I think I'll have indigestion..... sitting at our dinner table with: ex-MC, main villain, dragon, god, a goddess, and my twin.... add our neighbor that joined us for dinner. I couldn't sit there and eat, so I excused myself.
"I think I'll visit the convenience store for some ice cream."
Twin:"bring mine"
Goddess:"Melona for me!!!!"
Dragon:" anything's fine"
Ex-MC:"me too"
Main villain:"....."
I went to the convenience store, grabbed some ice cream (paid of course) and was about to go out when..... I thought dungeon breaks are rare?!
Oh wait..... the meeting thing, the person2? Or 3 said a bunch of dungeon appeared and will likely turn into a dungeon break. The outside was in chaos, few buildings caught on fire... it's not one dungeon that has broken... 3? No, at least 5 of them is happening all at once. I need to go back home. Of course that wouldn't be easy, the floor of the convenience store fell and I fell with it.
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I would've died if I was an normal person.
As I was falling, a wing sprout out of my back.
It was your classic-normal wings.... with fire...
And it's getting on my clothes!!!!! Soon as I came to meet a floor, I rolled on it in hopes of putting out the fire, at least off my clothes.
"Well "thank you, mom" would've been more thankful if It didn't almost get me fried"
Did you know the most painful way to die is burning to death? I think the 6th was getting your skin pilled off.... if the 6 is that and 1 is the burning thing.. you know now, how much it is painful. The most painless way to die? I searched it up and all it showed me was "get help blah blah website 24 hours on blah" thing. It shows the most painful, but why not painless?. Now back to the thought on how I should go back up-
[choice A: sacrifice some clothes and go up with your wings! (Might also have to sacrifice your skin)
Choice B: climb up... somehow
Choice C: Let's just live here]
I'm bad at climbing, and staying here is not a thing I want..... 'choice A we go...'
I made it to the surface- let me just roll on the ground for a bit.... now done. I quickly ran to the house, my twin must be so worried.... the first sight I saw was the goddess, dragon, god, ex-MC, main villain, and our neighbor running out of the house. And the house bursted into flames.
"What happened?"
Goddess:"dungeon break, monster, house gone."
Dragon:"your twin, inside"
They were busy catching their breath but I could understand.... my twin?!
The house was still burning to ash..
Goddess:"he's dead"
Dragon:"no human can stand that."
No... no... no.. n. This is supposed to be a comedy genre! There isn't any tragedy o-or... anything... nothing... there's nothing.
The dungeon break like this was not in the book..... is it because I ruined the meeting? I..