(Author: I realized that my chapters are very short ... at least in my opinion. So I will try to make them more voluminous)
*Gate opening sound*
"Umu? How are you, guys?~ I just beat the Boss. True, he turned out to be a bitch. And don't mind my HP count." M-yes... Again I regret that there is no camera... But such shots are lost! Well, there's nothing you can do.
""""Did you win?! """" These fools shouted all over the region.
"Well, yes. Didn't you believe in me? It's embarrassing somehow. Oh yes, before I forget. My money!"
"You have such equipment and skills, and you still need calls?! It would be better to share the equipment!" Kibao took up his task again.
"A deal is a deal. And it must be respected." I spoke without any playfulness.
"He's right, Kibao. I must abide by the terms of the agreement." Diabel said with a serious face.
"But I just thought that I don't need money. Return only my Black Raven set. You can keep the sword. I have another one just like it~" I said and saw the joy on his face. How good it is to be a good Satan. Although I still don't consider them. But I definitely will in the future.
Diabel gave me my things and I went to Kirito. He looked at me with kind eyes. I don't like it, I like to see his annoyed face.
"If anything, I'm on the girls ..." I broke him off. Hehe, and here is the expression that I like.
"Me too! Eh ... Well, I never thanked you for this cloak. So… Thank you very much!" his face has become kinder again ... Well, all right, today I will let him go. Next time will be gray, muahahahah! Cough-cough... How did I mentally clear my throat?! There is definitely something wrong with me...
We should already make our way to the Second Floor and look for the best places to level up.
"Ciao! I'm on my way~" waved goodbye to everyone and moved on…
Everyone followed me with their eyes as I climbed the stairs to the Second Floor. And at that moment, I threw on a black and purple cloak with a Black Crow set.
{Cloak of the Moon King
+15 Defense, +30 Stealth, +15 Surprise Attack}
{Black Raven Set(Robe, Pants, Boots, Bracelet, Necklace)
+150 Attack, +50 Stealth, +75 Defense, Increases Critical Damage by 30% when fully set}
*One week later*
City of Urbus. 19:07
Eh... I still can't find the fucking Boss's Chambers! But I also run at night, while the rest sleep and mentally rest. But I have already explored more than 90% of the entire territory of the dungeon. The main thing is that others do not find them before. But I think I can do it before the rest. In about 2-3 days... Let's hope for Lady Fortune.
And now I should have a snack, I almost don't need food, but I usually eat it for pleasure, that's why I download Cooking. Also I have to meet with Argo, I heard that there is some kind of boss in the Southern lands. I'm going to the square or something.
"And here you are." a voice came from behind me. And who would have thought it was Argo. Author, you do not know how to veil the plots. And where are the thousands of quests and meetings before I meet someone who I need?
(Author: Let's agree that I haven't heard anything...)
"Swept up!"
(Author: …)
"And who are you talking to?" Argo began to look at me apprehensively. How cute~
"With no one! These are just words to the wind!" She began to look at me even more strangely. "Well, about the information that interests me. Have you already got it?"
"She cost me a lot of effort. You have one favor and 15,000 calls." the high price did not interest me, and it will not be difficult for me to help in the future. All I need is to level up and kill all the bosses.
"Money is not a problem, but I won't go to bed with you!" I decided to cheer her up a little, because she is one of the few who can really appreciate them.
"Well, damn, I've already fantasized so much, baka. Then you have 20,000 calls" I told you. But here…
"So you think a night with me is worth 5,000 cols…?" I portrayed quiet rage and resentment in my voice.
"Of course more, it just doesn't make sense to increase the price even more, because you won't be able to pay." also winked.
"At this rate, I will have a second love goal." After my words, she blushed a little and looked away. These facial expressions of girls are just beautiful!
"Here is the map and some features of the boss… Come on!" and ran away. Eh, looks like I overdid it.
So, sir… Kral, Chieftain of the Orcs. Weapon - club, height 5 - meters, strong skin, intellectual abilities leave much to be desired, but other weak points are unknown, if any. You just need to stick the sword deeper into the eye and be done with it, I hope ...
And now, on the road!
*4 hours later*
And here is the cave. You need to quickly kill the Orc and go look for the Chambers of the Boss of the floor. I walked through the cave and realized that something was wrong here. It's somehow too quiet for the habitat of the Orcs ... I reached some open square in the center, where the Orc stood. Suddenly, 4 HP bars appeared next to him and I realized that this was the Boss, but there was another highlight in everything that was happening ... When I approached the Orc, hundreds of orcs suddenly appeared around, who looked at me ...
[New quest received!
Kill the Orc Chief Boss
Reward: 40000exp, 15000 SP]
[New quest received!
Kill all orcs in Kral's cave
Reward: 100000exp, 30000 SP]
"Okay! Looks like I'll be here late!"
I immediately attacked Kral and stuck the sword in his right eye and dealt Critical Damage. This instantly took away one bar of HP from him and slowly dealt damage. I tried to thrust another sword into the other eye, but he had already raised the club above his head and wanted to smear me on the ground. What am I? And I'm nothing. I dodged and used my memorized combo. And how strong I was! I took another strip from him! It looks like Kayaba or someone else from the developers was counting on hundreds of orcs around, but they have not even reached me yet, and I have already half killed the Boss. I should stick it in... Ahem... That is, stick it in... Okay, it's better anyway... Stick the sword in the other eye and quickly finish it off after that.
*one minute later*
{Congratulations}
How weak he is… The ant was stronger. Eh, I'll have to take out my disappointment on them ...
"Hehey~ Guys! Don't disappoint me!" either it seems to me, or they twitched in fear. Yes, no ... It's a game.
I started shredding them right and left, also I got a new skill after all this bloodshed.
{Tornado}
As the name suggests, I move like a Tornado and chop everyone around at an accelerated pace for a minute. Each hit deals 10% more damage than a regular hit. An excellent skill against the accumulation of opponents.
I parried the last orc and ran my sword across his neck, and he disintegrated into particles. Then I accepted the rewards from the quests and began to consider the loot that fell to me from the mobs. And oh my god... I'm looking at an item right now that will help me a lot in finding the Floor Boss. Or rather, it has already been found, because I got a damn card! I know from beta testers that there is a mob on every floor that drops a Boss Room card. But the fact that this mob will be here ... And moreover, this card did not fall from the boss. There are only three ways to find the Boss's Chambers:
1) Just wander around the dungeon and hope for luck.
2) With the help of some other quests that will lead you to the Boss. For example, an NPC will ask you to kill one monster and give directions to its location. And that monster will be the Floor Boss.
3) Knock out a map with the location of the Boss from any mob on this floor. And there is only one such card for all mobs.
This indicates that I am very lucky, hehe.
(I came up with these ways, it's not canon.)
Now you need to quickly get to the Boss.
*6 hours later*
On my way, I spotted Kirito and his raiding party. It seems that according to the canon, it was Kirito and this group that killed Asterios. But I was a little faster, hehe. And now I'm standing in front of a minotaur 6 meters tall with 4 HP bars. It seems that his weak point is the Silver Crown of horns, hitting which you can shake the brand. So… Let's drop our weapons!
*Clunk*
"Take a bite!" ha ha, how fun. Only now it would be necessary to inflict a few blows on him. And since it's slowed down, can it use my newly acquired skill? He gets slower and I get faster. Everything fits! We beat!
*Tornado*
"A-a-argh!" he doesn't seem to like it. Gotta hit the crown again! And… He staggered again. Kind of easy in my opinion. But it's a sin to complain, although stop ... I'm a demon. Then command to complain? It sounds kind of weird, but it's okay.
*10 hits on the horns later*
Hmmm… I thought something epic would happen, but I only got a half-dead minotaur, which didn't even hit me and is now looking at me with its eyes full of anger. He's already in the red zone. It seems now a blow to the horns will not work. But no wonder I have other skills.
*Explosive Lunge/Double Cut*
He didn't die! Fuck! He got up! And he looks like he's going to kill me no matter what!
*Tornado*
{Congratulations}
O_o
-_-
Okay ... And what was I worried about. The truth is you don't need to know. There is a whole god that will have to fight in the future. I hope he will not use Administrator Rights, but even without them he will be a formidable opponent. Okay, let's think about that later. So what did I get...?
{Red Underpants: +10 All Stats}
{10x Equipment Upgrade Plates}
Ah… AAAA…?!
*Ten minutes later*
AAAAA?!
Fuh... I seem to have calmed down, but... Okay, the underpants seem to be not bad. I'll wear something...
[Quest to kill Taurus King Asterios completed
Rewards: 60000exp, 20000 SP, Sanglamore Sword Unlock]
[Optional quest to kill Taurus-King Asterios alone completed
Rewards: 70000exp, 25000 SP, Chrysaor sword unlock, +30 all stats]
*5 months later*
It's been six months since the launch of the game. The players reached the 43rd floor. Of these, I myself went through 35, because I was doing some kind of quests in the wilderness while I was going to raid these Bosses. Because of me, rumors began to spread about some group of Beta Testers Clearers. And now we have all hope. It will be a scream when everyone finds out that there is no group and that this is just a small loner with a high level. Oh yeah, I'm at level 82 right now while the rest were around 40-50 levels.
And now I'm fighting some members of the Laughing Coffin Guild. Their toastmaster is really cheerful and the contests are interesting. Only here I am the main target on them, but this does not prevent me from having fun. I killed them and got quite a lot of experience. Apparently they killed a lot of people. I avenged you guys. So why did I even come here, I just knocked out a map to the Boss's Quarters. And concurrently, not far from the Undertaker's mini-base was the Boss's Chambers. The boss's name was Titan Juggernaut. 10 meters high, heavy armor, huge sword and shield, also has a two-handed hammer on his back, quite slow, but if you get a direct hit, it will not be very fun, but not for me. I'm so swayed that even the bosses of the next 10 floors will not be scary to me. And here is the gate...
[Quest!
Defeat the 43rd Floor Boss, Titan Juggernaut
Reward: 470000exp, 220000 SP, Durandal Sword Unlock]
[Optional quest!
Defeat the 43rd Floor Boss, Titan Juggernaut, solo
Reward: 480000exp, 225000 SP, Tyson's sword unlock]
Well... it's time to work.
*7 minutes 43 seconds later*
{Congratulations}
It wasn't difficult. There was a bit of a problem when he moved a lot faster in Berserk mode, but his movement patterns have been fully explored by me, and it's all about reaction and speed, which I have no problem with. And the item dropped from it...
{Extract of Strength
+75 to all stats when accepted}
With items dropped from past bosses, my stat gains are massive. Nobody can stop me in this game, muahahahah! Cough-cough! Again! Yes, how can I do it!? I'll take all the anger out on the next Boss. And I also need to add to the notes that you need to learn villainous laughter. Hmm… I think we still need a crazy smile. Yes, it will be just right.
MC's Set