With a loud slam, the man failed face-flat to the floor.
"Good luck then"
He should be fine... should be?
I'll just accept and fix my mistakes whatever okay? But I don't even remember what I did very well, so what do you want from me?!
[A: maybe stop the world from... you know, going PA! And x-x?
B: let's just give up and hope for your next life
C: find your 'friend' and teleport back]
Ah! I totally forgot I left her.
'C' I'll just find her and get back! It's only a small mistake that I accidentally destroyed this world in my past life. you can beat up the me in my past life for all I care, not my fault that I had a bit of screw loose.
[.... even satan will cry at that]
Where was the mute button again?
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(Goddess's POV)
Just a nice evening day....
Goddess:"can't you guys hurry up?"
Twin:"you think it's easy burying a person?!"
God(of questions):"hey, he's still moving. I don't think he died-"
Yes, we're back to the burying thing again...
Ex-MC:"I really didn't meant to kill him."
God(of questions):"you didn't. He's still alive so we don't have to bury him-"
It all happened few hours ago....
God(of questions):"are we going to bury him alive?-"
We were just looking around the town when we met with the ex-MC...
Man:"uh... I...m... s..t..i..l..l.. a..l..i..v-"
The dude was running away from bunch of people and he accidentally killed them. So that's why we're burying this man right here-
Goddess:"ah!!!! Zombie!! The body is moving!!!"
Ex-MC:"should I freeze him?"
Man:"no- wait! I'm sorry-"
Goddess:"hurry! The zombie talks!"
God(of questions):"stop guys-"
Main villain:"a mosquito?"
last thing the god(of questions) saw was a big hand, hitting him.
{new book: about the time where I got transmigrated into a mosquito but died, so I got reborn as the-}
God(of questions):"I'm not dead thank you very much."
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(Bodyguard's POV)
Bodyguard:"I don't get payed enough for this shat." I murmured to myself out of habit while opening a portal.
Bodyguard1:"no worries! We can just open this portal to another world and save our boss ('v')"
My coworker said with a smile...
as if opening a portal is easy!!! It's okay... I can just wait for a few month for the (slave)contract to end and finally retire!
I'll die probably die in a hole somewhere before that few months pass.