!
I was already driving flat out with the windows down and my hair flying in the wind. Where I go it's not like Mario Cartz where you fall and you get up without any problem, no, where I go there is real danger, serious injuries like death, over there it's worse than a cemetery , but I'm going anyway. The city of a thousand deaths, it's called.
Once at my destination, I get out of my car and land on the hood. Julio (read Rulio) walks towards me.
He's Portuguese, the first time I came here he was the one who taught me the basics.
Julio: ahh my car bonnie how are you?
He always called me that.
Joyce: it's going very well and you?
Him: I'm okay, but you're not here for that, you want to go shopping, right?
Joyce: Exactly.
Him: yes, we have a new unbeatable player, are you up to the challenge?
Joyce: I take up the challenge.
Him: PSSST UNKNOW BRING YOUR BALL ON!
Ko unknow waa? What's the name again? In short, he arrives and holds out his hand to me, I grab it, I couldn't see his face very well, there was shadow.
Julio: it's your new opponent, we'll see who will triumph.
Unknow: good luck.
My God his voice!
Joyce: Uh….thank you.
People are starting to set up, I'm actually explaining the track to you, it's a long abandoned road, no one drives on it, especially at night.
I pass, people get in place, the cheerleader oula I don't know how to say gets between the two cars. Nothing we know how to snore our cars.
Her: Get ready! Are you ready ? Gooo!
The race started, we were at the same speed, on a bend he beat me, a few minutes later we were on the same wavelength, he overtook me by far, and at the moment of the last bend I gave everything, maximum speed and determination. That's how I WON the race how cool I felt his mother!
I parked and a few seconds later he arrived.
He got out of his car and took off his hood, I did the same with my bucket hat. He looked up and so did I. Tell me I'm dreaming!
Him and Joyce: YOU HERE?!
Continued in the next part!
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