In the wee hours before dawn those who wished to perform tasks unseen by others began to stir and rise long before the sun thought about peaking above the horizon that was littered with glass, metal, and concrete monuments to wealth, power, and the advancement of technology.
One of those so-called individuals reluctantly opened his eyes many hours before he so desired to do so, and did his best to rouse those that lay next to him on the bed.
After three minutes of gentle nudging and kisses, he gave up on such mild approaches to awaken the beauties that filled his bed. Not wanting to have to rely on the nuclear option of flipping on the lights and playing a video clip of an explosion or a large predator roaring on the display screen hanging on the wall the man chose to use a more psychological warfare approach to winning the War of Pillows.
