Chapter 4 - starting point..

(author note: feel free to leave comments on how to fix this lol, let's try and make this an entertaining way to pass time. p.s definitely not doing this because i ran out of fanfic to read!)

[Name: ..... D Jay]

[Race: Oni / Human]

[Age: 5]

[Ability: None]

[Talent: (Superior healing....)

(Oni strength....)

[Strength: 10 ]

[Constitution: 10 ]

[Dexterity: 5 ]

[Intelligence: 10]

(stats of a normal one piece adult are usually 5, with pirates being anywhere between 5 - 100)

*Basic system, information guide...

"Physical" statistics

Strength - measuring physical power and carrying capacity

Constitution - measuring endurance, stamina and health

Dexterity - measuring agility, balance, coordination and reflexes

"Mental" statistics

Intelligence - measuring deductive reasoning, cognition, knowledge, memory, logic and rationality

Jay: "Sighh" they took the basic thing too literally....

"says jay as he slowly shakes his head"

Jay: It's been five years since that day huh? Who would have thought being born would suck so much? Being squeezed then pushed out of a cramped, damped hole only to get smacked on the ass before you can fully get a grasp on yourself.

"Thought Jay as he sat on a hill looking out to the sea, seemingly staring into what others may have perceived to be nothing."

Jay: I guess this is it, huh? The actual beginning! " Jay thinks to himself as he stops looking in front of him because he notices someone approaching him, someone he admires, whose strength he dreams of having. "Marine hero garp!! Father of Monkey D Dragon, and grandfather of Monkey D Luffy and now himself.

Jay: This isn't the cliche start I was expecting. I was expecting to be found floating in the ocean or saved from a dangerous gorilla or something more exciting. This is way too normal, isn't it? Who would have guessed the old man was my grandfather and the Dragon was my uncle?, where'd my dad go you asked? well dead of course. nahhh just kidding! don't know, don't really care to be honest! interesting guy though. you would have the same thought if you had the chance to see my mother, Oni isn't on my character screen for no reason. He sure has a particular taste in women, may she rest in peace.

Garp: Hey brat... I'm sorry for coming so late to grab you, it must have been hard with that snotty nose brat of mine disappearing. I'm your grandfather by the way, "Sighh" there's only one way to cure sadness!

Jay: "cluelessly looks at the old man" Is that so?

Garp: Yes! yes of course,

"says garp as he, slowly picked up his arms reaching to Jay"

Jay: (thoughts: here we go with the sappy stuff again)

" Bam"

"ughh" "Ahhhhhh"

Jay: what the fuck old man?

"jay began rolling around on the ground, clenching on to his head as a result of the unbearable pain he just received"

"roll" "roll"

Garp: Bwahahahaha! look at you kid! all better already, there isn't any medicine out there better than a "Fist Of Love!" Bwahahahaha

Jay: ughhh

...Flash back.....

Doctor: push!, push!

Woman: arghhh! Aaaaaah!

Jay: whattt theee fucckkkkk! Ahhhhhhh

"Outside perspective "

"Waaaaaa" "waaaaaa"

Doctor: it's a boy....

Woman: I'll name u Jay, after the jaya island where i met your dad..

Father: Monkey D Jay.. huh?

woman: yes....

" The sounds within the room came to a stall, the world was completely still for what seemed like an eternity, nothing moved, not until one tear dropped from thse eyes of Jays father. moruning the loss of his wife, seemingly moving the gears of times agian"

Jay: waaaaaaw waaaaw ( wtf just happened, where I'm i, holy fuck that's a face only a mother can love! ohh damm that's my mom isn't? "sighs" she's dead isn't she? "haaaa" im such a ass for that! so much for a better life huh....?

.... fast forward....

Garp: Bwahahahaha, okay - okay enough playing around i know your happy now!

"crunch" "munch - munch"

"states garp as he pulls some dognuts from the seemingly nowhere and began eating"

Garp: Let's goo...

"and that's how Jays started his journey in the world of onepiece, under the care of Monkey D Garp!"

....

"swoosh" "shawww" "splash"

Marine npc: land aheaddd!

Marine npc 2: all hands on deck, prepare to dock

Jay: so that's Foosha village huh?

(current location: foosha village, east blue)