"Ha....."
Twin: "did something happen?"
At
"Why is my face like this? It's too girly and babyish..."
Twin: (you know that's our face right?)
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(Author: Something I would've put if they weren't a twin)
Extra: "your big brother is so cool! Why are you saying he's ugly with that face?"
"You don't know? Siblings have something called sibling filter."
(Author: If someone says your sibling look good, that's probably because it isn't their sibling)
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[growing up as a twin]
It's finally Christmas!!!!!
"..."
Twin: "ah sweet, I got a red sweater with a cute Christmas tree on it!"
"And I got a blue one of that..."
.....
(When a stranger asks you:)
Stranger: "are you guys twins?"
"...." WHAT DO YOU THINK???
....
(Awkward)
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Twin: "ur mom"
"..." not like we have the same mother.
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(Another awkward)
"Hey! Why did you buy a strawberry milk-"
*my twin... k...I...s-
"HA! **** and ****, sitting under a tree, K-I-S-S I-N-G-"
Twin: "shush upppppp!!!!!!"