[Fight like a monkey with honor]
in the NUMBERS organization kids start learning from five years old now we see young Ron red-haired and a masked man who is Ron's uncle and today they are learning the monkey style
the masked man: now look Ron this is the monkey punch
the man starts running and kicks Ron in the face
young Ron: YOU SED PUNCH WHY A KICK
the masked man: no this was the monkey punch now monkey kick
and Ron is lost consciousness for an hour
[How to make a woman fall in love]
the *the God of death* and *the dark crow* are taking
*the God of death*: now son I will tell you how to let any woman fall for you
*the dark crow*: and how is this useful for me
*the God of death*: son you will need it ok believe me I said such a thing to your grandfather and regretted it
*the dark crow*: ok now tell me
*the God of death*: all you need to do is add a big D to everything you said ok look
*the God of death* take out a phone and enter has the name *the mad one* And he begins to write
{ hi good moring D }
{ Do you want to go somewhere D }
{ I love you D}
{ do you want the D D }
*the mad one* is writing
{let's have another child}
*the God of death*: now you see son...son... YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME SON YOU WILL HAVE TO USE THIS ONE DAY YOU CAN'T RUN FROM FATE
*the dark crow* was running for an hour now
[Ron are you a boy or a girl ]
Ron was looking at his sister and brother and said
Ron: sister and brother am I a boy or a girl
*the dark crow* and * the singer fox* were looking at Ron They were both surprised by this question because they did not know the answer
*the dark crow*: Ron you are a boy ok
* the singer fox*: no he is not he is a girl look at him his face is that of a little girl
*the dark crow*: no Ron is a boy he can kill a man with his hands alone and he can kill a bear in a fight
Ron: can we ask our father
*the dark crow* and * the singer fox*: ok
after ten minutes
*the God of death*: so Ron you are not a girl or a boy, will I don't know What are you but your mom know now let me ask her
after ten minutes
*the God of death*: ok bay...Ron, you are a boy... and you can be a girl in cold zones if you want to ok now gat the f$%^ out my head hurts
[ haw to cook an egg by *the dark crow* ]
*the dark crow*: hello everyone today we will cook an egg all we need is an...RON WHY ARE YOU IN THE FRIDGE AND WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE BARBECUE SPICES AND...Do you know what helped me cook now ok we take the egg and We break it in the middle and now We wait five minutes
after five minutes
*the dark crow*: now we have a cooked...salad?...ok again...take the egg and We break it in the middle and now We wait five minutes
after five minutes
*the dark crow*: now we have a cooked...Pizza?...OK AGAIN...TAKE THE EGG AND BREAK IT IN THE MIDDLE AND NOW WE WAIT FIVE MINUTES AND WE DON'T BLINK
after five minutes of not blinking
*the dark crow*: NOW WE HAVE A...F@#$%^ FRENCH BREAD...WHY I DID NOT EVEN BLINK IT JUST TURN INTO THIS OK TODAY WE ARE DON
Ron: look brother I made a cooked egg
the dark crow,exe have stopped working
[the second king the in Ron dimension]
My name is Karl the Pope of the gods I am 186 years old today marks the end of the first king Hades the first holy king Known as The white king of the Fire Sword of the kingdom of Reimer and the second king will be Chosen his name is Python the white snake killer of the golden deer and the wolf companion Today is his speech ok now be ready
Karl: Python will you swear to be this Kingdom sword and shield
Python: I do
Karl: will you respect traditions and customs and unites our people against demons
Python: yes I do
Karl: ok now you are the new king tonight we celebrate Bring my guitar today I will rock the floor
everybody: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Python was just looking at the Pope dancing and singing And he thinks, "Aren't these movements difficult for a man of 186 years old" tell someone Said
someone: the Pope fell he is dead now we need a new Pope
everybody was looking at the dead Pope tell he gut up and Said
Karl: ha I will not die today so Let's continue the party
everybody: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[END CHAPTER]