I always wondered, how do you turn a phoenix into ashes?
Well, by stabbing me of course.
But for some reason, my reflex is dodging everything! have I gone through something like this before?-
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(Twin's POV)
Twin: "Mom?!"
Mom: "Oh hey, anywayyyy your father and I fell in love when-"
Twin: "It's not the time for this, mom! why are you so obsessed with telling that story…"
Mom: "To fill in chapters of course-"
Twin: "…"
Mom: "So back when I was only 500 years old and the dungeons first started appearing, your dad was a special human who woke up the ability to time travel."
Twin: "Wouldn't people catch him and lock him up?-"
Mom: "So after I had you guys, he wanted to know who you guys looked after, so he traveled to the future- and never came back."
Twin: "I thought you were going to fill in chapter, mom. That was like… not even half."
Mom: "If you hadn't realized, average word in this book is 200-"
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(MC's POV)
System? are you sure someone's coming to my rescue?
[Yes]
WHEN ARE THEY COMING???
I've been dodging those people trying to stab me in this birdcage like a rhythm game!!!
[They will come to rescue in: "The next chapter"]
"Well, we're at 245 words so it should end now-"
A green portal opened up right next to me, sucking in bunch of extras that tried to stab me… even my cage was slowly drawing towards the portal-
The portal closed as a man stepped out, a very familiar looking man, "System, he… kinda looks like my twin."
[You mean yourself, dear host?]
"Uh, oh yeah."
The man tripped on my cage and fainted.