White room and it's light blinding my eyes… "ah… where am I right now…?"-
Doctor: "You know the answer! 0v0"
[White hospital lights shined at my face(again) ]
[Doctor:" your awake! Good to see you(again) there's a good news and a bad news, which one would you like to hear it first? :)"]
[Helpful system~]
"…"
Doctor: "You are perfectly healed… took me forever to assemble your dust- bones again!"
"Dust?-"
Doctor: "The bad news! your total will be… 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!"
"Are you sure???!!!!"
Doctor: "Some of the dusts flew away, and do you know how much that cost to replace- I mean… you better pay up unless you want to work somewhere without a single light, for about… a lot of years."
...
I'm surprised the author is still trying to bring the title of this novel back… yup, working my sweet old job again!
[Helpful system actually trying to act like those systems!]
[Quest: Break into a ruin and capture the mythical creature]
[Lvl: extreme]
'I already know this? How is this helpful?!'
[Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
[For the readers to know what quest u are on because the author couldn't find a better way to tell them?]
'Um… you should stop breaking the fourth wall, it's already tattered enough.'
[THeRe WAS a FoUrTh WalL?!?!-]
'Apparently, yes.'
I've been walking for a while, but why is this place so silent?
I walked and walked, until finally, a huge door came into my view.
A cold metallic door with blue outline…
[please enter password]
"Um…"
That wasn't entering a password!!!! Wasn't that just saying something out loud?!
[Wrong, 1 try left until the guest is deemed as an intruder and gets turned into a fried chicken.]
What could be the "password"… did I say that aloud-
[Opening door]
Nice smell of fried chicken flew out through the slowly opening door.
What kind of mythical creature smells like fried chicken-
A chicken covered in flames… I rubbed my eyes couple of times…